"MY PEASANTS"

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Celestia Ludenberg ass changed the name to "Bring back RichieMcBitchie"

Celestia Ludenberg ass changed Celestia Ludenburg ass's username to Bring Back RichieMcBitchie

Bring Back RichieMcBitchie: this is much better

Pazazzie changed Bring Back RichieMcBitchie's username to Celestia Ludenberg ass

Celestia Ludenberg ass: GODDAMNIT

Scarlett Bitch: bring back RichieMcBitchie?

Scarlett Bitch: Where is RichieMcBitchie?

tHICC: I thought he left this gc

a literal sour skittle: I'll bring him back

Celestia Ludenberg ass: don't waste your finger dexterity, I already threatened him

Pazazzie: with what?

Celestia Ludenberg ass: his inheritance

a literal sour skittle: I tried dming him

Scarlett Bitch: well clearly none of you can do what needs to be done

Scarlett Bitch: @/RichieMcBitchie @/RichieMcBitchie @/RichieMcBitchie @/RichieMcBitchie @/RichieMcBitchie @/RichieMcBitchie@/RichieMcBitchie @/RichieMcBitchie @/RichieMcBitchie @/RichieMcBitchie @/RichieMcBitchie @/RichieMcBitchie @/RichieMcBitchie @/RichieMcBitchie @/RichieMcBitchie

Celestia Ludenberg ass: holy shit

Celestia Ludenberg ass: Hello, @/everyone we need to get my ridiculous brother back to be involved with this group chat. Tagging him would be best. And blow up his dms. Thank you 😇

tHICC: WOW

tHICC: okay I'll lyk if i get a reponse

tHICC is offline.

[. . .]

Private Chat Between: "Scarlett Bitch" + "RichieMcBitchie"

Scarlett Bitch: yoo where you at?

RichieMcBitchie: I do beg your pardon?

Scarlett Bitch: why are you never in the gc?!

RichieMcBitchie: Cody and Grenda are hardly there! Why do you insist that I contribute to the nonsensical comments that are so flippantly thrown there?

Scarlett Bitch: wow you really do text like that too?

RichieMcBitchie: it hardly matters.

Scarlett Bitch: get your ass in there

Scarlett Bitch: come on, it's fun

Scarlett Bitch: give it a chance

RichieMcBitchie: very well. Perhaps later. I have more important acts to perform.

Scarlett Bitch: like stalk Paz?

RichieMcBitchie: No.

RichieMcBitchie: why does everyone think I do that?

Scarlett Bitch: it's obvious dipshit

Scarlett Bitch: maybe you wouldn't understand how love works

Scarlett Bitch: I'll tell ya when you're older

RichieMcBitchie: I'm ten months older than you

Scarlett Bitch: but I'm more experienced than you

RichieMcBitchie: Hardly.

Scarlett Bitch: bet you're talking to paz rn

RichieMcBitchie is offline.

Scarlett Bitch: called it! You owe me!

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Usernames in order of appearance
Celestia Ludenberg ass/Bring Back RichieMcBitchie/Celestia Ludenburg ass: Mabel
Pazazzie: Paz
Scarlett Bitch: Scarlett
tHICC: Gideon
a literal sour skittle: Candy
RichieMcBitchie: Dipper