I hope it doesn't suck that I made them reach one month as svt in this story, and in reality, it's already a year xD

-jiro (ran out of nicknames tbh)
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"MINSEUL WAKE UUUUUP!!!!!!!" Hoshi's voice covered the whole room, he was holding two pans, slamming them together, making an annoying noise.

I kicked him off the bed and he fell down, landing on his back

"OUCH!"

I lazily sat up, staring at him

"This is the reason why I want to go home," I yawned and lay down again, covering myself with the blankets. Soonyoung excitedly jumped on the bed, shaking me

"YEOBO GET UP!"

damn it! I need sleep!

I didn't move and I just kept my eyes closed, as he tried everything to get me off the bed.

"Jagiya!" he kept pulling the blankets like a kid "You have to get up! don't be lazy!"

"HOSHI I WILL KICK YOU!" I shouted at him. He stood up and started jumping on the bed like crazy, making me crack my eyes open

"STOP IT!" I yelled

"NOT UNTIL YOU GET UP!"

I ended up letting him jump for years. I just wanted to sleep! After a couple minutes, the boy stopped jumping and lay down next to me, catching his breath

"That was tiring," he sighed and turned to face me

"Wake up wake up wake up!" he shook me awake once more "I have good news!"

"What?" I mumbled

"I won't tell you if you don't get off my bed,"

"You said that this is my bed now,"

"No, this is our bed, now get up! Don't make me get mad at you, we still have to go to school together!" he whined

"Fine, get out of the room,"

"No way!" he disagreed

"BOY, HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO FIX MYSELF IF YOU STAY IN HERE!?"

"Geez you must be on your period today, you get mad easily," he shook his head as he slid off the sheets. I threw a pillow at him, hitting his head

"Shut up idiot,"

I stood up once he closed the door. I washed myself, taking up all the time in the shower room keeping myself awake because I STILL FEEL SLEEPY ASF

I was already dressing up when Soonyoung started knocking on the door

"Jagiya are you done!?"

why does he keep rushing me!?!?!
I hurriedly fixed myself and opened the door for him

"Why aren't you in your uniform?" I asked him as he stepped inside, throwing himself on the bed

"That's the good news, no classes today!!!" he cheered

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER!?" I blew up

"Woah chill. I wanted revenge since you scanned my baby pictures yesterday," he flashed a smirk

"I'm going to kill you," I gritted my teeth

"Bad boys don't get killed,"

"You're just a wannabe bad boy," I hissed

"Why are you so mean to me?" he frowned while hugging a pillow

"Because I hate you,"

"You know what they say, the more you hate, the more you lo-"

"Get out," I cut him off

"But why!?"

"I'm going to change! get out!"

the boy pouted once again before leaving the room with heavy footsteps. I changed my clothes and folded my uniform well before storming out

"Soonyoung!" I called

"Yes, my love?"

why is he so damn cheesy? it makes me.cringe every single time

"I'm going out for a bit," I told him. I want ice cream so bad today!

"Wait for me!" He ran to his room and slammed the door shut. A few minutes later, he stepped out, all dressed up

istg Soonyoung looks good in anything

"What? Are you blinded by my golden looks?" he posed

but 100% conceited tho

"You look stupid, i'm only going to buy some ice cream and you're dressed up like that?"

he looked like he was going to a damn fashion show

"I thought we're going to buy wedding rings," he laughed

"You wish," I stuck my tongue out and opened the front door

"MINSEUL WHY ARE YOU HERE!?" Jihoon shouted as soon as he saw me

"JIHOON YOU SCARED ME!" I spat back

"JIHOONIIIEEE!" Hoshi ran to hug the boy, but he got pushed away

"I live here now," I muttered "Well, as of now, I stay here,"

"No, you're staying here forever," Hoshi told me

"You guys look like you're going on a date. am I bothering you?" Jihoon questioned

"No, ew. We never go on dates," I shrugged

"Why are you here?" Hoshi asked the small boy (sorry, jihoon)

"Well, I thought of something," Woozi walked right in before completely dumping himself on the couch "We should go to Joshua hyung's house today,"

"Oh wow I thought you hated him," I said

"Even if I hate him, I still have to do something for the sake of the group. I can't live like this anymore," he messed his hair up

"Wait, Joshua isn't the problem in here, it's actually Daein," I told him "Why don't we go to Daein's house?"

Woozi stopped for a bit before looking at me

"You're right!" he agreed "And Soonyoung hyung will be the bait!"

"HEY! WHY WOULD I BE THE BAIT!?" Hoshi shouted

"Because Daein is obsessed with you!"

"HELL NO!" the boy started clinging onto my arm

"Hoshi just do it," I sighed

"Aw come on!" Hoshi whined "You won't defend me? You won't fight for me!?"

"Soonyoung, you have to do something for your group too," I told him

"But Daein is scary! Don't you think she might eat me!?" Hoshi panicked "She's very obsessed, she'll keep me somewhere deeper than the depths of the unknown, where i'll never be able to feel the warmth of the sun, and see the beauty of the stars at night!"

"Wow... that's deep," Woozi raised his eyebrows "But it won't change anything, you're still the bait,"

"MINSEUL I'M SCARED!"

"Soonyoung shut up! That's why you're going with us!" I knocked on his head.

"And we'll have the diva roaster with us," Woozi muttered "As long as we're with Seungkwan, Daein's not gonna have any chance of attacking,"

there was a knock in the door, making Jihoon stand up

"They're here!" Jihoon excitedly said

"They?" Hoshi was dumbfounded. The boy opened the door

"HELLO BTCHEEEEEEES!" Seungkwan shouted, making Wonwoo hit his head

"Ouch!"

"Why are they here?" Soonyoung asked

"Don't you want us here?" Boo questioned "Okay bye,"

"No, wait!" Hoshi shouted "I was just asking, geez,"

"We are here because Jihoon hyung wanted your house to be the meeting place," Hansol answered

"Really, Jihoon?" Hoshi asked the boy "My house as the meeting place? Really now?"

"What's the plan?" Wonwoo sat down

"There's a slight change. We're going to Daein's house,"

"SHIT!" Boo cursed "MY SOUL IS READY, I COULD FEEL MY ROASTING SKILLS BURNING,"

"Are you serious?" Hansol and Wonwoo asked

"Of course, Soonyoung hyung will come with us, as the bait!" Jihoon explained

"Impressive," Wonwoo nodded

"We're only six?" Boo frowned "I wanted us to be seven,"

"And why?" I asked

"We'll be a separate group, ROASTA X!"

"Monsta X?" Hansol laughed

"YES! I can be umm.....Kihyun! because our vocals are gold," Boo smiled proudly

"Oh come on," Wonwoo shook his head

"You should be Jooheon because both of you are hyperactive," Hansol laughed "Or maybe Minhyuk,"

"Whatever," Boo rolled his eyes "Wonwoo hyung will be I.M. because of their deep voices!"

"I'm Wonwoo, i'm not Changkyun. Just Wonwoo," the emo boy replied "I'm contented with what I have as myself, as long as i'm living,"

"Ew, emo," Boo crossed his arms and stood up on the couch "LET'S GO TO THE DEVIL'S HOUSE! IT'LL BE A ROLLER ROASTER RIDE!"

"Roller roaster ohmygod," Hansol chuckled

"GET OFF MY COUCH!" Soonyoung pushed him off

"Won't we catch her sleeping with some random boys?" Hansol laughed

"Where did your innocence go?" I asked him

"He's not innocent. No one is innocent in seventeen, Minseul," Jihoon told me

"Except for Minghao," Wonwoo shrugged

"True that," Boo agreed

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sorry for typos, i'll just check 'em lateeerrrr

I just had to drag monsta x in here bc I luv them lmao, plus roasta x and roller roaster? I used to set those as nicknames in our roast wizard squad in school bwahah

kbyeilu

-jiro