I went to the cinema today and got a large salted popcorn and a large coke. Since I bought a large drink I received this

What's in the bag you ask?

A pair of kicking sunglasses XD

They say cocacola on the side.

So I put them on
And i had a red and black shirt on, black jeans, grey trainers, red and black cola glasses and i had a red and black cola cup. I basically looked like a giant coke can XD

And I'm getting my hair dyed this cherry red colour

So if someone @'s and says
"Do you even drink cola bro?"
Send em a link to this chapter.