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-j
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"We love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all, we love each other,"

"EATING TIME!" Seokmin cheered

"Yeah yeah suuuure. keep eating, you pigs," Soonyoung muttered while he was sulking at the corner of the living room, staring at us

"You're calling my sister a pig?" Jun asked

"Jagi is exempted,"

"So much favoritism. So much hate," Jihoon shrugged as he ate. I chuckled at his reaction and kept on eating as well.

I don't think i'll be able to finish all the food. It's too much, there's too many. Bruh, I only wanted japchae and I got like, 10 other extra meals.

Damn, these boys are heavy eaters. Do they even gain weight?

"Now I'm too shy to ask mum for some money," Soonyoung whined and covered his face with his hands. He was sitting at the corner of the room, looking like a cute abandoned child.

"Soonyoung, come here and eat," Jeonghan called

"No thanks, i'm just gonna sulk,"

"Kwon Soonyoung. You have to eat," Jeonghan called once more

"Maybe later,"

I huffed and sat back, looking at Soonyoung. Gawd, he's like a problematic kiddo

"That was my allowance for the whole weeeeeeeek!" he whined some more

awww

"Just ask me if you need anything for school," Seungcheol told him "You're all my responsibility in here, including Minseul,"

"Woah really?" I grinned

"Yes of course,"

I continued to feast on my meal again. I really don't think i'll be able to finish all of it. But at the same time, I don't want to waste food.

Joshua told me to not waste any blessings.

I stood up, carrying a bowl of cold noodles. I walked towards Hoshi and sat on the floor, facing him.

"Don't touch me, i'm emo," He muttered

"Soonyoungie, say aaaahhh!!!" I moved the chopsticks near his mouth, but he shook his head

"No!"

I placed the bowl on the floor and pouted, staring right at him. We had a staring contest for like, two minutes. He wasn't smiling or anything so I tried my best to stay serious as well as I stared at him.

It wasn't long until I sighed and tilted my head. He was still staring with a blank expression until I sang

"Itjanha naega hal mari isseo, itjanha naega neoreul joahae, imakeum ima-"

"WAAAAAHHHHH JAGI STOP IT!" He grinned and covered his face "NOOOOOOOOO,"

"Oh my gawd that's just so gay," Seungkwan rolled his eyes

I laughed at Soonyoung, who kept squealing like a retarded chicken....

do chickens squeal? ....uhhhmm.......

"Nampyeon ah, please eat," I told him

"......nam...pyeon?" his eyes widened a bit

"Yeah,"

"TU PLAISANTES! C'EST PAS POSSIBLE! JE N'ARRIVE PAS À Y CROIRE-"

"SOONYOUNG!" I yelled at him "You speak french!?"

The boy calmed down and covered his mouth before laughing adorably

"It slipped out my mouth,"

"I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth~" Jihoon sang. All of us stared at him. "What? Is it bad to sing?" he questioned

"Do not sing while you eat," Joshua told him

"la la la la la la la la ok!"

"Ugh, it's so hot in here, can you open the windows, Chan?" Mingyu ordered "My hotness is filling up the atmosphere,"

Chan stood up and opened the windows for his hyung

(get the audio? get it? get it?)

"Goodness gracious! sunlight!" Wonwoo was shocked

"What, are you a vampire now?" Jun asked

".....nah,"

I shifted my gaze back to Soonyoung, who already finished the cold noodles while I wasn't looking. Wow. he's pretty fast

"You finished it already?" I couldn't believe it

"Yes jagi, you told me to eat up. And since I'm a good boy, I did finish it for you,"

"But didn't you mention that you're naughty?" I asked

"I'm only good for you, sssshhhh," He moved close and flashed a cute smile that could actually give me heart aches

"Let's go back to the boys. You can't just stay in this corner for the whole time," I grabbed his arm and pulled him up

"I can stay here as long as i'm with you!" he cheered

"Unfortunately, we're not the same. So I wouldn't last long staying here. Come on, jagi!" I dragged him to the table, where the boys were

"Only Minseul could control Soonyoung hyung now," Hansol chuckled

"Girl power!" Seungkwan cheered

"You say that as if you're a girl yourself," Jun told Boo

"Who run the world? Girls!" Boo stood up and threw his arms up

"You're not Beyoncé, please stop," Jeonghan told the hyperactive kiddo

"I'm Booyoncé!" Seungkwan flipped his imaginary long hair "Who I am on stage is very very different to who I am in real life," he posed fabulously

"Joshua hyung, you got some holy water?" Jihoon asked

"Why?" his hyung interrogated

"I need it to clean my eyes,"

"You're so mean," Seungkwan let out a sigh and sat back down, continuing to eat "Hoshi hyung should be Shikira,"

"Shakira? oh my, no, please," Hansol shook his head

"Why not? Shakira dances well! Soonyoung hyung dances well too!" Seungkwan reasoned out

"Oh my goodness I can imagine it," Jeonghan facepalmed "Why do you have to tell me this?"

"Rihanna can be Rihansol. Work work work work work~" Seokmin laughed

"NO FUNKING WAY!" Vernon refused

"Hansol, language," Josh sighed

"It was funking," Jun explained "Nothing's bad about funk, right?"

"Fine,"

"Jihoona," Seungkwan muttered

"Oh so now it's me again," Jihoon crossed his arms

"Jennifer Lopez is Junnifer," Seungkwan laughed at his hyung, who looked unimpressed

"Why me?" Junhui asked

"Because we run the world!" Seungkwan cheered "Let Fergie be Woozi hyung. He'll be Ferzie. But he's half Jihoon Bieber,"

"Fcking hell,"

"Jihoon, please," Joshua sighed "Can you not curse?"

"I'm trying my best!" Woozi answered "But it's no use!"

"Let's turn Black Eyed Peas to Mingyu Eyed Peas because he's dark!" Boo added

"At least I don't look like molester moon," Mingyu crossed his arms "i'm gonna send you three molester moon emojis bwahahaha,"

"AND I'M MICHAEL CHANSON, RIGHT?" Dino excitedly cheered while raising his hand

"Yes, you can be Michael Chanson," Jeonghan answered

"Are you guys high?" Minghao asked

"Smoke weed everyday!!!" Seokmin yelled

"Seokmin, no," Josh told him "No weeds allowed. No one will go high,"

"Jihoon hyung can't be high?" Minghao laughed

"You're so damn lucky, you're Minghao," Jihoon pointed at the 'innocent-but-not-so-innocent-looking' boy "If you were Seungkwan, you'd be dead meat,"

"Guys, please continue eating," Joshua begged "Do not waste food,"

"Yes, a person wasting food is just like a person taking things for granted. It's like deep cuts on-"

"Wonwoo, not now. Not now," Seungcheol stopped him "You can continue that later when we finish eating,"

"I don't even think we'll be able to finish eating," Chan spoke up "There's lots of meals!"

"I spent my allowance on these meals so make sure you eat every single dish or i'll make you pay," Soonyoung told them

"Ooh scary," Jihoon muttered "Go back to your mom's womb nobody wants you here,"

"Why are you always salty about ny presence?" Soonyoung asked

"I dunno," the short boy shrugged

"You guys have to go and get ready for the next few hours because we will go somewhere extremely fun," Seungcheol told us

"Is it Love Land?" Dino asked

"OH LEE CHAN, YOU GOT A CORRUPTED MIND!" Seokmin freaked out "You're not supposed to know that!"

"What's Love Land?" I asked

"It's an adult park in Jeju," Seungkwan answered "You don't wanna know what's in that park, Minseul,"

"Jun hyung would love that place," Seok muttered

"Shut up," Jun told the boy

"Kids, we are not going to that place," Seungcheol sighed "I said, somewhere fun,"

"Glove World?!?" Soonyoung guessed

"Glove World is in Bikini Bottom, idiot," Jihoon hissed

"Is it a bookstore?" Wonwoo asked, earning glares from the boys

"Fun for all of us, not just for you," Mingyu told him

"Well, kids. Keep guessing!" Seungcheol smiled at us, exposing his lovely gums "We'll have some good moments later on,"

"I hope we can be friends forever," Minghao muttered

"Of course, we'll make that happen," Seungcheol replied "Just hold on tight, because the start of our new story is going to be a wild one,"

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/wink wonk/

kbyeilu
-j