fcking hell, man. I don't want to study anymore

I really really really really want to drop out of special class. really. but that would be shameful. lmao I didn't attend school today tho bc i'm sick af

lemme die, kbyeilu.

oh yeah, belated happy soonyoung day, everyone! it's funny how it's my bias' birthday yesterday but then I got super sick...../flips seventeen tables/

-ji
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I walked towards Seungcheol and he handed me a small card

"What's this?" I asked

"Your schedule, young lady,"

I gazed at the piece of cardboard I was holding, reviewing my new schedule

"Hey Minseul guess what!?" Seokmin shouted at my ear, causing me to jump in surprise

"HAVE MERCY ON MY EARDRUMS!" I shouted back at the boy, who was perfectly laughing like he just heard the best joke ever.

man, Seokmin has no mercy, no mercy at all. While Seungkwan has no shame.

such nice kids.

"What is it that you want to tell me?" I asked him nicely

"We're classmates! With Seungkwan too!"

"Oh my gawd," I facepalmed. R.I.P. ears for several hours. I got two vocalists with me for school days and i'm pretty sure they'd be hitting high notes in class.

"Jagiyaaaaaaaaa!!!" Hoshi came running and whining and running.....and whining. He held my hands and started jumping

"What's your problem?" I squished his cheeks

"I wanna be your classmate," he mumbled

"But you can't get everything you want in life," I laughed at him

"I just want to watch over you!!!" he shook my shoulders

"Then clean your soul, have an accident, go to heaven and watch over her," Jihoon interrupted

"I'm not sure I'll end up in heaven," Hoshi replied, grinning cutely at the strawberry shortcake

"Because you're a sinner," Woozi shrugged

"Because i'm naughty," Soonyoung replied, while doing aegyo. Too desperate to look as cute as Jihoon's height.

"Ew. naughty, ew," Mingyu jumped into the pointless conversation

"Ew. nasty, ew," Hoshi crossed his arms and chuckled. Mingyu groaned, knowing that he's no match for the 10:10 boy. He didn't know what else to do, so he just walked towards Wonu with elephant steps.

"Meanie is so real!" Seungkwan cheered

"Verkwan is real too, Boo," I told him. Seungkwan rolled his eyes and cracked up

"Heh, no way. What's Verkwan?"

omygawd he's blushing. ARE THESE BOYS STRAIGHT OR WHAT!?

"Soonseok is real!" Seokmin yelled. All of us fell silent, except for Soonyoung, who taunted and did a high five with Seok.

"YES! YES! SOONSEOK!" Hoshi jumped and hugged the boy

"Ehem,"

All of us glared at the boy who cleared his throat.....

"What are you looking at?" Jihoon asked

"The Jihoonminati itself," Boo replied

"A strawberry!" I cheered

"A teletubby!" Seokmin shouted

"I'm looking at my Jihoonieee~~" Soonyoung showed the cutest smile he could give Jihoon. And....damn, I almost cringed to death.

Woozi had his arms crossed. I caught sight of a little smirk plastered on his face before he turned his head to face the other direction, just to hide his expression

"Hey hyung!" Seungkwan called.

Jihoon shifted his gaze at us, raising his brows and avoiding Hoshi's stare.

"Are you going to steal Minseul's boyfriend?" Boo asked

"HAHA no," The older boy rolled his eyes, still looking adorable as ever.

"My Jihoonie is not a third wheeler!" Soonyoung pouted

gawd, please just-

"You have to pick," Seungkwan told Hoshi "Seokmin, Jihoon or Minseul?"

"Soonyoung is in a relationship with three people, ew," Mingyu interrupted once more

"At least i'm not dating an emo," Hoshi shrugged

"You suck,"

"And you swallow,"

"Holy shi-" Mingyu almost cursed, but then he noticed the holy hong staring at him, ready to cleanse his soul with holy water spray (provided by Boo Seungkwan)

"Hey hey you gotta pick!" Seungkwan reminded Soonyoung

"Of course I'll pick my jagiya, I don't date boys," Hoshi answered

"But you said soonseok is real," Seokmin whined

"Yeah, you said soonseok is real. You agreed to it," Jihoon added

"Jihoon hyung, we all know that you ship yourself with Soonyoung hyung," Seungkwan sassed, snapping his fingers in the most fabulous way possible

"Who told you that sht? and what's a soonhoon?" The short boy interrogated, causing Hoshi to pout at him.

"Soonhoon is our ship name," Hoshi whined "Don't you like it, Jihoonie?"

"Ugh," Jihoon let out a deep sigh "Soonhoon is not real,"

"But Jihoonie, I love Soonhoon!" Soonyoung continued to wine endlessly

"Go to your soonseok buddy,"

"I love Soonseok too!" Hoshi answered "But that doesn't mean that I don't love my Jihoonie, right?"

"That's just so gay, Soonyoung,"

"It's called brotherhood!"

"No, it's gaysht," Woozi grouched

"You really don't like soonhoon?"

"What's a soonhoon?"

Trying to be very serious, (but actually failing) Jihoon did everything to avoid looking at Soonyoung. For it'll only make him smile....and then he won't look like a serious fluff ball anymore.

"Soonhoon is Soonyoung plus Jihoon," I enthusiastically answered

Jihoon's mouth formed an 'O' as he nodded, but still looking like he doesn't even care about it.

"Soonhoon is cute," Hoshi added

"Soonhoon is gay," Woozi shook his head

"So you're gay?"

"No, only the Soon part in Soonhoon is gay," Jihoon replied

"Soonhoon is adorable!" Hoshi cheered

"Soonhoon has no eyes," I chuckled

"I have eyes!" Woozi tried to widen his eyes using his fingers. It was so cute and derpy, it made me laugh.

"I have eyes too, jagiya," Soonyoung told me

"Yeah but they're very very small,"

"Maybe that explains why you're all I see," he winked

"Wow nice blinking skills huh Soonyoung?" I laughed at him

We stayed in school for a few minutes more to wait for the other boys get their records and schedules

"Hey Chan," I called

"Yeah?" the boy's expression brightened

"What's it like in this school?"

"Umm," he looked around "It's very nice in here actually. With nice people! And we have lots of school clubs too. Programs are held every third friday of each month,"

"Why did you leave this school if it's nice?"

"I wanted to go to a better school because I thought it was real boring in here. I wasn't contented. But at least I met you guys there," he smiled brightly

"Oh look, the uncles are here!" I pointed at the other boys who came running towards us

"Seungcheol hyung said that we will go somewhere fun today!" Minghao excitedly told us

"Fun? You mean Seoul's Children's Park!?" Mingyu asked "Seoul Land!?"

"Mingyu....that's for kids" Jeonghan replied "You're not a kid anymore,"

"I was just thinking of fun places for Dino," the tower replied.

"I'm not a kid anymore!" Dino stomped his feet "I'm all grown up!"

"But I thought you guys don't want to grow up," I replied

"Jihoon hyung wants to grow up...literally," Seungkwan cracked up

"Go to hell, moon face," Jihoon hissed

"I don't want to meet Daein again!" Boo fabulously replied

"So...where are we going?" Junhui asked

Dino clapped three times, earning glares from the rest of the boys

"What's the clap for?" Soonyoung questioned

"Every time Dora asks 'where are we going', you should clap three tim-" Chan stopped once he realized that it was childish asf

"You still watch Dora?" Seungcheol asked

"What- NO!" the maknae replied "I just got it from the internet!"

"He still watches Dora," Jeonghan added "Third graders love that show,"

"I'm not in third grade!" Dino whined "Why do you keep treating me like a child!?!?"

"Because you are a child," Wonwoo answered

"Well Jihoon hyung looks younger than me!" Dino pointed out "Even the performance unit members! Except for Jun hyung hahahaha,"

"Excuse me, I don't look younger than you," Soonyoung stuck his tongue out

"No way! You look like a baby, hyung!"

"No fighting, please," Joshua sighed

"Okay okay stop this," The leader intervened "It's very noisy now. I can't afford a vacation trip for all of us, but i'll make sure it'll be worth it,"

"What is it, hyung? Spill it!"

"Of course, you'll all find out when the night comes,"

"I have a question," Jihoon raised his hand

"Go ahead and ask," leader nim nodded

"What's a Soonhoon again?"

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hey yo, read this bc this is about the story lmao.

it is ending already, and I have an idea for the last chapter. but... you see, I don't like the ending, and i'm 666% sure that you guys won't like it either.

so i'm going to make two chapters for the ending. the original one and the other possible end of this story.

I don't want you guys to hate this book, that's why I'll provide two endings, alright?

I hope that's okay xD

kbyeilu

-j