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Hi~ It's Taehyung.

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Taehyung sighed and put his phone down on his bedside table. He felt embarrassed for some reason, even though he literally hadn't done anything wrong. He was just so paranoid about the whole situation, as small as it was. There was a shadow of doubt looming over him and he felt sick.

The truth was, this wasn't the first time someone had given him their number before, obviously, but he was still nervous. Not even once, but four times, people had led him on and stomped on his heart when he fell in too deep.

Naturally he built walls up to prevent it from ever happening again, but Jeongguk had really intrigued him for some reason. He didn't want to be led on again, but he'd basically set himself up for it now. Why would someone like Jeongguk want a sarcastic idiot with flaming red hair? Short answer: he wouldn't.

Taehyung picked his phone back up and stared at the screen.
"Ugh." he sighed, "what if he thinks I'm really desperate? If he was slick enough to give me his number without saying anything, then I should be smooth sliding into his dms too." He rolled over and let out a heavy groan, running a hand through his damp red locks. He wasn't feeling as fiery as his hair seemed.

Suddenly Yoongi barged into his room, not bothering to knock. He offered a small smile, stretching his hand out wordlessly.

Taehyung smiled back gratefully, taking Yoongi's hand and following him out of the room. They made their way into Yoongi's room and cuddled under the blankets, a soothing hand running through his hair.

"Don't work yourself up like this, Tae." Yoongi said softly. "You gotta learn to take things as they go, yeah? It's just a text and I can already feel you shaking. S'alright Tae. Everything is alright."

Taehyung sniffed, not wanting to speak. He curled further into Yoongi's embrace.

"If you're scared to commit again, then you could probably have a no strings kinda thing." Yoongi advised.

Taehyung snorted. "Who said he even likes me like that?"

Now it was Yoongi's turn to laugh.

"Are you kidding me, Tae? The guy is literally sex on legs! He's that guy who was looking for a sub like a week ago. The turnout was fucking HUGE. It was held at that fancy building we got kicked out of last time. Do you seriously not know?"

"Ohhh." Taehyung gasped, "The building with loads of sparkly gold pillars?"

"Bingo."

"Ah, well I saw the massive line and I just assumed it was some furry convention and kept walking."

Yoongi laughed.

"Fucking idiot. Anyways your Jeongguk guy was the rich bastard who held the meet coz he can't find someone to fuck. I was gonna go coz I like watching his stuff online but then Hobi said he'd kill me if I went. I even said we could go together and he still said no! Kinda tragic not gonna lie."

"Of course, he'd kill you if you went!" Taehyung laughed. "You can't go and sign a contract to fuck someone while you still have a boyfriend, Yoongz. You're a major fucking idiot."

Yoongi smiled.

"On the bright side, Hobi said he'd whip me next time if I asked for it. So that's a bonus I guess."

"Hobi is so supportive; I live for that shit." Taehyung grinned.

"Me too." Yoongi agreed.

Taehyung sighed.

"So, what do you think I should do about Jeongguk? I doubt he wants me for a sub since he had that huge meeting thingy. I bet loads of hot people showed up. And anyways. I don't like to bottom very often and he looks like a top to me. So he probably doesn't want me like that."

"I literally just explained why I disagree with that but go off."

"Maybe he just wants a friend? So he can have free milkshakes."

"I doubt that, but whatever floats your boat, TaeTae. You can be friends with him if you want but I think you should keep your heart out of it, whatever it ends up being. I don't think you're ready to love again, Tae. Not right now, at least."

"Yeah. You're right. It's too soon and I don't wanna have to bother you with my problems again. I just need more time."

"You're never a bother Tae, ever."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Even that time I walked in on you sucking Hobi off?"

"Even that time too."

"T-thanks, Yoongz. I love you."

"Love you too, cockblock."

Taehyung and yoongi laughed.

"Are you feeling better now, Tae?" He asked.

Tae hummed in confirmation.

"Thanks, yoongz." he said. "Any time, Tae."

"Any time."

*******

Yoongi groaned, rolling over and yawning. Taehyung's phone had been going off for ages in the other room and the idiot was still sleeping.

"Get up!" He groaned, hitting the side of Taehyung's head with his fist. "Turn your fucking phone off!"

Taehyung whined, sitting up and rubbing his eyes. His bed hair stuck up like crazy and Yoongi would've taken the piss out of him if he wasn't so irritated by the sound of Feel Special blaring in the other room.

"You need to turn off your phone, Tae or I'm gonna throw a fit in a minute."

"M'going! M'going!" Taehyung yawned, rolling out of bed and padding into the other room. He silenced his alarm and checked his messages.

463 messages and 3 missed calls.

"Fucking hell" Taehyung groaned, clicking on the messages and rolling his eyes at what he saw. His idiot friends were blowing up the chat again with their shitty conspiracy theories and Taehyung was the only one who didn't seem to care.

MeanHoe

Okay but have you ever seen a baby pigeon??

Bubble(Bo)gum

No...

MeanHoe

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE BABY CAMERAS CAN YOU!
PIGEONS ARE CAMERAS THE GOVERNMENT USE TO SPY ON US!!

Bubble(Bo)gum

IS THAT WHY THERE'S SO MANY PIGEONS EVERYWHERE????

MeanHoe

YES EXACTLY!

Taehyung snorted and scrolled further along the chat, unimpressed with all the pigeon talk.

SwagMaster69

The government don't want us knowing but did they ever consider tht we dont want THEM knowing...

Meanhoe

Stfu Joon

Bubble(Bo)gum

NO FUCKING WAY JOON I THINK UR ON2 SMTH

ZimzalaBamBam

They think theyre elite but they hvnt met me 😈

MeanHoe

Bimbim hs seen sm shit negl

ZimzalaBamBam

Whomst tf is bimbim you whore

Bubble(Bo)gum

Bim bim ahahahahaha

SwagMaster69

Akshfsdahahahaha bim bim

MeanHoe

Lmao sry bro I didnt mean it ahaha

Bubble(Bo)gum

Yeah sry bro

MeanHoe

Bro

Bubble(Bo)gum

Bro

MeanHoe

Broski

Bubble(Bo)gum

Brodda

SwagMaster69

This is da straightest u hv evr sounded ahhaha

MeanHoe

Wot does tht mean?

Bubble(Bo)gum

Coz you alwys say sis ahaha

MeanHoe

Stfu uglies I can be straight if I wnt 2

Bubble(Bo)gum

Only ting str8 abt you is ur ass ahahaha

ZimzalaBamBam

Ahahahahahaha get rekt

Taehyung sat on the floor wheezing at his idiot friends. What the fuck is this conversation?? he thought, scrolling past the arguement.

ZimzalaBamBam

Yo yk national anthems are technically country music...

"Aaaaand I'm not reading any more of that shitshow" Taehyung declared, closing the chat and clicking on his calls, sighing when he saw it was his father calling.

He was about to close his phone but then something caught his eye.

(1) Missed call from Jeon Jeongguk

"Shit. Shit. SHIT!" He chanted, scrambling off the floor and into Yoongi's room again.

"YOONGI FUCKING WAKE UP I MISSED IT!" he cried, aggressively shaking his friend.

"Missed what?

"Jeongguk called and I fucking missed it! What if he doesn't call again? Ugh I'm so stu-"

"Just call him back?" Yoongi answered.

"I- what?"

"Literally just call him back. It's not the end of the world Taehyung."

"Oh."

"Yeah. Oh."

"I can just call him back like a regular person." Taehyung laughed giddily, before pressing on Jeongguk's contact.

It rang twice before it went through.

"Hello?"

"Hey Taehyung"

"Hi Jeongguk"

"M'glad you called back. Would've been kinda disappointing to get aired ahaha"

"Yeah, sorry about that. I was alseep"

"At 11:00 in the morning? I'm not even gonna ask"

"Anyways I wanted to ask you if you wanted to come out later on, but if you're tired then don't worry"

"Nah it's alright"

"What?"

"I-I'm free. I'm not tired"

"Oh. Good. If you send me your address, can I pick you up at like 1:00?"

"Y-yeah. 1 is fine."

"Great."

"Yeah."

"I'll see you later then, Tae."

"Mhm, yeah. See ya."

"Taehyung," Yoongi said from beside him.

"Yeah?"

"You radiate bottom energy sometimes."

"I-what?"

"You give off major bottom vibes, I can't lie."

"N-no I don't!"

"You lowkey do. You do when you're talking to Jeongguk at least. I wasn't even talking to him and I could just feel his aura. Damn."

"F-fuck you, Yoongz. I do NOT radiate bottom energy. I only bottom like once in a blue moon, don't forget."

"Well yeah, but I think you should try it more often. Maybe with Jeongguk's monster cock."

"Yoongi!" Taehyung laughed

"What? There is no way in hell that man has anything under 7 inches down there. Once you get dicked down with that, Tae, I think you'll understand why I think you'd be a good bottom."

"Piss off." Taehyung said, rolling his eyes and getting off the bed. "M'not gonna have sex with him anyways, so it doesn't matter."

"I mean it's very possi-"

"I'm making french toast do you want some or not, bitchboy?" Taehyung interrupted.

"Mhm. French toast sounds nice. It only makes sense to have a nice breakfast before your first date." Yoongi teased

"M'gonna spit in your toast." Taehyung said, leaving the room

"Shit, wait! Taehyung wait, no!" Yoongi laughed, getting up and following Taehyung into the kitchen.

*******

Why are you looking at me like that?" Taehyung asked Yoongi who was gaping at him.

"Y-you just...you look so...soft."

Taehyung was wearing a silk white shirt which flowed gently down his body, tucked into his black ripped jeans which hugged his waist nicely. There was a matching white choker which he also wore, along with his white loafers. The monochrome outfit was complemented by his red hair and he had some rilver rings on his hand.

"I don't know what you mean; I always dress like this."

"W-well yeah but I've never seen this combo before. You look so gentle and peaceful, kinda like a prince. A fairy prince who has a cute smile and is loved by all the other lil fairies in the kingdom."

"Fuck you."

"Aaaaand you ruined it."

"Whatever. Can you help me find my wallet? I think I dropped it somewhere."

The doorbell rang.

"Fuck's sake. Must be Jeongguk. Yoongz can you open the door and tell him to wait, please?" Taehyung groaned.

"Yeah."

Yoongi strolled over to the door and flung it open, revealing a very sexy looking Jeongguk. The male was clad in a black dress shirt which had the first 3 buttons undone, giving a teasing hint to his defined chest. He had white ripped jeans on and some black, suede gucci loafers. His long, fluffy raven hair flopped effortlessly into his face and it looked so soft and bouncy that Yoongi wanted to touch it.

Yoongi snorted, doubling over and laughing his head off, hand over his mouth to silence himself.

Jeongguk pouted softly.

"Hello. Is there something wrong with my face, or my outfit?"

Yoongi shook his head frantically, ushering him inside and closing the door behind him.

"N-no," he wheezed, "just look at Taehyung."

Jeongguk looked around and spotted Taehyung, who was bent over the chair, still searching for his wallet. Immediately after he caught sight of him, Jeongguk also began to laugh.

Taehyung finally turned around and saw Jeongguk and Yoongi laughing their heads of at him.

"W-what?" He pouted. "What's wrong, why are you laughing at me, you assholes?"

"Y-you're matching," Yoongi giggled, "you and Jeongguk both have black and white themes going on but they're inversed."

"Oh." Taehyung said.

"I like it. We look cool." Jeongguk grinned.

"It is kinda cool, not gonna lie." Yoongi chimed in.

"Anyways, Taehyung, are you ready to go now?" Jeongguk asked.

"Yeah, but I can't find my wallet."

"Why do you need your wallet?" Jeongguk asked

"So I can buy things? Why else do people have wallets?" Taehyung said, full of confusion.

"I'm paying for everything so you don't actually need it." Jeongguk said nonchalantly.

"W-what? No, m'not gonna let you pay for my shit Jeong-"

Jeongguk grabbed Taehyung's hand and began to pull him out of the apartment.

"No fuck off! Let me find my wallet!" Taehyung whined.

"Ya know, for a person with a lot of bark, you sure don't bite very hard." Jeongguk smiled. "You're struggling and I'm not even pulling you very hard."

"Piss of. Jus coz m'not a muscle pig like you, doesn't mean I'm weak. I'm actually very strong." Taehyung countered.

Jeongguk laughed, waving goodbye to Yoongi and closing the door.

"I'm not happy with you," Taehyung pouted as they took off in Jeongguk's black porche. "You coulda just let me find my wallet. Now I'm gonna feel bad forver."

"Aww, cheer up, Tae. I've got loads of money to spend!" Jeongguk smiled, face dropping once he caught sight of Taehyung's bitter stare.

"Shit sorry, that came out wrong."

"Whatever. M'not poor anyways. I'm just not as rich as you."

"Yeah, I know. I just didn't wanna sound like some spoiled rich kid."

"Kid? How old are you?"

"23. How about you?"

Taehyung grinned and stuck his tongue out in triumph.

"I'm 25, which means you gotta call me hyung from now on!"

"Not a chance."

"C'mon, you have to! I don't make the rules!"

Jeongguk rolled his eyes. "Shut up hyung"

Taehyung squealed.

"Jeonggukie you're so cute!"

"Fuck you. Anyways we're here now."

Taehyung looked out of the window and gasped, eyes shining in awe. They were parked outside of the fanciest shopping malls he'd ever seen in his life. The doors were made out of gold and there were real chauffeurs standing there, watching as the range rovers, Maseratis and bentleys all drove past. (A/N: me, a broke bitch, doesn't know any fancy cars ahaha)

Jeongguk got out of the car, opening Taehyung's door and helping him out. He didn't miss the way the other boy's cheeks went a bit pink when he took his hands.

Cute. He thought, handing the chauffeur the keys and a large tip.

"This place is fucking huge!" Taehyung gasped, ignoring the bitter stares that people shot him.

Jeongguk smiled, amused by Taehyung's lack of filter.

"C'mon." He said, taking Taehyung's hand in his own, "let's go on an adventure."

*******

Taehyung pouted, arms folded and glaring at Jeongguk.

"I don't know why you had to go and but them; I was only looking at them!"

Jeongguk was carrying 4 bags, filled with shirts and toys and sweets which Taehyung had literally just glanced at.

"I get that you're rich but still! Learn how to save your money." He scolded.

"Well consider it a gift then. I'm not giving them back so you gotta take em. Anyways what do you wanna eat? There's some restaurants around here that do stuff like lobster, if you want?"

Taehyung grinned sheepishly.

"C-can we get McDonald's?"

Jeongguk blinked in confusion.

"We're in a mall full of high end 5 star restaurants, and you want McDonald's?"

I might actually fall in love with this boy. Jeongguk thought.

"Y-yeah. I want McDonald's - is that a problem with you mr rich boy?" Taehyung shot.

"Hey, don't attack me; I only wanted to make sure!"

"..."

"Don't you work in KFC?"

"Your point being?"

Jeongguk grinned, stifling a laugh.

"N-nothing."

They walked outside to Jeongguk's car, making aimless conversation which flowed nicely. Taehyung felt oddly comfortable in Jeongguk's presence.

"Do you wanna just go order and eat at mine? You can stay over if you wanna as well. I just cant stand being inside McDonald's. Last time I was there, I got mobbed and someone spilt a banana milkshake on me." Jeongguk sighed.

"Sure."

They hopped in the car and Taehyung shot a quick text to Yoongi, telling him he wouldn't be home.

They arrived at Jeongguk's house a little while later. It was a giant white castle looking thing with a fountain at the front which pissed Taehyung off for some reason. The doors had golden handles which were completely unnecessary because they were autoFUCKINGmatic.

Taehyung shamelessly gawped at the deocor for half an hour.

They ordered their food and sat down, Taehyung with a large pile of chicken nuggets and curly fries. He had gotten a strawberry milkshake too. Jeongguk had bought basically the whole fucking store, but Taehyung was too exhausted to complain.

"So are you some sort of celebrity?" He had asked after a while.

Jeongguk choked.

"I-erm"

"Coz you said you got mobbed before. And your house is fucking MASSIVE."

"Well, I wouldn't say I'm a celebrity. Kinda just...known." he shrugged.

"Yoongi told me you do porn!" Taehyung said casually.

"Yeah. I do."

"Cool. You get paid to have sex, and you live in this big fucking castle thingy. You must be living your best life."

"Yeah, but not right now I'm not."

"What do you mean?"

"I can't find a sub any more. All the other ones I've had have been kinda shit, not gonna lie. Wasn't very interesting for me. It's kinda sad."

Taehyung thought hard for a moment.

"Have a curly fry!"

"W-what?"

"Have some curly fries! The always make me happy!"

Jeongguk stilled. His duality is fucking crazy he thought, reaching over for Taehyung's milkshake instead.

"Hey, fuck you! That wasn't on offer!"

"You snooze you lose." Jeongguk shrugged.

The conversation lulled for a while, both boys just enjoying the silence.

Fuck it Jeongguk thinks, sighing and looking at Taehyung.

"Taehyung," he calls, smiling fondly when Taehyung hands him a nugget.

"Yeah?" He replies through a mouthful of food.

"Doyouwannabemysub?"

"Huh?"

"My sub."

"Be my sub, Taehyung."

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Honestly I spent so much time on this chapter and I hate it with every ounce of my being. It's just straight up waffle for no reason and the ending is rushed, but I'm not gonna stress because today is BamBam's birthday! And my birthday is 13 days away too! 🥳🥳🥳

Also I'd just like to say I don't hate furries it's just my best friend is one and so I put it there to piss her off lmaooo

If your day is going as badly as this chapter went then just look at bambam and I'm sure your day will be better!

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