Happy Easter motherfuckers!

Alright so anybody who fucking reads this piece of shit book tell what you think of this trashy story i wanna write: 

Okay, so something you should know is that I never actually intended to kill Kim Taehyung. I guess it was just because of my gorgeous looks, and amazing personality. Just kidding. Anyways, I am here to tell you the true story of why Kim Taehyung is dead. I "Killed" him. Totally, a cute bunny like me can kill the man I loved in cold blood. Woah, Jungkook you're gay? No way, I never saw this coming! Is that how you reacted? Oh, and by the way ladies what is BTS? A disease? Sounds awful. What does it stand for? Bitch Tit Syndrome? Good one Jungkook. That was a real knee slapper right there. Oh shit, I almost forgot the real reason I was dragged here? (The author is a bitch) Okay so let's start at the beginning, shall we?

It was just another cold winter day, but I just ran away from home. I was all alone in a field, and the only you could here was my boots crunching the snow beneath my shoes. So after wandering around forever, I eventually made my way over to an old barn. This was where I first met Taehyung. I was a terrified 15 year old at the time, so when I first saw him I grabbed a metal rod off the ground. He was all like 'Don't hurt me! I'm too sexy to die!' I mean he wasn't wrong. His abs though!

Okay I agreed, and then we started screwing. Just kidding. That happened later in the story. No chest no sex. Lol. Okay, so the author just kicked me in the butt, and I have to take a shit, so until next time. Happy Easter motherfuckers. The author just crushed my windpipe let me go to the hospital. Jesus!

alright was it shit? it was

anyway anyone who can think of a clever title will get credit