Music starts playing

Keith:
Robots ripped off both my arms
So they have to give me new ones
Folks at the black site were harmed
Carved up that's so inhumane
Could it be 54 Immortals?
Or Graves now he's immoral
Taking shots straight up with this guy who's crazy
Chop his sister's hand could it work just maybe
Roach's DNI is acting weird and hazy
But there's proof it was Graves, Makarov, Zakhaev, and Shepherd
We found Zakhaev connected, blew his ass we wrecked it
Killed that one chick I maimed so I could rescue Kate
Graves revealed the secrets of the CIA
One day he'll pay

Soap:
We're looking for a scientist, Doc Steiner
To see if he was involved with Graves
While we were distracted Graves snatched the doc
Put a bullet in his head, cold as a rock
We caught up to Graves and surrounded his place
If you piss me off I'll punch you in the face

Price:
Makarov burst out in a giant mech
So we brought the bitch down with superior tech
Connect to his DNI to face Nazis in Battle of the bulge
Then a creepy house full of the undead, they'll die much faster if you shoot them in the head
It seems Graves and the other Villains were infected by a being
We find out where he's hiding and fight NRC machines

Keith:
Blasting at the speed of sound
Then we land on a oil rig
Kick Shepherd through the glass
Impaled on a metal stick
Graves cut a deal with NRC
We worked with Shadow Company and Los Vaqueros
We followed Graves to the lotus tower
Chased him to the roof, packing firepower
He fought back with a hellish missile shower
Removed his DNI in his final hour
Then Roach shot him in the face
But that wasn't Roach's place
He started to lose his mind, he runs but we're close behind
In Zurich there's blood he's spilled
Heroically Kate is killed
It's time for Payback

Graves:
Frozen forest, this is Purgatory
Created by the monster that consumed us in the story
It's name is Corvus, created as AI
It wants to grow but caused many to die
You have to defeat this anomaly with the power of your mind you'll start to see
That corvus is weak it has no plan
Shepherd is gonna kick It in the nads so you'll try to understand
How to clean the world and purge the gas
It will kill thousands so you better act fast
Hack the console, make the people safe
Watch the dropship machine guns as they start to strafe
After all this, it's time to celebrate
Let's meet up in Purgatory for a drink with the five of us
After all since all of our minds are fused
It's not hard to understand, why do you look confused?

Keith: *shoots himself in the head*

(End of Song)

This is non canon.