SPONGEBOB GOT NEW EPISODES, I AM CRYING SPARKLES RN

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"Hey boo! and friends!" I greeted. it's lunch time already, and I just finished arranging my plans for the big roast.

this will be awesome, I know it!

I'm getting pretty excited with it. I want to see Daein's reaction.

"Hansolo!" I cheered

"Yo Minsolo where have you been?" Hansol and I did a high five before I sat down with them. They were already about to finish eating.

Well, except for Wonwoo, he's been studying again.

"There's something missing again in the occult club," He muttered. Jihoon and I started staring at Seungkwan, who was shaking his head, telling us to not get him in trouble.

"Hey Wonwoo! Yo man! Mingyu got a new haircut, have you seen it?" Seungkwan grinned, trying to change the topic

"He didn't get a new haircut," The emo boy replied

"Hahahahahahhaha of course I was just joking ahahahahahahahaha!"

"Guys, have you seen an old book somewhere? It's taupe colored. It's from the club and... I don't know where it went," Wonwoo muttered "Do you guys know something?"

Jihoon started chuckling

"Do you?" Wonwoo interrogated

"Me?" Jihoon pointed himself "I don't know anything, I swear,"

"You, Minseul?"

"Nah. If I know something, I'd tell you," I lied. Seungkwan was sweating bullets, for he knows that he would definitely get in trouble once he gets busted.

poor boo

"I feel like someone stole it," Jeon muttered "Someone I know," he started glaring at Seungkwan

"What? Why are you staring at me?"

"Do you have the book?"

"Me? No!" Seungkwan laughed "That's crazy!"

Wonwoo grabbed the boy's bag and fished the book out of it

"Next time you hide something from me, hide it well," The boy spoke, before keeping the book inside his bag "And if you want to enter the occult club so much, you should just tell me,"

"Occult club? no, ew." Boo chuckled "Too fab for dark creatures. Dark creatures like Mingy-- nothing,"

Wonwoo only glared at the young boy

"Minsolo," Hansol called. I turned to look

"Yeah?"

"You bumped into Joshua hyung earlier. Did you guys make up already?" He asked "Like, fully friends again?"

"No," I answered "He's still a little bit if a douchebag,"

"You know...Joshua hyung is getting a bit holy again, but I feel like he's the one who caused Soonyoung hyung to get sick," he told me

"How?"

"He hates him, right?" Hansol shrugged "Maybe that's why. But I'm not sure, and I sure hope it's not him. I want him to go back as soon as possible,"

"Didn't Seungcheol promise that you guys will go on an outing once Joshua comes back?"

"He did, and I sure am excited for it!" He cheered

I smiled at him and started to eat.

"Hyung told me that Jihoonminati is all about colorful stuff," Chan pointed at Seungkwan "I'm getting excited!"

"Oh no," I muttered. Poor boy, he has no idea about the roasting

"Colorful?" Jihoon asked "Damn,"

"Yeah, and he said it'll be fun," The young boy added, looking like he's excited to know more about it.

"Really now? The illuminati?" Wonwoo asked "Who started this?"

Jihoon didn't hesitate to point at Seungkwan.

"Seungkwan, why do you always make fun of those things?"

"What's the illuminati?" Chan asked "Did it come from Up10tion? Did they copy Seventeen's Jihoonminati?"

"Oh please," Jihoon whined "Pinch me, I must be dreaming,"

I reached for Jihoon's arm to pinch him

"OUCH! WHAT THE HELL!?"

"You wanted someone to pinch you, right?" I laughed at him "That reminds me. Where's Seungcheol, Jeonghan and Seokmeme?"

"I don't know," Seungkwan shrugged "They have classes, maybe?"

"

Hey how's that teacher who hits on you?" Wonwoo asked Hansol

"What....what teacher?"

"Ms. Heo,"

"Oh....she made me fill up some kind of form," Hansol answered "It happened that I put my phone number on that silly form because it was required. After that, she started texting me like crazy,"

"Ew," Jihoon shook his head "Pedophile,"

"What's a pedophile?" Dino asked

everyone kept quiet when Chan asked

"You know, maknae," Wonwoo started "There are some things that are better left unknown....like that word,"

"But i'm old enough," Chan tilted his head

"Talk to me when you look like your actual age already. You look like a five year old," Wonwoo continued to study

"Aish. Going back, did the illuminati copy jihoonminati? or did the jihoonminati copy the illuminati?" Dino asked "Illuminati is from Up10tion, right?"

"YES. YES!" Seungkwan answered

"No, it's not ," Hansol answered as well, earning a glare from Boo

"Oh..." Chan sounded a bit disappointed "I wish it came from them, so there'll be an action packed war between seventeen and Up10tion!"

"Dino, please," Wonwoo sighed

"But I also like the war between seventeen and daein the cougar!"

"DINO!" all of us gasped

"What?"

"You know what cougar means!?" I questioned

"Animal," the boy answered

"Thank goodness he doesn't know," Jihoon let out a sigh

"Hey Chan!" Seungkwan called "Let me tell you a little something about cougars-"

"Please stop this," Hansol covered his face with his hands

While having fun with the boys, I suddenly remembered Soonyoung, who was still stuck inside the clinic.

What am I doing? I should be watching over him, ugh

"Hey guys, I have to go watch over Soonyoung, Minghao is probably in class at the moment so....I guess he's alone," I told them

"But can't you stay here for a bit?" Chan pouted

"Well...sure?" I hesitated

"Hyung's probably with a nurse," Boo replied, smirking at me

"Oh..." I muttered

"And that nurse is a girl," Seungkwan smiled at me

"I see," I stayed calm

"And they're stuck in a room,"

"Yeah so what?" I rolled my eyes

"

She's taking care of him,"

"Oh yeah?"

"And umm....Soonyoung hyung is pretty attractive so....." Seungkwan continued to say

damn it
damn it
damn it

"So?" I raised my eyebrows. The boy didn't reply at all. He was just staring, looking sassy, waiting for me to say something

"OKAY FINE I' M JEALOUS. BYE!" I stood up and rushed to the clinic

"JOSHUA!?" I shrieked once I opened the door. Josh was there, looking after Soonyoung, who was fast asleep.

"ssshhh you might wake him up,"

"But....you...you hate him....don't you?" I muttered. The boy just smiled at me.

oh...creepy

"You like him, so I should take care of him,"

"What does that even mean?" I tilted my head

"It's up to you to figure out,"

"Shut up, it's noisy," Soonyoung mumbled as he slept

Josh and I kept quiet for a while. I sat beside him, not saying a single damn word. But I have to break the silence too.

"Where's the nurse?" I muttered

"He left for a bit,"

"He?"

"Yes. He's a guy,"

I am so gonna kill Seungkwan. but that would be a huge loss. and I love him nsksjsmsks so no.

I'd rather kill Daein instead

"Hey Josh,"

"Yes?"

"Is Daein nice?"

"Very nice, Minseul"

wow. WOW OKAY

"But why-"

"Every girl I like has a thing for Soonyoung," he balled his fists "But I couldn't do anything,"

"......"

"But why, Minseul?" he faced me "Why Soonyoung?"

"Because......I don't know either. He's just so.....appealing? I don't know, i'm confused," I sighed "He is playful, but he's very sweet too. Boyfriend material, really"

If Hoshi is just pretending to be asleep, I am so dead.

"Am I that boring? Does that mean that I should be playful too?" he questioned

"No no! but you know what? it'll actually be okay if you just go back to your sweet old self," I told him "You don't have to be like Soonyoung just so people would like you. People like Soonyoung because he is what he really is,"

"Is that so?" Tears were slowly filling his eyes up

"Josh, you don't have to force yourself to be someone you're not,"

The boy started to whimper once he covered his face with his hands.

"But who will like me for who I am?" he mumbled

"Everyone else will. I will. Your friends will," I replied "Joshua, everyone loves you. You have to keep that in mind,"

"Remember when I told you guys to give me time to decide?" He looked at me with his puffy eyes

"Yes,"

"I have made up my mind,"

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PEWDIEPIE TWEETED THAT HE RECEIVED A PACKAGE FROM YOUTUBE

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