FadingEcho: C'mon, Bravelanders!

Characters: *Appear*

FadingEcho: I don't ship it, but we've got Viper X Creeper!

Crown Guard: *Stare at Viper and Creeper*

Viper and Creeper: *Sat together*

Viper: Yeah no.

Creeper: We're platonic.

Thorn: B-b-but...I shippppp youuuuu.

Boulder: What does platonic even mean?

Rock: It means loveless friendship, bro.

Viper: Like Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson.

Creeper: Should I know who they are?

Viper: *Silent* THIS IS WHY THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN!

Loyal: I don't even know who these baboons are but I know I ship them.

Fearless: Their names are Viper and Creeper, Dad.

Loyal: Oh okay.

FadingEcho: Okay...that was weird. Viper you're a Braveland character. You're not supposed to make Harry Potter referances.

Viper: *Shrugs and disappears*

Characters: *Disappear*

FadingEcho: Platonic...is that how you spell it? Please tell me!