I'm so happy for peeeewwwwdddsssss bc 45 million subs and close to 46!! /pops confetti/ he needs 45 diamond play buttons lmao

thank you for the "get well soon" messages, guys <333

-ji
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"Can we go home now?" Wonwoo asked "I haven't finished the book I borrowed from the library,"

"What library?" Jun asked

"The school's librar-"

"Dude we're expelled," Soonyoung cut him off before laughing "You won't be able to bring that book back HAHAHAHAHA"

"But it deserves to be brought back to where it belongs," Wonu replied

"Nuh uh. Ya know, that book is better with you because i'm 100% sure that you'll take care of it. Unlike our previous school," Soonyoung told him "The library there is straight up trash, they don't fix the books,"

"Are you serious?"

"Yeah! Bookworms are good book keepers," Soonyoung winke- blinked at the tall boy

"Please do not wink at me, I feel uncomfortable," Wonwoo cringed

"Because only Mingyu can wink at you. Mhmm sure,"

"Are you guys straight?" I asked, out of nowhere. Don't blame me, i'm just very very curious. I mean, they ship themselves with other members in the group. That's very unusual.....right?

"Straight as a foot rule," Junhui raised his hand "And not gay,"

"Soonyoung is gay....." Jihoon muttered

"....For Jihoonie," Hoshi continued

"uuuuuggggghhhh," Seokmin pouted. Awww that's cute

"I'm as straight as the pole Daein dances on," Seungkwan spoke up

"Eeeewwww," Dino reacted "Yuuuuuuck,"

"It's true, baby maknae,"

"BABY MAKNAE!?" Chan pouted and stomped his feet, looking like an angry child "I'm grown up!!!!"

"Watching x rated videos doesn't make you a grown up boy," Wonwoo muttered

"I don't watch x rated videos," The maknae hissed

"Oh yeah? What's that file in your phone that has a password?" Hansol questioned

"Selfies,"

"Nah I don't think so. Why would you put a password to hide your selcas hmm?" Seungcheol interrogated

"It's selfies!!! Trust me!" Chan started jumping

"Then show us your selfies," Mingyu crossed his arms "It's just you and we see you almost everyday. So it's no big deal if we see your pictures,"

"And you look good, so it's okay," Jun added

"Not as good as us tho," Mingyu bragged and did a brofist with Junhui

"Me! Me! I want to see Chan's pictures!" Seokmin yelled while his arms were up "I bet they look cute,"

Dino's face was already turning slightly pink because of his hyungs. He looked like a cute and embarrassed lost kid.

"Privacy, hyungs," He muttered

"Nah nah, we're all friends here," Hansol refused

"Yeah but i'm the only high quality one!" Seungkwan bragged

"I don't think so," Hansol crossed his arms and stared at Boo

"Why?"

"Because we're different. I'm the high quality one,"

"No no, wanna know the REAL difference between us?" Seungkwan emphasized the word 'real'

"Let me see...." Hansol spoke in english "I know how to fence and you don't, or I have class and you don't. Take your pick,"

"Oh my gawd!" I laughed out loud "Nice movie reference hansolo!" I showed the boy a thumbs up

"Thanks Minsolo," he grinned

".......I don't get it," Boo was confused

"Only high quality people got what Hansol said," Joshua spoke up "With high quality english,"

"This is so unfair. Let's go home!" Seungkwan marched toward the school gate

"Woah wait you're not going to my house anymore?" Soonyoung sounded happy

"Oh! I remember. I'm still going, thanks for reminding me," Seungkwan smiled at his hyung

"......ugh," Hoshi sighed

"Hey hyung I'm going too!" Chan raised his hand "And i'm hungry so you have to feed us,"

"I'll feed you milk," Soonyoung chuckled

"I'm not a babyyyyy!!!!!" Chan cutely ran towards Jeonghan

"You're Jeonghan hyung's baby," Mingyu muttered

"Ugh stop it already, you're embarrassing me," Dino whined

"Fine fine fine," Hoshi gave up "Yeah sure I'll pay for the food even if it's against my will,"

"Why don't we all go to Soonyoung hyung's house?" Minghao asked

"I agree!" Seokmin excitedly said

"Me too," Jun nodded "Let's throw a party and invite lots of people!"

"Why? So you could flirt with random girls?" Seungcheol questioned

"...No!" The other boy answered "Well fine, domt invite other peeps,"

"WHAT!?" Soonyoung was shocked "I HAVE TO PAY FOR THIRTEEN MEALS!? HAVE MERCY ON ME, I'M SUCH A POOR KID,"

"Wow poor kid wow," Jeonghan chuckled

"I'm very very poor, I cannot afford buying lots of stuff for you guys," Hoshi muttered "I'm just a simple, hardworking and obedient boy-"

"Shut up and pay for our food," Jihoon shrugged

"You want to marry Minseul so much and yet you're telling me that you're poor? How will you be able to let her live a good life as your wife if you can't buy meals for thirteen people?" Jun asked "I won't let you marry my little sister,"

"You're not her big brother," Hoshi stuck his tongue out

"Even so, she said she wanted me as her brother and I agreed!" Jun replied "So....I'm not letting you go near her unless you pay for the food,"

"Yes yes. food!" Mingyu cheered "Handsome peeps need to be fed well,"

"But it's not about the money money mone-"

"Go to hell, Soonyoung," Jihoon crossed his arms

"What did I do!?!?" the older boy interrogated

"You existence makes me sick,"

"Let's just go because i'm getting hungry now," Seokmin whined "Make it quick!"

"Come on, vámonos. Everybody let's go. Come on, let's get to it. I know that we can do it!" Seungkwan started to sing as the boys followed him out the campus

"What is this!?!?" Hoshi was freaking out

"Where are we going!?" Seokmin shouted, making the rest of the boys clap three times (except for Jihoon and Wonu ofc)

"TO SOONYOUNG'S HOUSE!" I yelled with the boys

"Jagi are you serious?" Soonyoung whined some more

"Let's go! Jump in! Ivaminos! You can lead the way! Hey! Hey!" The boys cheered

"Woozi, no swiping! Woozi, no swiping!" Seungkwan shouted at Jihoon, who looked annoyed asf

"Fck you," the short boy cursed

"You're supposed to say Aww Man!" Boo corrected

"No fcking way. Fck you,"

"Ugh," Joshua facepalmed

"WOOZI THE EXPLORER!" Seok shouted out loud

"Why is it always me!?!?" Jihoon yelled

We reached Soonyoung's house while goofing around. We had lots of fun teasing Jihoon up to the point where he almost broke Mingyu's arm because he was pissed off as hell.

When we enter the house, I immediately threw myself on the couch

"I'm the map, i'm the ma-"

"ONE MORE DORA SONG AND I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR HEADS OFF!" Jihoon shouted. Oh my, he looks so cute when he's annoyed hahahahaha!!

"I'm hungry," Minghao muttered and took a Snickers bar from his bag

"I got this!" Seungkwan fished his phone out his pocket to order. And left the phone on loud speaker so we could hear the whole conversation.

"Hello, Jung Sik Dang restaurant at your service, is there anything tou would like to order?"

"Hello? Is this the krusty krab?" Boo asked and then burst out laughing

"I'm sorry, sir, what?"

"No no, that was a joke. i'll have fourteen sets of the set number three on your special menu please," Seungkwan spoke up. The rest of us stayed silent and listened

"Set number three has beef tartare,dumpling, pa jeon, miso soup, banchan, tiger prawn, sesame and garlic sirloin, rib galbi, wine pork belly, grilled vegetables, mixed lettuce and miso paste and then seasonal fruits and cinnamon drink. Any other additional orders, sir?"

Seungkwan looked at us, asking for suggestions

"Sangchu salad!" Mingyu whispered "Bibimbap, bibimbap!"

"Anything else?" Boo lowered his voice

"Japchae!" I raised my hand

"Beef bulgogi, chicken bulgogi!" Mingyu added "And spicy pork!"

"Uhhmm add sangchu salad, bibimbap, japchae, beef and chicken bulgogi and then spicy pork," Seungkwan ordered

The woman repeated the orders and we listened carefully

"Any other special instructions?" she asked

Mingyu walked near Seungkwan to reply

"For the sangchu salad, make sure to wash and drain the lettuce carefully and remove all the excess water. I want it to be combined with fresh ingredients- garlic, green onion, fish sauce...not too much. sugar, vinegar, hot pepper flakes, and sesame oil. And make sure that sugar is dissolved well," Mingyu uttered "Thank you "

"Umm....any other instructions?"

"I want it to be delivered by a horse!" Seokmin yelled "I want the packages to be smothered with glitter. Not too much, make it classy. And I want the guy delivering it to be a beautiful bearded man,"

The woman was of course, weirded out. Seungkwan gave her the address to Soonyoung's home afterwards.

"Okay umm...that would be 67231.42 korean won,"

Soonyoung's jaw dropped to the ground once he heard the price he will be paying.

"Cancel the order," he muttered

"Will you cancel the o-"

"NO! WE WILL PAY FOR IT. BYE, TAKE CARE!" Seungkwan said and hung up

"I'm going to kill youuuu!!!!!" Soonyoung ran towards him

"No killing," Joshua interrupted

"But I want to see real action," Jihoon sighed

"Don't worry, i'll pay too," Wonwoo told Hoshi "I can't just let you pay for all of that. That's too much,"

"I'll pay as well," Joshua spoke up

"I'll pay too, hyung," Minghao added

"Yeah me too," Seungcheol nodded

"Count me in," Jeonghan muttered

"Really? You guys would do that for me?" Hoshi looked touched af

"I won't pay," Jihoon raised his hand "Go to hell, Soonyoung,"

"Yeah sure I love you too,"

"Ew,"

"Is it okay if I won't pay?" I asked Hosh

"Sure jagi, you're exempted,"

"FAVORITISM!" Seungkwan yelled

"I am so gonna kill you, you better wait for me," Soonyoung gritted his teeth

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my filler chaps are nonsensical af xD
I'm hungry

kbyeilu

-j