Bonus chap like some good bonus meme. it's the q&a and it's hella long. read if u wanna read. i have my message at the last part, i love yall!!

had to edit out memes bc of the photo limit ;(

simplejihoon: WILL YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND

hammshii: can i be best friends with you

sebuintin: can i bE YOUR FWEND

bonkers_is_annie: would i be your friend?

btsexofanficreader: HELLO CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND

minsolo: YALL

minsolo: GET SOME GODDARN CHILL IT'S 6AM

minsolo: YES YALL CAN BE MY FRIEND IM WHEEZING WTF IS THIS but please ask seungkwan because any best friend of mine automatically becomes his side bitch. there's a sign up form in google sheets. dm me for the link ;) if he thinks you're interesting enough he will contact you and tell you details for the talent audition and interview. please bring your resume placed in a glittery folder. not too much glitter, make it classy.

netflics: how do i be you

bentesyete27: ^ same question

girlmystery017: ^^^^

minsolo: kill your son and offer him to wonwoo. if you don't have a son....go get a son.

the_mini_suminie: can i know your name?

minsolo: uhhhhhh yes? HAHAHAHA IDK HOW TO ANSWER THIS

vylessj: how's being the gf of the most talented man on earth?

minsolo: pressuring, especially when you're not even at a quarter of his level of talent. hurts my ego like a bitch im sorry jk i love him

daaaaaaabam: when are you going to marry soonyoung?

minsolo: when jihoon reaches 180cm

sueuoppa: minseul, how do you deal with 17+ boys and 2 bitches in your life?

minsolo: i actually don't know either, sometimes i just want to combust right away. it's pure chaos!!

xkwonsoonjix: when's the wedding

httpjihoon: YEAH WHEN IS THE WEDDING

minsolo: what wedding :0 if it's the one with soonyoung then i don't kNOW. MAYBE WHEN MINGHAO KILLS KERMIT

geyl2: minseul, how's life?

minsolo: my life is like eggs...it has chickens in it sometimes

rjreader889: daein or jiwoo?

minsolo: 🅱️LS. daein is easier to chase off, honestly. but jiwoo is determined to change. so i guess jiwoo

sivanempire: marry me.

minsolo: ok drop your location

sivanempire: jk what's your favorite thing about soonyoung?

minsolo: wHat okay aaaa he's soft and caring and just being with him even for a whole day won't drain your energy out

carat_army1004: hi! if jiwoo wasnt so whipped and creepy, would you consider her your friend?

eatricee: ^^^^

minsolo: definitely! she's a talented girl and im pretty sure she has a sweet side. but i'm not gonna dance my i with her im sorry

thecaratsonfamily: when you met soonyoung what was your first impression of him?

minsolo: a douchebag. but he was drinking chocolate milk so maybe a loser

thecaratsonfamily: when you met daein did you suspect anything weird about her before she tried to seduce soonyoung?

minsolo: ah, the moment my eyes landed on her unbuttoned blouse, i already knew she's a huge mistake

-tripleh: how are u holding up

minsolo: like a strong independent woman 💪

confusedpingu: you're such a babe

minsolo: hi this is her boi who are you

minsolo: sjjs im sORRY SOONYOUNG TOOK THE PHONE WHATS THE QUESTION

confusedpingu: would you date chan if you weren't dating soonyoung? bc damn is it that bad that i still ship you with him?

minsolo: ....no

minsolo: ps. soonie is staring at me

xumingh: r U oKaY bBy?

minsolo: yes haohao is that you boy?

kermitlmhao: no i'm here

minsolo: how the fuck did you

kermitlmhao: chan helped me get in here

minsolo: BUT WHY

kermitlmhao: why not babe

minsolo: THIS IS SOONYOUNG. MINGHAO SHUT THE FUCK UP

kermitlmhao: delusional bitch

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dadcheol: i'm still not okay i just got home from the hospital. jiwoo may have changed but shes still a little bitch 🙌🏻

xkwonsoonjix: how's hell treatin' ya dad? yaw good?

dadcheol: hell was great, child

holyyoo: iz you fine? iz you alright?

dadcheol: ok whY ARE YALL TYPING WEIRD

rjreader889: HOW'S LIFE!!?!???

dadcheol: IT'S OKAY PLEASE DONT SHOUT

sebuintin: uR SO FINE DAMN BOI

-tripleh: HOW ARE YOU, MY MAN???

bentesyete27: uHMM WER R U?? HOPE YO'RE NOT IN JEONGHAN'S HEART

dadcheol: THANK YOU PLEASE DONT!! SHOUT!! I GET STRESSED. AND IM AT HOME TRYNA REST BUT I FEEL ATTACKED AND MY HYPERTENSION IS TRIGGERED BECAUSE OF YALL USING ALL CAPS

sivanempire: can i call you papi

dadcheol: bet if i say no you'd still call me papi

simplejihoon: hi dad you're hot thx

dadcheol: ...welcome?

sueuoppa: are you okay papa coups? you didn't answer when chan called

dadcheol: yes darling im ok now

carat_army1004: it's cute that you made soonyoung a plushie, can you make me one too?

dadcheol: i mean i would, but at this time i'm in trauma. pun intended

thecaratsonfamily: how are you? i hope you're fine and not getting hurt

bsexofanficreader: hao are you with the pain of the needles?

dadcheol: i was in a shitty condition but the boys took me to the hospital 🙏

bonkers_is_annie: where are you? you're hardly being talked about

dadcheol: wait for book 2 then

confusedpingu: i breathe for your hot ass existence so just sayin i wouldn't mind if u hmu ;) andd fUck me for doing this to you but

marry, kiss, kill:
daein, jiwoo, me

dadcheol: marry jiwoo then divorce, kiss you, kill daein. and go back to my normal life.

xumingh: i appreciate your hardwork for the doll along with mingyu

dadcheol: this made me soft. thank you 💕

dadcheol: i still have to rest to be able to come back quickly, i love all of you!! thank you for reading and voting and commenting! check out book 2 pew pew pew

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yjh_choker is now online!

yjh_choker: ok who set my name to this

yjh_choker: WHO??

yjh_choker: h a ha very funny, lee chan. if it's you. or jihoon

yjh_choker: i'm not in the mood. my beauty sleep is ruined.

kingnatttt: you sane yet?

yjh_choker: what? i've always been sane

netflics: WHY DID U CHOKE CHAN

yjh_choker: SENSITIVE TOPIC

jiminnieisnotpabo: why tf did you go out with daein?

xkwonsoonjix: why the fuck did you decide to date daein? oh and are you fully sane now?

-tripleh: im still salty when u dated daein, u know?

yjh_choker: great so i'm here to be attacked. i didn't ask for this, hello? @sooonyoung please block these people?

sebuintin: is chan still ur baby

yjh_choker: yes?

thecaratsonfamily: why. the. hell. did. you. choke. chan? and why tf did you date daein?

yjh_choker: reread. chapter. 149.

bentesyete27: wers yor hair

yjh_choker: space

the_mini_suminie: can you please grow your hair in dwc era? i love you in that era

yjh_choker: if only i could control hair huh?

simplejihoon: hi you're prettier than most girls thx

yjh_choker: ikr thanks

rjreader889: WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY???

yjh_choker: ask simplejihoon im too lazy to type

bonkers_is_annie: can i know what products you use to look fabulous?

yjh_choker: you only need one hun. estee lauder re-nutriv ultra diamond transformative energy crème. it's black diamond truffle extract. $495 for 50ml. you're welcome.

xumingh: how are u and chan?

yjh_choker: sensitive topic. i'm going back to sleep, this is stressful!

yjh_choker: thx for supporting boys be. hopefully the author doesn't turn me to a bitch in book 2. thx for pretending you like me.

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goodguyjoshua: good morning, everyone! ☀️ verse of the day: Encourage one another and build each other up, just as in fact you are doing.
—1 Thessalonians 5:11p

goodguyjoshua: i'd like to know your thoughts on this verse! ☺️

simplejihoon: aYEE WADDUP MAN

goodguyjoshua: omfg wrong gc

sivanempire: are you still holy?

goodguyjoshua: my faith never left my soul

sebuintin: lIKE A MAP
iN MY HEART
fROM THE START
yOU WERE THERE
i DONT KNOW WHERE
cAN YOU SHARE?

goodguyjoshua: 하늘보리 i'm so sorry

sueuoppa: hong joshua jisoo, did you really think it was a water gun?

xkwonsoonjix: hong, did you think it was a watergun lmao i bet $5 for that i nEED ANSWERS

goodguyjoshua: i would like to be excused from this narrative. do your research ☺️

xkwonsoonjix: are you informed that boo has been taking your holy water bottles?

goodguyjoshua: no, but it's okay. i can forgive him ☺️

rjreader889: DO YOU STILL LIKE MINSEUL?

goodguyjoshua: as a good friend ☺️

netflics: how did it feel when you dated daein lmhao

goodguyjoshua: it was fun at first, then it got a little toxic ☹️

bentesyete27: can i take your holy water bottle too? i need to drink it every fucking five seconds

goodguyjoshua: i choose not to give you some. drinking water every five seconds can lead you to hyponatremia. it's very serious and can be fatal. it is also called water intoxication and i don't want to be the reason for that. prevention is better than cure! ☺️🙏

the_mini_suminie: do you sell holy water for me bc there is too much bish in my life

thecaratsonfamily: can you give me some holy water because i'm surrounded by dirty people

goodguyjoshua: holy water is water that, in catholicism and some other churches has been sanctified by a priest for the purpose of baptism, the blessing of persons, places, and objects, or as a means of repelling evil. it isn't something that you can just use on people just because they are sinners. you don't just sprinkle to bless. you, yourself is a sinner as well and before you do such things to others, make sure that you clean yourself first ☺️🙏

anonymousred13: HOW MUCH HOLY WATER DO YOU HAVE????

goodguyjoshua: just a few bottles enough to drive the evil away

-tripleh: hey bub!!! i hope you find someone hehe

goodguyjoshua: thank you! ☺️

eatricee: YO BURGER KING IM THE RAP KING, YOU MAKE ME WANNA SING! Anyways rap king how when can I set up my next appointment with you to be cleansed? After seeing something's of Daein I really need this appointment

goodguyjoshua: if you really need it, i could contact our priest at the church i serve. i'll tell you the details asap

btsexofanficreader: is drinking holy water safe?

goodguyjoshua: yes. it can be very effective in delivering a person's evil possession, especially when used after the sacramental offerings, mass, confession and communion, bible reading and reflection. it is through water we gain baptism and through baptism we are reborn in christ our lord ☺️🙏

confusedpingu: Fam, i'm available anytime, we could get to know each other bc damn i'd die to even date you
If you dont want to then, hopefully you could atleast date seokmin? Bc seoksoo :"^)

goodguyjoshua: ah, i'm not up for dating yet. sorry about that

bonkers_is_annie: so basically i need holy water...where do you get yours from?

goodguyjoshua: from the church i serve in (not sent)

goodguyjoshua: something is suddenly wrong with the connection (not sent)

goodguyjoshua: this is testing my patience (not sent)

goodguyjoshua: god bless all readers, i love all of you! and you all forgave me despite falling into daein's trap. i love that bond we created through this book (not sent)

goodguyjoshua: i gET IT FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN CHURCH

goodguyjoshua: aaaaaaaaaa why did that send!? the world is so cruel! goodbye!

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sueuoppa: 我爱你💖

realsvtvisual: 我都爱你

jihoonsguitar: 你很爱明浩吗 ？

realsvtvisual: ....是

-tripleh: who is cute? minghao or minghao?

realsvtvisual: both

thecaratsonfamily: minghao or dancing?

realsvtvisual: dancing with minghao

eatricee: so is junhao a thing ;)

realsvtvisual: (╭☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞wait for book 2 then aye

xumingh: ARE U A GOD OF VISUAL? Y U SO HANDSOMEEEE

rjreader889: HOW CAN YOU BE SO HANDSOME? ARE YOU A GOD OR SOMETHING!?!???

realsvtvisual: ah, old news sweeties. of course i am the god of visual!

9todino: SUGGEST ME SUM GOOD OL SMUT (╭☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞

realsvtvisual: want me to write a story of us? im jk. dm me babe ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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jiro: i asked my friend for this bc i don't read smut lmhao she's an army and she sent me this bts story https://archiveofourown.org/works/7571629?view_adult=true enjoy, thirsty hoes

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netflics: how does it feel to have the same name as the author of the story?

realsvtvisual: makes me feel more appreciated. who knows? maybe her mom wanted to name her after someone so godly. and it's me

sivanempire: hmu?

realsvtvisual: no, you hmu

xkwonsoonjix: so...did you get your kiss from soonyoung?

realsvtvisual: who the fuck needs it? jk yeah i did, i had to force him. #bribery

jiminnieisnotpabo: lol hi dude

simplejihoon: hi youre hot too

realsvtvisual: you got the opportunity and that's all you're gonna say? 😒👌

confusedpingu: Let me just say that I love your level of greasiness and bro, i want you to be my gege too, would you?

realsvtvisual: sure it's cool 👌

realsvtvisual: nobody's gonna ask for visual tips?

realsvtvisual: nobody?

realsvtvisual: smh. good fucking bye

realsvtvisual: a huge thanks to everyone who read until this chapter! it was a huge rollercoaster ride and i enjoyed every bit 👌💛

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sugardaddy: how do u chat

sugardaddy: oh ok

sugardaddy: the internet is hard

simplejihoon: aYE SOONYOUNG JIRO LOVES U

sugardaddy: hhmMmmMmMmm not surprised bc of her username as soonyoung with an additional o because i make her go :o

netflics: MINSEUL OR JIHOON. ANSWER IF YOU'RE BRAVE

sugardaddy: if you're brave

jiminnieisnotpabo: when will you marry minseul?

httpjihoon: wHEN IS THE WEDDING KWON

thecaratsonfamily: am i invited for the wedding?

sugardaddy: i dONT KnOW, WE HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN TO COLLEGE YET. PLZ CHILL

xkwonsoonjix: seul, jihoon or seok. answer us, brave soul.

sugardaddy: us, brave soul

sueuoppa: are you jihoon's sugar daddy?

sugardaddy: i'm his monosaccharide papi. or mono-succ-haride

jihoon: i'm gonna fucking beat the hell out of you

seungkwan: kinky

sugardaddy removed jihoon and seungkwan from the chat

jenxxa: how the fuck can you be so cute without even trying so hard?

sugardaddy: i don't know 😅

rjreader889: IF YOU WERE A GIRL WHO WOULD YOU DATE!!??!

eatricee: if you were a girl and give the choice to date one of the other members who would you date?

sugardaddy: EVERYONE IN SVT 💗💖💓💝💛💗💖💗💓💛💝

sivanempire: why r u wrecking me

sugardaddy: u deserve it

bentesyete27: is jihoon your secret boyfriend¿?

sugardaddy: wdym secret

suwunyoung: IF YOU AND MINSEUL HAVE A CHILD WHAT WOULD YOU NAME IT ALSO DONT LISTEN TO THEM HATERS YOURE BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE SOONYOUNG !

sugardaddy: waaaa thank you 💗💝💖💓💕 also, koko. or i dont know

bonkers_is_annie: If you could choose one thing only...would you give up Minseul for your other friends and singing or give up your friends and singing for Minseul?

sugardaddy: my best friends (svt of course) have seen me at my worst and accept me for it. they are loyal and entrenched in my life. i'm pretty sure that if i choose them, minseul would understand. remember when shua hyung made me choose and i chose him? that's just how it is. i trust minseul and i know that she will be there to respect and support my decision.

confusedpingu: since you're taking minseul, you wouldn't mind me if i'm taking jihoon would you? ;)

sugardaddy: NO.

btsexofanficreader: hao's your chocolate milk that you spilled on minseul?

sugardaddy: tHAT WAS DECADES AGO

the_mini_sunminue: do you love jihoon?

sugardaddy: yes

vylessi: i already told minsel i love her, dw she's yours, ily too, you're really talented 💞 how's being the boyfriend of the most wonderful girl on earth?

sugardaddy: i feel whipped everyday boom boom swaa

hooowsh: hi i'm jiwu 2.0 sup

sugardaddy: blocking you :)

-tripleh: date jihoon plz

sugardaddy: hmMMmMmmMm

girlmystery017: how's life

sugardaddy: pretty hard, ya know, the difficult life of kwon soonyoung being extremely attractive and talented. ah, i wish i could be unattractive even just for one day!

seungcheol: ....

jeonghan: ....

jisoo: ....

wonwoo: ....

jihoon: ....

minghao: ....

mingyu: ....

seokmin: ....

seungkwan: ....

hansol: ....

chan: ....

carats: ....

seoul: ....

korea: ....

asia: ....

earth: ....

solar system: ....

milky way: ....

virgo supercluster: ....

expanding universe: ....

sugardaddy: ....sigh....anyway, thank you so much for taking time to read all the chapters of this book! it was fun to take minseul away from shua hyung jk. i love all of you and i hope you won't forget the crazy things that happened here! it was really fun and exciting. all the drama was worth it.

junhui: wait. am i supposed to type "...." too?

sugardaddy: [BREAKING NEWS] i have never wanted to jump off a fucking cliff more than i do right now.

sueuoppa: what question can be answered with a question?

eternal_darkness: anything, including your question, don't you think?

eternal_darkness: if i were to answer your question with not a question though, it would be maieutic. questions are answered with questions to let the questioner realize that the question can be answered by reasoning, in which socrates would explain that the answer is in him all along. the method isn't simply the socratic method. it is maeutics.

netflics: be my tutor

simplejihoon: can u tutor me?

sebuintin: hi can u be my tutor?

thecaratsonfamily: can you be my tutor because i'm really failing on my grades and i need tutoring.

eternal_darkness: so here's the thing. i could tutor you but i'm certain that it's not the answer to your problem. tutors can be a great help but sessions are arranged in a weekly basis which reduces the impact of constructive feedback. it may also lead to dependence on the tutor, because of the student's "i'm dumb that's why i have a tutor to help me" mindset. long-term repercussions of such dependence may hamper success in the post-school years.

rjreader889: WHAT'S YOUR IQ LEVEL?

eternal_darkness: my IQ score is 160. but keep in mind that IQ tests are not necessarily all that accurate in estimating someone's overall intelligence.

xkwonsoonjix: How to join the occult club? What's the screening process?

9todino: hEllo?? how did you get into occult clubs

eternal_darkness:
1. recruitment
2. programming - intense study/participation. recruits will be told that satan will cause relatives and friends to say bad things about the club. recruits will be tested if they only trust the members. independent thought and critical thinking is considered prideful and sinful so it should be avoided.
3. retention - group starts to control what member may see or hear. forbids contact with ex-members or anyone critical of the group. disobedience, including even minor disagreement with group doctrine will result in shunning and expulsion. group membership and service are essential for salvation. no matter what you do, it is never enough.

mmming: can i join the occult club? pls

eatricee: i was wondering... can I be added to the occult club?

eternal_darkness: if you're okay with diminished capacity and manipulation then okay.

sivanempire: how's the doll?

eternal_darkness: pretty normal now

confusedpingu: So babe, who tops in meanie here? ;)

eternal_darkness: there is no top or bottom. we all care about equality

xumingh: how does it feel when seungkwan starts using things from the occult club without permission?

eternal_darkness: i feel adrenaline rush through my veins

bonkers_is_annie: why are you so smart?

eternal_darkness: i set aside half an hour every morning to read a newspaper or watch the news. in that way, my brain stay active. i approach work in new ways and i just read a lot. also, for studying purposes, i usually write. taking handwritten notes during classes forces you to pay attention to memories and internal dialogues. and all of that increases brain function.

eternal_darkness: that would be all. thank you for reading and completing this book. it was fun to be with all of you through every chapter.

boss baby: make it quick. i'm not here to fuck around

simplejihoon: will you be my boyfriend?

boss baby: i

simplejihoon: i love you uwu

simplejihoon: JIHOON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MSCBSKDJXJ AAAA YOURE SO CUTE UWU

-tripleh: teach me ur musical genius ways!

-graeae: hi i love you, but please date soonyoung

kingnatttt: teach me your savage ways senpai!

sebuintin: your songs are beautiful u go boi

boss baby: yALL THANK YOU BUT STFU MY PHONE IS LAGGING.

simplejihoon: hmu. choke me daddy

boss baby: my place, 11pm

xkwonsoonjix: How many innocent objects have you broken for the past 2 years? Enumerate.

boss baby: that's a lot. here's a bit. violin, viola, cello, double bass, harp, bass drum, castanets, chimes, conga drums, flute, piccolo, oboes, clarinet, french horn, trumpet, tuba, banjo, bassoon(young. jk), cymbal, piano and xylophone

jenxxa: would you hit soonyoung with your guitar for $50m

boss baby: why the fuck not? i hit his annoying ass with the guitar everyday

seungkwan: kinky

boss baby removed seungkwan from the chat

-jihoonsguitar: hello why are you short

boss baby: bc ur mom gay. fuck you. jk ily

sivanempire: have you dreamt of growing up

boss baby: shhuttheffdgfhhf

the_mini_sunminie: can i have your guitar???

boss baby: no

eatricee: If I may, can I borrow your guitar sometime? For some... scientific reasons... yeah... sure... ^^*

boss baby: reason is unbelievable. no

xumingh: can i kiss your guitar?

boss baby: what the fuck is this obsession with my guitar, are yall guitarsexual or something. im fucking pulling my hair out because of stress

thecaratsonfamily: Can you teach me how to hit Mingyu with a guitar? And can we do a cover collaboration?

boss baby: one more guitar question, im leaving this fucking gc

sueuoppa: is soonyoung your sugar daddy?

boss baby: ......

bentesyete27: do you love soonyoung? in a smutty way??

boss baby: what the fuck kind of question is this?

httpjihoon: WHY R U SO SHORT!!!!! liek me can i be ur girl— i mEAN, cAN U HAVE A COLLAB W ME????!?! YES OR YES???!

boss baby: caLM THE FUCK DOWN OK I MIGHT, IF YOU'RE EASY TO WORK WITH AND NOT SENSITIVE AND VERY OPEN TO HARSH CRITICISM

rjreader889: WHY ARE YOU SO CU---- IF I SAY THAT QUESTION I MIGHT GET HIT BY A GUITAR. So, How did you and soonyoung meet?

boss baby: basically i was looking for someone who could put some choreography to my songs so i'd learn more with adding perfect beats and flows to my works. and i saw him dancing once + he got pretty famous at the time in school. i only wanted to work with the best so i made my way to get close to him. surprisingly, he's a great guy (at first!!! bc he became extra annoying later on) we worked together for weeks and he also helped me improve my dancing skills so yeah we became close partners and spent lots of time together after class hours. we used to hang out in my place just to watch tv and eat pizza too (which he was strict with. bc he has some dancer diet or smth. but i always force him to eat bc the diet was quite unhealthy) it was fun being with soonyoung......then minseul arrived. jk

boss baby: no shade no tea ☕️ i love minseul she's a gr8 musician

-sadvalentines-: How tf are you so savage. Can I seriously marry you

boss baby: you can but can you really?

jiezenaegahosh: can you love me more than u love groot

boss baby: maybe

btsexofanficreader: hows your money for the good weed

boss baby: costs more than your moms rent

rjreader889: whats your favorite weapon

boss baby: grand piano. for killing, well, my bare hands would be okay

bonkers_is_annie: Did you know that you're really good at being angry?

boss baby: WHAT THE FUCK???!!!

girlmystery017: Do you have any other chance to grow up?

boss baby: do you have any other chance to not be fucking insensitive? thank you

simplejihoon: will u be my sugar daddy

boss baby: go to soonyoung

confusedpingu: hey babe, you don't need to thirdwheel if soonseul are together, hmu and i'll be there in 0.0000000001 seconds.

boss baby: soonseul aint fucking real jk no shade no tea ☕️

confusedpingu: I wouldn't be surprised to know if you once had a crush on soonyoung (or you lowkey still do now) but would you date him if he wasn't with minseul?

boss baby: if he'll give me money then why the fuck not

simplejihoon: do u have abs? show ur abs?

boss baby: i have, but go to pornhub.com if you wanna see abs cause i aint showing mine

boss baby: yall are motherfuckin weird and i just wanted to block all of you but thanks for the appreciation and love since the start of this book. i hope you will continue to love us until boys be permanently ends.

kermitlmhao: where dem questions at, cowards?

sueuoppa: Lmhao, jus wanted to let you know what you rocked that Mull8 and i uwu yu. Is kermit yur son? 🐸🐸

kermitlmhao: yes he's my son lmhao

simplejihoon: why do you always say lmao

kermitlmhao: it's lmhao. check your words before you comment ok?

netflics: when will we see the snickers commercial

kermitlmhao: wait for jiro to learn animation, gorl

jiminnieisnotpabo: when will you kill jiwoo with your roasting skills?

kermitlmhao: welp, we can't kill her anymore 🅱️ecause she decided to change 🅱️ut to satisfy your question, here.

xkwonsoonjix: Release the snickers. And how to roast real good teach me ur ways senpai

kermitlmhao:
    1.    Heat the oven to 425°F with a rack in the middle position
    2.    Chop up whatever the fuck you wanna roast
    3.    Toss the it with olive oil and salt
    4.    Spread onto a baking sheet
    5.    Estimate your cooking time
    6.    Roast the vegetables until tender
    7.    Serve immediately

sebuintin: kermit or junhui lol

kermitlmhao: junhui in a kermit onesie

softpillowbby: when will you hit jiwoo with ur nunchucks? i've been waiting for that

kermitlmhao: we can't do that anymore, gorl. 🅱️ut to satisfy your question, here

kermitlmhao: very inspiring photo, like if u cried 👍👍👍👍

-jihoonsguitar: will snickers be sponsoring ur marriage with junhui ?

kermitlmhao: may🅱️e

thecaratsonfamily: When you eliminate Jiwoo can you do a happy dance?

kermitlmhao: we cant eliminate her now

rjreader889: SNICKERS OR JUNHUI

kermitlmhao: junhui eating snickers

bonkers_is_annie: Why are you so good at dancing and dissing?

kermitlmhao: it's in my 🅱️lood òwó

xumingh: i want to be your nunchucks ;( i lOvE yOU but not as obsessive as jiwoo and daein :)

kermitlmhao: there u go 🅱️abe. i lOvE you too, my nunchucks

btsexofanficreader: hao's your nunchucks friend

kermitlmhao: @xumingh someone's asking u

confusedpingu: At this point, I wouldn't be surprised of you'd eat greasy Jun's ass as a meal when you're hungry af, we all know how gay you are for each other lmhao
Anyways, when is junhao 'bout to fuck?

kermitlmhao: took u an hour to write an essay? im jk. idk man, check book 2? pew pew pew. and why would i eat ass when there's snickers

eatricee: Wassuh kermit lmhao, I bet I got better memes!

kermitlmhao: i bet i got more money and less fucks. go back to eating rice. just kidding

snowmonster9201: how to be lit like you fam

kermitlmhao: 🅱️athe yourself in gasoline then light a fire. hELL YEAH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

kermitlmhao: okay that's it, i think. this is a message to all you 🅱️roke ass haters. when i lived in china i was 🅱️roke as hell. but one day i woke up and said to myself, i ain't gonna be 🅱️roke no more. so i started moving bricks and working hard, now we live in the hills. you see that view? yall aint got that view. and i be holdin your momma's rent—

okay but in a more serious note, thank you for supporting boys be to witness the story's evolution from plain cliche joshua fic turned into a soonyoung fic and turned into a roast/drama/comedy/love/friendship book. this story is hella hybrid. thank you for loving it despite its many many flaws. see yall in book 2 pew pew pew

mingyuwu: hi my name is kim mingyu

netflics: ifuckingloveyouwithallmyheart. please get well mf

bentesyete27: you're gorgeous

mingyuwu: thank you, i love you my carat

sueuoppa: Mingyu sunbaenim, any tips on getting taller? Milk doesn't work and Im still shorter than Woozi

xkwonsoonjix: how can i grow taller? tips juseyo

rjreader889: how can i be tall like you?

mmming: how can i be tall like you?

bonkers_is_annie: Stop growing. How do you grow so much? Tell me.

mingyuwu: ah, lots of height questions, as expected. you need a lot of lean protein, calcium, zinc and vitamin d. not a different d. just vitamin d. 15 minutes a day out in the sun can ensure you get enough of it. and a beautiful tanned skin too 😜🤙🏻

get enough exercise and sleep. maintain good posture. you can stretch at least three times a day. swimming is also a good activity.

lastly, don't
    ⁃    smoke
    ⁃    get too much caffeine
    ⁃    drink too much soda
    ⁃    do steroids
    ⁃    eat a lot of pizza, cakes, sweets

know that you don't need to be really tall. it's mostly based on genetics. you need to love yourself no matter what your height is because i'm sure that y'all are lovely.

sivanempire: what do you eat to be that big?

mingyuwu: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

mingyuwu: leafy green vegetables such as spinach and kale. white poultry meat, fish, mushrooms and dairy. lamb, peanuts, and crab are great and essential for your growth too.

mingyuwu: also, carrot juice will help you boost your height and you don't even have to worry about weight. cut them into small pieces and put them into the blender with a cup of water or any fruit or vegetable juice. drink every morning for better eyesight and height. trust me, even the author of this book drinks carrot juice to maintain that 20 20 vision hell yeah

the_mini_suminie: Can I be your daughter? I need height

mingyuwu: you can't be reborn ;(

-tripleh: is wonu cute? sexy? handsome?

mingyuwu: maybe all (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

thecaratsonfamily: Mingyu when I grow older I'm going to be taller than you! Also be prepared boi cause when I see you I'm hitting you with a guitar because I learned it from Jihoon

mingyuwu: you're not gonna see me then

xumingh: are you okay? how does it feel to make a doll and get stolen by jiwoo for her to use it as a voodoo?

mingyuwu: i was uwu while making the doll for soonie hyung but when it was curse, it doesn't feel uwu

confusedpingu: Hey sweetcheeks, If you ever grow some balls as much as your height does, could you please just confess and fuck wonwoo? i'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOME REAL MEANIE HERE

If you are right now tho, congrats ilysm and im so proud of your crusty (jk) tree ass💕💕💕

mingyuwu: i honestly have no comment but you see this?

mingyuwu: [a photo of wonwoo that can't be placed bc of tHE PHOTO LIMIT]

mingyuwu: that's!! a!! look!!

mingyuwu: don't tell him >( or jiro won't be publishing book 2

mingyuwu goes offline

seokmeme: thank you for signing up for mark zuckerberg mania! you will now receive daily zucc facts and fics for free!

jihoon: why am i in this gc

seungkwan: exactly

junhui: same

soonyoung: 🙋‍♂️

seokmeme: [MARK ZUCKERBERG FF #1] https://www.wattpad.com/562208539-z-u-c-c-e-d-mark-zuckerberg-x-reader-give-me-the

junhui left the chat

soonyoung: why did he leave

seokmeme: [MARK ZUCKERBERG FACT #1] did you know? there is an online petition to rename water "Zucc Juice," referring to Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg!

jihoon: stop

seokmeme: <to cancel zucc facts, reply 'seokministhebestsvtmember'>

jihoon: oh no thanks

soonyoung: seokministhebestsvtmember

jihoon: you fucking idiot soonyoung

seokmeme: command not recognized. you now have a <year> subscription to mark zuckerberg mania and will receive fun <hourly> updates!

seungkwan: seokministheworstsvtmember

seokmeme: command not recognized. please let use know that you are not a robot nor a reptile by completing the sentence | your seventeen bias is <blank>

jihoon: jihoon

soonyoung: jihoon

seungkwan: hansol

seokmeme: INCORRECT. ypur sevemteen bias is lee seokmin! you will continue to receive zucc facts and fics every <hour>

jihoon, soonyoung and seungkwan left the chat.

seokmeme: sigh why did they leave

ongsngw: hI sUNSHINE HDHDJSHDH you're so precious

bentesyete27: I love you bruh you good

simplejihoon: seokmin, vocal legend, hello

seokmeme: HELLO ☀️ I LOVE YOU ALL!!

sueuoppa: Seokmeme, did you know that if a dominant female fish dies but still has a family, the father turns into a female and mates with the son.

seokmeme: yes, but i bet you don't know that there are fishes named slippery dick and boops boops

netflics: can you provide us facts? seokmin masternim

xkwonsoonjix: Give me facts, boi. also how and why did you have a purple lipstick wit u

seokmeme: i love purple lipstick. did you know? chicago serial killer william heirens was known as the "lipstick killer" because the scene of his second murder left a cryptic message inscribed in lipstick on the wall– "for heaven's sake, catch me before i kill more. i cannot control myself."

rjreader889: HOW CAN YOUR VOICE BE SO AMAZING???!?!?!?

seokmeme: ASK MOM HIHI

sivanempire: smile for me!

seokmeme: i always smile at the thought of you

-jihoonsguitar: do you know that you're a beaming bright sun?

seokmeme: i get that a lot. thank you so much, my sunflower 🌻

the_mini_sunminie: Why you are so loud and funny?

seokmeme: i'm not sure, but i since i was young i have always wanted to make people smile because happiness makes people even more attractive!!

eatricee: I BET YOU I CAN SCREAM LOUDER *screeches*

thecaratsonfamily: Let's have a high note battle

seokmeme: *SCREECHES LOUDER AND HIGHER*

bonkers_is_annie: Can you tell me some of your best jokes?

seokmeme: I | I i | I I | I_

confusedpingu: Hey love,
I wouldn't mind riding you,
You ain't called a horse for nothing, just helping you live out to your title ;))
Also, would you date joshua if you had the chance? Bc, seoksoo💕

seokmeme: if i had the chance, why not?

seokmeme: to have second book published immediately, please comment seokministhebestsvtmember

simplejihoon: HELLO SEUNGKWAN MY BABY UWUWUWUWU

seungqueen: EXCUUS U I AM NO ONE'S BABY. babies are like,,, ugly. no offense. yall carry that around for nine months and it looks bad, when i could get ready in like 9 minutes and look bomb as fuck.

-estrellas-: teach me how to roast a bitch!!!

sueuoppa: can I be a part of the roast wizards? I might need lessons first tho.

ongsngw: hI KING TEACH US HOW TO ROAST PPL

seungqueen: hMmMmmmMm i'll talk about it. dm me for details. we'll conduct an interview asap to see if yall are fit enough for the position.

vylessi: BE SASSY AND FAB WITH ME AND MY OTHER HOES?

netflics: BLESS ME WITH YOUR SKILLS PLS????!!!!

httpjihoon: hI MAH SASSY BOO PLS I LOVE UR ROASTING SKILLS CAN U TEACH ME???! hEHEHEHE

-sadvalentines-: TEACH US YOUR SASSY WAYS PLEASE

seungqueen: chill out ladies, i can do that but there's a long process for it. just like what i mentioned before. there's a google forms for this. dm minseul hihi 💕

xkwonsoonjix: How many things have you stolen from both occult clubs?

seungqueen: none. excuse you, i didn't steal, i borrowed because wonwoo hyung took em back 💁

xkwonsoonjix: Roast wizard starter pack?

seungqueen: sass, air freshener, holy water, ouija board, palm springs backpack mini, flex seal. thank you. NEXT QUESTION PLEASE

daaaaaaabam: Mark or Hansoooooooooliiieeeeee????? XD pick one only.

seungqueen: Hansoooooooooliiieeeeee xD lmhao lol 😂😂🤣🤣 HAHA

geyl29: Hello i just want to let you know that ily

seungqueen: i love you too sweetie

rjreader889: HOW CAN I BE LIKE YOU GREAT BOO SEUNGKWAN?

seungqueen: kill your younger brother and offer him to joshua. if you don't have a younger brother, ask your parents for a younger brother.

jaehwal: where did you learn to roast people lIke a tOastEr??

seungqueen: oh i didn't learn, honey, it's already in me

-jihoonsguitar: you should ask chan to make an app where you teach how to roast like a queen 😤✊

seungqueen: on it babe

sivanempire: write a book about roasting

seungqueen: hmmmm i'll think about it. if it comes out i'll inform yall. use code seungkwan for 10% off

the_mini_sunminie: Hi can I have some roasting skills from you?

bentesyete27: Hii boo iloveboo your so amazing roasting everyone can i have a roasting session with you???

thecaratsonfamily: Boo I love your roasting skills and I have this enemy and can you give me some roasting tricks?

eatricee: Ok
1. Give me a quick lesson on how to be savage, diva, and how to roast
2. SLAY THEM HOES BOO!!!! SHOW THE B!TCHES WHO'S QUEEN

seungqueen: why is this all about roasting im lowkey stressed. is no one going to ask about sass tips? like that? how to cut a bitch with an eyeliner? hm? anyways, if you want a session, go see me. i ain't gonna adjust, hello? 💁

confusedpingu: Hi let's be bitch ass hoes together bc ilysvfm and i hope hansol fucking marries you bc verkwan, and im here for that

seungqueen: there's a sign up form in google sheets. dm minseul for the link. if i think you're interesting enough i will tell you details for the talent audition and interview. no main bitch position, only side bitches. chop chop 💁😩

confusedpingu: Also, wanna sneak into the occult club together sometime? I'm pretty curious on that shit too tbh and just asking but, do you keep being a hoe and aye tryna get some ass with others just to make hansol jealous or..?

seungqueen: i almost dozed off with your long paragraph honey but no, i don't make hansol jealous. that's just as petty as kim kardashian crying about her diamond earrings.

myungha0: HOW BIG IS UR BOOTY NOW?!???

seungqueen: bIGGER THAN HOW YOURS WILL EVER BE

kawaii_charm: Hey fam
If you're a queen
Who's the king?
Hansol
Or
Mark?

seungqueen: i don't need a king, sister

simplejihoon: sing give me love by ed sheeran with me please

seungqueen: pay up for talent fee 💕

seungqueen: no more questions? yall ruined my beauty sleep, ya know? i'm gonna go back. support boys be 2 or i'll cut you in front of your mom. love ya, toodles💕💋

sueuoppa: Ayyeeeee hansol, itz sueuoppa from one of your insta-lives, *whispers* yu like the boo boy? 😏

simplejihoon: aYe waDdUp

(ernon)1/2: EY I REMEMBER BOTH OF YOU. and everyone likes him wdym

9todino: what's ur ig @ fam

(ernon)1/2: 1998_hvc 🤙🏻

netflics: how many followers do u have on ig now

(ernon)1/2: sCALDING HOT 835 YES HOMIE LAMBO FERRARI LIT BAE FAM BRUH

ongsngw: do u still livestream in ig

(ernon)1/2: YES🔥🤙

xkwonsoonjix: BOO OR DONGHYUCK, ANSWER WITH FULL HONESTY

(ernon)1/2: why is this a question? boo ofc bro

rjreader889: ARE YOU GONNA ASK SEUNGKWAN OUT? cause you better.

(ernon)1/2: i do that a lot. we hang out a lot bro

sivanempire: head—

bentesyete27: Moshi—

(ernon)1/2: no 😀 please

the_mini_sunminie: Do you marry me??

(ernon)1/2: im br0ke

thecaratsonfamily: i made a meme about you HANSOL(O) ask the author

(ernon)1/2: yeah fam i saw 🤣🤙

eatricee: Hey. I gotta joke, if you were in Star Wars you'd be hansolo! Get it... get it... haha... ok I'll leave now...

(ernon)1/2: .......😀??????

confusedpingu: Hey,
Your favourite ice cream flavour is vanilla but
In fuck-wise
Would you do seungkwan vanilla or would you just be all daddy and rough on him? ;)

(ernon)1/2: i...don't know this...

bonkers_is_annie: Can you teach me how to rap?

(ernon)1/2:
1. Listen to lots of rap
2. Get rhythm
3. Rap along
4. Try to rap by yourself
5. Don't use headlines headlines, it's bad luck
6. Develop your own style

simplejihoon: MOSHI MOSHI

(ernon)1/2: no. sayonara

netflics: are u still jeonghan's aegi

sueuoppa: Chan, who's baby are you?

aegichan: i am my own baby, i birthed myself

xkwonsoonjix: Why do you people keep getting Specialized Extracurricular (Execution) Squad wrong ghad

aegichan: nonono you're the wrong one, it's exception!

rjreader889: Do you still like Minseul.

aegichan: yes

9todino: WHERE'D YOU LEARN YOUR HACKING SKILLS, also hi ily

aegichan: i taught myself!! because i'm really into that stuff!! and i love you!! 💞💛💖💓💕💝💛💓💓

bentesyete27: How are you bro? Still heartbroken??

aegichan: i am not heartbroken anymore. i learned how to let go

sivanempire: stay a child

the_mini_sunminie: Do NOT grow up child

aegichan: yes moms

thecaratsonfamily: Chan I love you can you teach me how to dance since I'm really untalented?

aegichan: i don't believe you're untalented ;( pretty sure you're better in other things. you gotta focus on those to improve skills and build confidence

-tripleh: are you still salty about jeonghan?

aegichan: ...who?

eatricee: Chan... it's ok to be heartbroken... from all of the pain you'll recover and once you recover you'll only get stronger! Plus I love you!! It'll take time to recover but I know you can find someone! I be-🍃 in you! Get it be-leaf cause it sounds like believe... hopefully you laugh. ^^*

aegichan: waaa this is sweet but i'm not heartbroken! please know that! thank you for making me laugh, chan loves you!

btsexofanficreader: hao do you hack???

aegichan: through a computer/laptop ;D

confusedpingu: Honey,
Since minseul isn't exactly available
Just wanted you to know,
We could dance to michael jackson together all night,
Play some games together,
Mess around and hack minghao's phone for possibly stashes of memes,
I would keep you and love bc you're so precious so don't hesitate to call me when in need
Butt uhh
Just wanted to ask,
Why you gotta be secretive about watching porn?

aegichan: why do you sound like those tests with a long paragraph and the question is at the end? anyway, i don't watch those! you gotta believe me

bonkers_is_annie: you grow up so fast? Become a baby again.

aegichan: chan is still an aegi, wdym? i'm only a third grader, I AINT GOT NO LICENSE BUT I STILL DRIVE THIS SPORTS CAR. YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER AINT EVEN DOING IT LIKE LIL CHAN 🔥🔥🔥🔥

simplejihoon: choke me

aegichan: let @ yjh_choker deal with you. i don't choke people i aint that petty.

aegichan: please continue to love and support this book, especially 2! some spicee things are already waiting ;) i love all of you!!!

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SPECIAL CHARACTERS
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DAEIN

normaljay: So I was wondering, were you so poor you had to buy a mask rather than just get some plastic surgery? Oh right, even plastic surgery can't fix your fake ass personality.

shindaein: well, if it can fix yours, why not give it a try instead of bitching about it in here. also, chill, you're trying too hard

vylessi: d'ya know who jiwoo is? if you do, would you ever be partners with her in breaking svt up? even if it meant she might do some voodoo shit on you

shindaein: who? i don't know her but i already dislike her. i'm the only one who can try to cut svt down

sueuoppa: What part of Soonyoung did you like about him? Other than the d

shindaein: huh. jawline?

netflics: did you have feelings for joshua even for just like...three seconds

shindaein: yes. literally three seconds

xkwonsoonjix: How sad is your life to attempt breaking seventeen?

shindaein: not as sad as yours, honey

kingnatttt: With Jiwoo around I really miss you 😂

9todino: lowkey miss you ngl

shindaein: sorry, i don't feel the same

rjreader889: Have you been to hell? Wait of course youve been to hell your a demon. Whats it like there?!?!?!?

shindaein: i'm surprised that it looks identical to yours, honestly

sivanempire: Are you planning on teaming up w/ jiwoo? because you're a bitch and she's a witch..

shindaein: excuse you, im not a bitch, i am THE bitch. and no, i don't like witches, they're creepy

thecaratsonfamily: Do. Not. Touch. My. Babies. understood?

shindaein: what babies? i bet you're like, 9 so shut up

bonkers_is_annie: When will you appear again? I wanna teach you how to be nice.

shindaein: i dont need you to teach me, so no, thanks

httpjihoon: stop being a betch & slut girl there's always a room for change oke bE A GOOD PERSON

shindaein: wow👏 what a motivational speaker, gurl

leeminjimj: This girl is a fucking cunt. I miss the roasting session on daein tho

shindaein: so calling someone a cunt makes you a better person? hm

snowmonster9201: don't touch my nct bbys

shindaein: k. dont want them anyway

btsexofanficreader: sup girl i want to be your friend but i want you to toss away the personality can you please toss it away

shindaein: i've never seen anyone as demanding as you before

confusedpingu: Honey,
Just know that despite hating your bitchy ass, some are still willing to give you a chance so i wonder,
What made you be a bitch?
Physical beauty is useless if your personality is shit
How did jeonghan and jisoo even stand you? smh
That's like tryna eat an empty packet of reeses boi (thats already a great level of shit for me)
Tho i feel so bad that you get so much hate but at the same time its partially your fault jdhxhdb;;^;;

shindaein: didn't read everything. i got too bored 😴

shindaein: i don't need this shit. toodles 💕

JIWOO

sueuoppa: psstt.. can you um.. hit me up with sum.. pics of minseul

chuu: dm me :)

netflics: why do you keep calling junhui "the other guy" do u seriously dont know him

chuu: i don't care enough about him to know him

jiminnieisnotpabo: used to ship you with Minghao, but turns out your a complete psycho

chuu: and your point is?

daaaaaabam: How the hell do you keep the pictures in your room from your Dad? Doesn't he come inside? Like Hao?

chuu: he sees them

xkwonsoonjix: For fuck's sake how do you get out of your house at 3am to haunt others' houses. And how do you even stay full awake the next morning wtf

chuu: i have my ways. and i'm not gonna tell, im sorry

jenxxa: Stahp th fucj up bitch

chuu: study hard

rjreader889: WHY DO YOU SPY ON PEOPLE?

chuu: because i fucking want to

sivanempire: Are we expecting some glo up like daein?

chuu: yeah?

bentesyete27: go die

chuu: is that how low you can get

thecaratsonfamily: Why do you like or obsessed with Minseul?

chuu: she's my ideal type

the_mini_sunminie: Can I have a real version of her bonus some of killing things? Thanks

chuu: ??? who are you talking to??? and excuse you, i don't kill

carat_army1004: Since when did you like Minseul ?

chuu: hmm weeks before they roasted the hoe shin daein on stage

httpjihoon: so when r u going to kill urself?

chuu: when im done with you sweetie

rjreader: IF YOU WERENT INTERESTED IN GIRLS WHO WOULD YOU LIKE????

chuu: minghao

confusedpingu: Honey, it's alright to be homo, im pretty gay myself
But you didn't need to take it that far
We know how much you actually love as a human but black magic and trying to break others apart isn't the way :(
Also,
As wrong as this is,
Wouldn't mind if you fuck me if thats what's gonna help you take your mind off things, you really need help babe ;^;
I'll keep you in my house if your parents ever disown you btw, dw
I just hope you realise what's wrong and what's right💕

chuu: no

bonkers_is_annie: If I was in the story, would you have a crush on me?

chuu: minseul has my full attention though?

chuu: no more questions please. my head is aching. thanks a fucking lot

BIG FAT MEANIE

netflics: hair tips pls

simplejihoon: how do i grow my hair faster please

bigfatmeanie: spray holy water. pray to god. don't shampoo every time. da cold-water rinse at the end of each shower, apply an oil or mask treatment weekly.

thecaratsonfamily: Be glad that boo helped you get hair you meanie

bigfatmeanie: please stop calling me meanie. if you were in my shoes you'd be mad too if students insult and disrespect you.

xkwonsoonjix: How was the trashed school? D'you feel blessed yet?

bigfatmeanie: i lost my job

-jihoonsguitar: are you grateful that boo made your hair grow or you still hate them for thrashing school?

bigfatmeanie: neither. i barely even remember them

-tripleh: you're still here?

bigfatmeanie: just to suffer.

confusedpingu: Lol, how've you been m8? Bet your somehow, now hairy ass is stressed af
I have some tips on how to make your hair as good as jeonghan, hmu man if you want yo

bigfatmeanie: no, thank you. not a reliable source

bonkers_is_annie: What do you think about going bald again? I work at a salon. I'll help you with your hair.

bigfatmeanie: i can handle it

jacquelinemlee: Who out of seventeen and minseul do you hate the most

bigfatmeanie: lee jihoon, boo seungkwan and yoon jeonghan

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[JIRO]

you can tell i rushed. there's too much repetitive questions i didn't know what to do. as i'm writing, i'm at 8117 words. congratulations if you made it through 🤙🏻 anyway, thank you so much for the support, as always. i will continue to write to give you laughs and hopefully, cheer you up. i'm very lucky to have all of you here with me. i feel like we're all childhood friends or smth. from september 2015 to june 2018, everybody!

i'm not sure if y'all know that i republished a lot of times. this started as an angst soonyoung fic, but nobody liked it. then a fic with a math based plot but i literally got comments saying it's stupid. ngl. i republished as a joshua fic, then a soonyoung fic. and then i was just like fuck it, who needs a plot. and yeah, boys be was born and here we are now.

also, if y'all are wondering why minseul is the only girl, with no given appearance at all, it's because she is supposed to embody carats, that's why svt barely had "fans" and they treat minseul really well and wants her to always be with them. she has no appearance because i want to leave it all to your imagination. so you can think she's you, or she's some other person or smth.

lastly, i asked if there's anything you want me to do. some said face reveal. oh lord god please help me. some of you already saw it at my other acc but yeah here you go. im shy about showing my face but whatever. i love my precious weed kwon soonyoung. yeah yeah go ahead roast my face it's [OPEN]

with a black bg to make it extra small bc im hella shy

thank you for everything and for being with me, believing that i can live on! thank you for staying despite my shitty writing for the first half of this book. let's go on for a long time with seventeen 💓

book 2 is out, it's titled going seventeen!

with lots of love,
jiro / jun