Idk also swear warning

This is my au btw-

Baguette: and rn I'm being shipped with pinecone

Baguette: like, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL-

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Popsicley: if anything happens to Shelly I will kill everyone in this room, then myself

Shelly: Are you for real?

Popsicley: Yes

Shelly: Why there's already slurpy-

Popsicley: forget that bitch ass

Slurpy: you bitch-

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Hotdog: how can you tell that pizza is gay?

Party hat: he literally waved a gay flag in pride month

Pizza: PARTY HAT I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!

Party hat: WHATEVER-

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Baguette: i am straight-

Boat: then why did yesterday you said "SHUT UP I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT!"

Baguette: Boat i swear to my dad-

Boat: *laughing*

(Basically in my au baguette is straight cuz he hates being shipped with other male objects in general)

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Pizza: who is gay or lesbian?

Popsicley raises her hand

Pizza: i didn't say chocolateysexual

Popsicley: bITCH-

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Shieldy: i am 14 so I can swear!

Slurpy: no

Shieldy: What-

Slurpy: No

Shieldy: but I'm old enough to-

Slurpy: N o

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Pizza: *ahem* so uhh

Party hat: your gonna confess that you like hotdog right?

Pizza and Hotdog: !

Pizza: PARTY HAT I SWEAR TO PEPPERONI I ONLY SEE HOTDOG AS MY FRIEND! NOT LOVERS YOU BITCH!!

Hotdog: Why so many swearing-

Party hat: *laughing*

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Chocolatey: Why do i hate myself

Popsicley: No-

Chocolatey: bc i eat myself all the time and i get depressed often bc of it.

Popsicley: I'm concerned-

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Inculds battle of the objects characters

Coffee: hey I'm non-binary (My au!)

French fry: i thought you were Canadian?

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(After the EP 8 Gaming challenge with Boat and Sailboat-)

Sailboat: Cousin, we have meet again

Boat: you joined that copycat's show?

Sailboat: he forced me

Boat: what was the punishment when you don't join anyway?

Sailboat: Him destroying my whole carrier of Minecraft-

Boat: okay yep that explains everything

(I headcanon them as cousins even though it's not canon but it's my au and headcanon lol)

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Frozen Treat: I AM-

Coffee: gay

Frozen Treat: how the fuck am i gay I'm literally dating someone

Coffee: iT'S A JOKE-

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Chocolatey: am i the only one who keeps on getting notifications from a gc?

Chocolatey: no? Just me? Okay.

That's all bye-