shirley if a tomato is a fruit then that means that ketchup is a jam

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

cookie dough is the sushi of desserts

lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

it's weird that we cook baekhyung and baek kookies

your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed

onion rings are vegetable donuts

fuckbois gonna fuck

bitch

idk anymore