A/n: i'm sorry for the cringe you're about to read.

Enjoy!🖤💛🖤

Tw:
Making out, sexual implications

As soon as Lucia walked out the door, Remus and Janus began grinding each other as they exchanged and received long loving kisses from Virgil.

Within seconds their soft kisses turned aggressive and passionate, as the moments passed, the growing need they had for each other rapidly increased. They longed for the taste of each other's lips, and let's just say that Janus and Remus were sexually fighting over Virgil every two seconds, with their balls.

They migrated from sitting on each other's laps on the couch to suddenly being against the walls, yanking each other's hair to pull them in even closer in order to get as much of each other's sweet tastes in as possible.

"Mmph- Virge, baby you taste like strawberry chapstick" Remus muttered.

"Gosh, you're so horny"

They were having a great time.

Then the door opened. "Whoops, forgot my key-" Lucia began, walking through the door.

As soon as she looked up she saw her son pushed against the wall as Remus and Janus both kept going in for kisses, Remus getting a little too aggressive with his neck.

She apparently wasn't loud enough, so they didn't hear her. She shielded her eyes as she saw out of the corner of her eye Remus whipping out his jugular and hitting Janus with it as a sign of war.

She thought about just leaving, but smirked, realizing this was one of those rare opportunities she had to embarrass her son.

"AHEM" Lucia coughed, grabbing her keys from the desk next to the front door.

Everything was silent for just a moment, then complete and absolute chaos was unleashed upon the house hold, Virgil falling to the ground, covering his face in embarrassment as he screamed into his hands, Remus and Janus yelling, running around in circles, their junks still hanging out.

In the midst of all this, they still felt the need to argue, "MINE'S BIGGER"

"NO MINE!"

"YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A GAG REFLEX!"

"YOU SAY THAT NOW, REMUS WHO LITERALLY, JUST YESTERDAY PUKED ON MY DI-"

"GUYS OH MY GOSH, MY MOM IS RIGHT THERE!" Virgil yelled.

"....I leave for ten seconds. ...TEN SECONDS" Lucia snorted with laughter.

"Son, when I get back, we're having the talk" She smirked.

"Oh god" Virgil groaned, Remus and Janus stopping their argument momentarily to point and laugh at him like a couple of kids.

"GUYS PUT YOUR PEENY-WEENIES AWAY!" Virgil groaned.

"Peeny-weenie?" Lucia asked, on the floor, gasping for air.

"Ohhhh myyyyyy godddd" Virgil dragged out, getting up, and helping his pregnant mother up too, and shoving his mom out the door, "you have a plane to catch, correct? Yes, so bye bye, have fun! Try not to die! SEE YOU LATER!"

Virgil slammed the door, sighed, and slid down against it and onto the floor.

Virgil then received a text.

Mommy dearest: remember to clean up afterwards ;> and remember consent...I want you to know that if you feel uncomfortable, you need to stop it.

Virgil groaned out loud, and covered his face, showing his phone to Remus.

"..." Remus took one look at the contact name and smirked, showing the phone to Janus.

Janus started dying of laughter, pointing to Lucia's contact.

"THE CONTACT FOR YOUR MOM IS 'MOMMY DEAREST?!?'" He screeched.

Virgil's face burned in embarrassment, "uuuggghhhh"

"Aweeee, you love your mommy~"

"SHUT UP SNEK BOI!"

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Paul sighed, "Okay, so let me get this straight...a teenager kicked a pinecone towards your car, and shattered the window of the driver's seat, the pinecone hit your head, and then fell back out?" He asked, not believing the story one bit.

"Yes!" A man yelled tiredly. The lady in the lobby hadn't believed him either.

"Okay, give me a description of the boy you saw"

"I didn't see much. Uhhh...brown eyes, brown hair, he had what my wife might call a 'sexy fading tan' whatever that means. Oh, and he had what looked like a high school football jacket on, he might be a high schooler?" The man questioned.

"Yeah. A kid broke your window with a pinecone. Sure." Paul said sarcastically.

"It's true!"

Another police officer behind Paul said "get on outta here, you're wasting our time"

"But it's true!"

Paul sighed, getting papers out of his desk, "alrighty, here you go. You can file a report on the kid, fill out a description of him, and we'll see what we can do. See that nice lady over there, Tiffany? Hand her those papers once you've finished, alright?"

The man grumbled nodding.

"Nice is a stretch!" Carl called across the room.

"Carrrrlllll i'm trying to help people!" Paul groaned.

"You know how you could help me right now? Meet me in the bathroom on our next break and i'll tell you exactly how you can make my day."

"Carl, that is disgusting" Paul said.

"Oh come on, you know you want to!" Carl winked.

"Okay fine! But only for a few minutes, then i'm enjoying my fifteen minute break!"

And then, suddenly, fifteen minutes was an hour.

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"Hello, Roman, how're you-"

"Can it, mom" Roman growled.

"Excuse me?" She asked, shocked at her son's tone.

"How else do you want me to put it? Be quiet, shut up, stop talking, zip it, shut that hole in your face, I could go on and on all day!" Roman stomped his foot, running to his room, slamming the door.

"ROMAN, HOW DARE YOU- ugh! Just-just calm down, Katlin, give him time, give him space, he'll apologize eventually" she sighed, finishing up the dishes.

Ten minutes later, Roman came stomping down the stairs. "I'm going out. Taking the car" he muttered.

"No you aren't! We are going to talk about this attitude of your's lately mister!

"No, we aren't! Give me the keys!"

"No!" She yelled, "I'm happy to give you space and all but running away from me and avoiding confrontation is not the way to go! We have to talk about things! Don't let your anger build up like this!"

"..i'm going out, weather you like it or not, and you can't stop me, mom!" He growled, towering over his mom, snatching the car keys from her, then running outside, slamming the door.

Katlin walked over to the window, watching Roman get inside of her car and drive off.

"What happened to my baby boy?" She whispered, tears pooling in her eyes as she watched her car drive further and further away from the house, until it was completely out of her sight.