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{Anime Opening}

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Location: In the Zeppelin

3rd Person Pov

The Scene change to The Confederate General James, The Doctor, and The Captain walking down a hallway aboard the Zeppelin.

The Doctor: Well, Major, I think that went vell.

James: Went Well? You think that started a war against the Union. I see one of them was N**** in the meeting. And You think it went well?! Doctor, I was there, and much like our former priest that feels annoying at that time.

Meanwhile~

we briefly see a clip of the old Priest, being torn apart by the James's zombie soldiers.

And Back to the Story :)

James: *Smirk* I killed it.

They arrive at the bridge, where Schrödinger is sitting in the James's command chair.

Schrödinger: Let us hope ze General does not end up ze same! We do not have the freezer space to store all ze incidental leftovers!

James: Ah, Doctor, usually it is a faux pas to give a pet as a gift, but I love her!

Schrödinger roll her eyes in annoyance since she wasn't in love with james. But secretly have a love interest to Y/N, The black skin one.

The Doctor: Major, I am so sorry for his disrespectful disposition!

James: Ah, don't worry. I much enjoy some playful cattiness in my staff. Nonetheless, it is time for phase two of our operation. Our fraulein's excursion to the English Channel.

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Location: Ridden Ocean, Miles Away from Kingdom of Sara

3rd Person Pov

The Scene show a Confederate helicopter moving to land on the deck of an Sara aircraft carrier. We see the ship's control room.

S. Radar Operator: Sir, there's an inbound helicopter trying to land. And it wasn't the americans helicopter.

S. Ship's Captain: That seems odd. Commander Violet, do you know-

Commander Violet is shown to be a zombie.

S. Ship's Captain: OH GOD, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE PURPLE!

That's not the only Commander, Half of the Crew were also infected. And with that, All the Crew gets killed.

The helicopter lands, and Raven Confederate Flat-chested Bespectacled Excel- ah, excuse me, Rip Van Winkle steps out.

(A/N: You wanted to know about her. Please guess)

Rip: Zhis is mein favorite kind of ship: Running with blood und seamen.

Violet: What?

Rip: The Game~!

Violet: What game?!

Rip: You lose! LOL, I'm so random!

Violet: Uh, so, the ship is now under your command, Miss Rip Van Winkle.

Rip: Ah, danke schoen, Captain! Tell me, how did it feel slaughtering your kinsmen, turning them into Ghouls, betraying your family and country, all for the selfish desire to become an immortal zombie?

Violet: Wow, uh, when you put it like that I feel like kind of a cunt.

Rip: Oh, but you know what might make you feel better, Captain?

Violet: Uh, what's that?

Rip levels her musket at the sailors, who gasp.

Rip: *Smiling* Checking your privilege. *Open fire*

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Location: Kingdom of Sara, US Naval Base.

3rd Person Pov

Y/N: The Sara Aircraft Carrier is been hijacked.

Abrams: Yep, Not only that sir. Our spy prediction was Commander Violet who betrayed the country for his own desire.

Y/N: Damn, Never in my life knew the guy get this far for this.

We see Soran and Shalltear talking in the background.

Soran: Shalltear, if I may confide in you...

Shalltear: I temper my sense of decency in expectation.

Soran: I am positively throbbing over these guys returning.

Shalltear: Well, if it lasts for more than four hours...

Soran: Shalltear, do you know what my top three favorite things I've killed are? Third is the Churches. Second is Cults. Can you guess the first?

Shalltear: Your father?

Soran: *Clap* Nailed it!

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Location: Kingdom of Sara, War room.

3rd Person Pov

Scene change to a meeting between V. Queen, Betty and other military official in the Capital war room.

S. General: We lost communication with the vessel eighteen hours ago. Currently, it's resting in the Ridden Ocean 300 kilometers off the coast of Pauling.

Betty: Have the United States acquired visual via satellite?

S. General 2: Yes, and they've left a rather cryptic message that we've yet to make any sense of.

We see V. Queen looking at a photograph of the ship's deck with the phrase "THE CAKE IS A LIE" scrawled on the deck in blood.

(A/N: I found the images..... I guess)

V. Queen: *Confused* I- I don't get this. I don't get it.

S. General 1: None of us know what it means either.

V. Queen: Is it a reference or something?

S. General 2: Of course, there was one other shot we had—

We see a photograph of a yellow umbrella in the middle of the phrase on the deck.

(A/N: Note to self, I screenshot the video by the way.)

S. General 2: -which looks to be someone sitting in the middle with a yellow parasol. Seems a tad random if you ask me.

Meanwhile

Quick cut to Rip on the deck holding a yellow parasol, and her musket.

Rip: Rainbow, tacos, Doctor Who, Homestuck~!

Cut back to the war meeting

V. Queen: This person looks like they're begging for attention.

S. General: And they're about to get it! The Sara Special Air Service has deployed two platoons via helicopter. They'll have visual any moment now.

There is a long pause in the war room until-

Betty: Ma'am?

V. Queen: Wait for it...

Another brief pause.

S. Radar Operator: We've lost both helis! *The assembled officers gasp* And that was Portal, by the way. That's Portal. That's... what it's from.

Sir Penwood is visibly shaking by now.

S. General: *Dispaired* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

V. Queen: Well, this has been fun. Always nice playing audience to this menagerie you call a military. Since it seems like you've got this one on lockdown, I'll leave you to it.

Betty: I'll ask the americans for help.

V. Queen gets up and turns to leave.

S. General: Whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!! Based on new information that has been presented to us, uh, we've decided we - require the Hellsing Organization and their American allies.

V. Queen: You know, it's amazing how much time and people we could save if you'd just ask us in the first place. *She turns to leave* Betty.

Betty chuckles and follows her out.

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And back to the Story

Scene change to a hallway with V. Queen and Betty walking down it.

Betty: We're talking a hefty game, V. Queen. Three hundred kilometers into the Ridden Ocean and they seem to be able to annihilate anything we send at them.

V. Queen: ... and we can't send a submarine, it could be a depth charge showcase down there.

Betty: Can't go at it from the sides, can't go at it from below.

V. Queen: So our only option is to hit that son of a bitch from above.

Betty: Well, we do have one option. However, I heard the USA has a stealth jet it was decommissioned in process.

V. Queen: Oh fuc-

[TO BE CONTINUE]

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Preview:

???: DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!

???: *Singing* A full commitment's what I'm thinking of~! You would't get this from any other guy~!

???: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter.

Memes

A/N: Ohio is one dangerous place. But you will been drag into it :)