I'mma spit on your face

Wag my ass like you don't own me
Don't talk about me to your friends

Don't say she's my homie

Don't put your cranky arms around me

Don't act like you know me

I've got a man at home and there's just us, no we

I saw your text yeah, but I didn't wanna reply

Nothing personal, I just don't wanna lie

I get nauseous when I see your name on my phone screen

Wait, back up, why the hell is still on my screen?

Don't say "my" before you say my name

Please you idiot it's driving me insane

Yes I don't like you, hate yourself if you're looking for who to blame

It's my birthday, I told you not to come, I don't know why you still came

I poured a drink in your face, call it "punch"

Knew you would come anyway, had this hunch

Despite that, you still smile and say

"Baby boo, you're drunk but it's okay"

Last night was the final straw, when you told me about your new law

You don't wanna see me with other guys, wearing short skirts and blinking cat eyes

But I made a new law too

How about "stay away from me cause I hate you

Get the fuck out of my life and let me be

Don't call me your wife cause you'll never own me"