Chapter 58: Beef Jerky
I sure hope i'm not the only one who thinks that wonwoo being smart is BZJSJDNJSKALJSMSLEKJRMSL
^ya know what I mean
-chirocherrio
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"Soonyoung hyuuuuung come out come out wherever you are~~~~" Seungkwan called out like he's looking for a lost dog
"He's not a dog," Woozi interrupted "Daein is,"
"Do you guys still need me for this?" Wonwoo asked
"Of course. But hey, I didn't know that you have a lot of knowledge stuck in your head," I told him. He smiled a bit before answering
"Reading is my hobby," he simply replied as we walked "I don't really express what I feel most of the time. But when I do, I make sure it's not senseless,"
Seungkwan was making sure every place we pass is clear while Jihoon was just....walking. He's very chill
"Hey Jihoon aren't you worrying about Hoshi?" I asked
"Hmm?" he turned to look "I'm actually thinking of places where he could be. And of course i'm worried. Daein is an obsessed shrimp looking dog, she might drown the boy,"
His statement made me laugh a bit. Well to be honest, Daein has a pretty face but...idk she still looks plastic af
How could Wei fall for her? Geez, that boy has some weird taste.
"BTCH ALERT!" Seungkwan immediately pushed us inside an empty classroom and hid
"You saw her!?" Jihoon questioned
the four of us took a peek outside, all at once.
Daein was with Joshua, they were holding hands, walking like they're on the moon. The girl was telling him stories while Jisoo was smiling, looking at her
"The way he looks at her....." Jihoon muttered "Disturbing as fck,"
"Just seeing them is public is already public disturbance," Seungkwan mumbled
"I guess love really is blind," Wonwoo spoke
"Okay guys but SOONYOUNG! WHERE'S SOOOOOONYOUNG" I whined. Seungkwan pulled me back in again and Jihoon covered my mouth
"Sssshhhhhh!" they all hissed
"Soonyoung~~~~!!!!!" I kept whining
"If Hoshi hyung was here he'd be crazy because you keep calling him like that," Seungkwan told me "Just stay silent for a while, if we get caught, Daein will kill us,"
"If I die, I want to be buried in satin, laid down on a bed of roses. And then they'll let me sink in the river at dawn while sending me away with the words of a love song," Wonwoo muttered
"Nice song reference," Jihoon chuckled
"Wait, what if Daein doesn't have Soonyoung?" Wonwoo asked
"What?" Jihoon, Seungkwan and I asked
"Don't connect it with something brain smashing again please," Seungkwan begged "You said it yourself, we shouldn't make things complicated because simplicity is beauty,"
"No, I mean...what if she really doesn't know where he is?"
"What? so Hoshi just ran away without telling us?" I was so dumbfounded
"What if Up10tion got him?"
the four of us exchanged stares for a while, thinking about what Wonwoo just said
"Eh? Let's just call him!" Seungkwan took his phone and dialed Soonyoung's number, when Wonwoo suddenly snatched it from him
"Don't!"
"Go be stupid somewhere else," Jihoon blabbed
"Hello?" We all heard Hoshi's voice, making Jihoon excited
"BLUEBERRY!" Jihoon jumped. When he noticed that we were glaring at him, he cleared his throat "I mean uuh. Where are you!?"
"Looking for you guys. I've been walking around the school for an hour now! ajhdjsksksbssl,"
Wonwoo facepalmed "False alarm,"
"You were gone when we stopped in front of the principal!" Seungkwan shouted "How dare you!?"
"What happened to being quiet?" I asked him
"When I saw the principal I ran into another direction! I called you guys but you didn't hear me!" Hoshi replied "And then Daein ran to chase me, not you!"
"How did you manage to run away from the spawn of satan?"
"Jisoo saw her, it was epic bec-"
"Hello?" We checked if he was still there
the call ended
"Whoops low battery ehehhe," Seungkwan laughed
OMFG I THOUGHT SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO SOONYOUNG NDNSNjkwlajemwohkw
"Nice phone," Wonwoo crossed his arms "Very useful,"
"My battery is a btch," Seungkwan rolled his eyes
"Heh, like Daein, get it? get it?" Jihoon punched my shoulder lightly
"Woozi that joke is so overused, get over it," I laughed
"At least we know he's not in danger, are you relieved now, Minseul?" Boo asked
"Yeah I'm good," I sighed "But we still don't know where he is,"
"Oh.......right, how are we supposed to find him now?" Jihoon asked
"Do you guys know his class schedule?"
"I don't," Wonwoo shook his head
"I don't," I shrugged
"Ha, what a nice girlfriend, Minseul," Boo told me
"I'm not his girlfriend,"
"I know his schedule," Jihoon spoke. All of us gave him a look "He's supposed to be in english class now at room 812,"
"I sense SoonHoon," Seungkwan smirked
"Sorry, I only know VerKwan," Jihoon spat back
"What about meaniiiieee?" I pouted
"Minseul, don't bring tha up again of i'll curse you," Wonwoo told me
"Wow curse wow," I chuckled
"Let's get out of here," Jihoon opened the door and we all walked out, feeling tired as ever
"JOSHUA HYUNG HSKSKHWMLSLS," Seungkwan shouted once we stepped outside. Joshua was waiting for us
"What are you doing here?" Jihoon gritted his teeth
"I was just curious about what you guys were doing in there," Josh smiled "Great job hiding," he sarcastically spoke
"Oh, Wonwoo you're in their stupid squad too?"
"It's not your squad so it ain't stupid," Jihoon spat back
"So you're calling me stupid?" Joshua asked
"No, calling you stupid would be a huge insult to all stupid people out there," I jumped in the roasting session
"Wow Minseul," He chuckled "You must've been born on the highway, because that's where most accidents happen,"
"Oh I think he's trying to challenge you," Seungkwan whispered
"Wow Joshua," I chuckled as well "You must've been born at the dog pound because you're a son of a btch,"
"WOAH SHOTS FIRED BANG BANG BANG!" Seungkwan got excited
"You're such an extra, Boo. how pitiful," Jisoo smiled
"Do I get extra points if I show that I care?" The younger one raised his brows
get burned
"I see you guys hate me so much," Joshua let out a sigh
"Hyung," Wonwoo spoke "I don't hate you. I just don't care enough about you to hate you,"
"I SET FAYAAAAAHH TO THE RAIIIN~" Boo shouted
"Oppa!" Daein came running "Oppa why are you with them?"
"Babe I'm having a talk with them," Joshua kissed her forehead
"My eyes hurt," Jihoon mumbled
"But oppa you got small eyes, it's like you can't even see anything!" Daein laughed
"I'd rather see nothing than look at you. You're so ugly you can make blind kids cry," Jihoon glared at the girl
"Woah my girlfriend isn't ugly,"
"Bullsht," Jihoon laughed
"Oppa they're so mean to me," she pouted
"You know....Daein," Seungkwan started "If I throw a stick....you'd leave, right?"
"Huh?"
"Oh my gosh you're so slow," Seungkwan rolled his eyes "You're lucky I ran out of soul cleanser spray already,"
"Let's just leave," Joshua muttered and they walked off. Just as soon as they did, Soonyoung came running
"Guuuuuys! there you are!" he stopped to catch his breath
"You just missed the roasting party," Wonwoo smiled
HE SMILED
"What? Roasting party? Here?" Hoshi asked
"Yeah we roasted a beef jerky," Jihoon shrugged "Well, not really beef. Just a jerky son of a btch,"
".....Jisoo?"
"You guessed it right, way to go, hyung!" Boo cheered
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/tries to avoid drama as much as possible/
kbyeilu
-jiwooh
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