"H2-HOES"

[14:28]

Celestia Ludenberg ass created "H2-HOES"

Celestia Ludenberg ass added 5 people to "H2-HOES"

Celestia Ludenberg ass: Bonsoir, ma petite croissants!

Pazazzie, Dwayne Johnson, and 3 others are online

Pazazzie: Uhm what is this?

Celestia Ludenberg ass: another chat where us girls can discuss girl things, understand?

tHICC: yeah but if it's a girls chat

tHICC: why am I in it?

Celestia Ludenburg ass: oops!

Celestia Ludenberg ass removed tHICC from "H2-HOES".

Celestia Ludenberg ass: now that that's out of the way, shall we talk?

Scarlett Bitch: uhm about?

Pazazzie: yeah?

Celestia Ludenberg ass: crushes!!!

broke the streak: oooh!!!!!

[. . .]

[14:34]

Private Chat Between: "Pazazzie" + "Scarlett Bitch".

Pazazzie: OMG DID YOU TELL MABEL ABOUT MY CRUSH ON CODY?!?!

Scarlett Bitch: what? No

Scarlett Bitch: I'm a woman of my word!

Pazazzie: then why now is there a separate gc for us girls so Cody's not in it so he can't see that I like him?!?!?!

Scarlett Bitch: uhhh maybe it's not about you?

Pazazzie: Huh?

Scarlett Bitch: geez

Scarlett Bitch: not everything's about you

Scarlett Bitch is offline.

[. . .]
[14:36]

"H2-HOES"

Dwayne Johnson: what about crushes?

Celestia Ludenberg ass: well, as Reverse Falls's resident psycho, I know these things

Celestia Ludenberg ass: *psychic

Dwayne Johnson: too late 😂😂

broke the streak: so you're telling me that you know who has a crush on who???

Celestia Ludenberg ass: I'm not saying that I don't know these things ;)

Pazazzie: okay, so what now?

Dwayne Johnson: yeah

Celestia Ludenberg ass: well a little bird told me that someone has a crush onnnnnnnnnn

Celestia Ludenberg ass: my brother!

Pazazzie: 🙄

Celestia Ludenberg ass: care to guess who?

Dwayne Johnson: isn't it obvious?

Dwayne Johnson: Candy has the BIGGEST crush on Dipper

broke the streak: HEY

Dwayne Johnson: well tell me I'm wrong

broke the streak: . . .

Celestia Ludenberg ass: oh come on, it *is* obvious

Celestia Ludenberg ass: I'd be surprised if he *didn't* know about it

Dwayne Johnson: Hmm. Now that you mention it, it does seem obvious

broke the streak: so are you telling me that he knows but hasn't said anything, or doesn't know at all!?

Celestia Ludenberg ass: Occam's razor, after all.

broke the streak: yeahhhhh but which one is it?

Celestia Ludenberg ass: you'd have to ask him

Pazazzie: 🙄

broke the streak: what?!

Scarlett Bitch is online.

Scarlett Bitch: um, why don't you just ask him?

broke the streak: Scarlett! Thank god

broke the streak: you're dipper's closest friend, right?

Scarlett Bitch: I guess so

broke the streak: can you ask him if he likes anyone?

Scarlett Bitch: if you want something in life you can't sit around and wait for it to come to you. You need to take action and try.

Scarlett Bitch is offline.

Pazazzie: okay that was deep

Celestia Ludenberg ass: ditto

Dwayne Johnson: so candy

Dwayne Johnson: what are you gonna do?

broke the streak: isnt it obvious?

broke the streak: I need to find someone else willing to text dipper for me

Celestia Ludenberg ass: oh Jesus

Celestia Ludenberg ass is offline.

[. . .]

[14:59]

Private Chat Between: "Scarlett Bitch" + "tHICC"

Scarlett Bitch: yo gids

[15:01]

tHICC: Scarlett? What's up?

Scarlett Bitch: so didja create a separate chat

tHICC: what

Scarlett Bitch: after Mabes kicked you out of the girls one

tHICC: how'd you know?! 😂😂😂

Scarlett Bitch: cuz I'm smart

Scarlett Bitch: Anyways I only brought it up cuz I'm tired of girl drama

tHICC: yeah makes sense

tHICC: yeah I'll add ya to it

[. . .]

[15:05]

"BROS BEFORE HOES"

tHICC added 1 person to "BROS BEFORE HOES"

tHICC: don't ask

ExChius Me???!: who's in it now?

Scarlett Bitch: sup bitch

ExChius Me???!: Scarlett?!

Scarlett Bitch: the one and only

tHICC: she isn't interested in the girl drama

tHICC: so I offered to add her into this gc

Sinamon Roll: I still don't understand why I'm here

tHICC: well you're a guy aren't you?

RichieMcBitchie is online.

RichieMcBitchie: Actually, Gideon, demons don't have a gender. They are simply beings of the mythical world, ergo, no assigned gender. They can choose to appear as anything they want.

tHICC: uhmmm

ExChius Me???!: the hell

Sinamon Roll: he is right.

RichieMcBitchie: always am

ExChius Me???!: don't feed his ego

Scarlett Bitch: yeah he already has one the size of a small blimp

ExChius Me???!: okay she's welcome to stay

RichieMcBitchie: There are no words in the English language to express my disappointment

Scarlett Bitch: relax dipshit

tHICC: so what are they talking about?

Scarlett Bitch: the girl chat?

Scarlett Bitch: crushes, believe it or not

Scarlett Bitch: crushes are so childish

RichieMcBitchie: I respectfully agree

ExChius Me???!: Scarlett

ExChius Me???!: did my name pop up for anyone in there?

Scarlett Bitch: Ugh

Scarlett Bitch: no. *yours* didn't

tHICC: so did someone's?

Scarlett Bitch: yeah

ExChius Me???!: who's?!

Scarlett Bitch: I'd rather not say

Scarlett Bitch: you specifically told me not to feed his ego

RichieMcBitchie: oh?

RichieMcBitchie: well, I'm flattered.

tHICC: bet I know who brought him up

ExChius Me???!: who?

tHICC: Paz! Duh!

Scarlett Bitch: you're wrong

ExChius Me???!: knew it! She has better taste than him

RichieMcBitchie: I'm too expensive

Scarlett Bitch: nice to know I can compare you to a Rolex

tHICC: OMG 😂😂😂😂

ExChius Me???!: well I can guess who brought it up then

ExChius Me???!: Candy

Scarlett Bitch: I'll leave that up to interpretation

Scarlett Bitch: where's the fun if I straight-up tell you

RichieMcBitchie: nothing you do is straight

Scarlett Bitch: so you're not?

tHICC: OML 😂😂😂😵 dead

RichieMcBitchie: I reserve the right not to discuss my personal life or interests

Scarlett Bitch: soooooo??

RichieMcBitchie: I plead the 5th

Sinamon Roll: I don't get it

ExChius Me???!: that took a turn

ExChius Me???!: @/Scarlett Bitch are you saying dipper isn't straight?

Scarlett Bitch: I'm not saying it but I'm implying it

RichieMcBitchie: look who's suddenly interested in my sexuality

RichieMcBitchie: curious

RichieMcBitchie is offline.

ExChius Me???!: wait! That's not what I'm saying!!!

ExChuis Me???! is offline.

tHICC: uhhhhhhhhhh Huh

Scarlett Bitch: Cody's mega sus

Scarlett Bitch changed ExChius Me???!'s username to "Mega sus"

Scarlett Bitch: there we go

Sinamon Roll: I still don't get it

Scarlett Bitch: I'll tell you when you're older

Sinamon Roll: I'm technically thousands of years older than you

Scarlett Bitch: yeah but you're still innocent

Sinamon Roll: what???

Scarlett Bitch: I'll explain via dms if ya wanna know

Sinamon Roll: okay! :)

tHICC: great see ya

tHICC is offline.

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Usernames in order of appearance:
Celestia Ludenberg ass: Mabel
Pazazzie: Paz
tHICC: Gideon
Scarlett Bitch: Scarlett
broke the streak: Candy
Dwayne Johnson: Grenda
ExChius Me???!/Mega sus: Cody
Sinamon Roll: Will
RichieMcBitchie: Dipper