SORRY FOR POISONING JUN :'D I HAD TO

-chiwo
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"I AM SO DONE!" I shouted

"Calm down, Minseul," Hoshi told me. I rushed out the canteen, leaving him.

Ofc he ran after me

"Where are you going!?!?"

I ran up to the third floor and hastened straight to Jihoon and Seungkwan's classroom. They were having math class when I interrupted

"Excuse me sir, Mrs. Heo wanted to talk to Lee Jihoon and Boo Seungkwan," I told their teacher. The two boys looked at me, dumbfounded

"You heard her," the teacher continued to write on the board as Jihoon and Seungkwan stood up

"Oh she said it might take a while so they have to bring their bags too,"

"Did she mention what's it about?"

"No sir, but I think it's about an upcoming contest,"

"Oh, go ahead,"

Once we left the room, Jihoon started attacking me with questions

"Is this serious?"

"No, I don't even know if Mrs. Heo exists in this school,"

"But where are we going!? Are you crazy, Minseul!?" he messed his hair up

"Let's just say that Junhui is daeined already," I told them. Boo's jaw dropped to the ground while Jihoon's eyes looked like they just exploded

"OH SHE'S GOING DOWN! SHE GOING DO-"

"Let's tell Cheol about this," Jihoon shook his head

"Seungcheol is already friends with Daein,"

"WHAT THE FCK AGSNKSNSKSMAK," Boo was speaking gibberish again "WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING NOW!"

he dropped his bag on the ground and fished out the empty can of air freshener

"What are you planning to do now?" I asked

"Watch and learn," he opened the can and took the bottle of holy water he brought last time. He poured all of it into the can and closed it tightly

"I'm gonna spray holy water now," he grabbed his backpack again

"There you are!" Hoshi caught up with us. He stopped to catch his breath for a moment

"What's with the air freshener?" he questioned

"This is soul cleanser, not air freshener,"'Boo corrected the boy "We gotta roast Daein now!"

"But what if she's with Jun and the others?"

"I hope she doesn't poison Minghao," I was worried "I'll die if that happens,"

"Lee Chanson though," Hoshi muttered "I'm worried about him,"

"Chan is aware of Daein's btchiness," I told him "He was Daein's first target but it didn't work,"

"Why didn't it work?"

"Because Daein claimed herself as a Michael Jackson fan but she doesn't know his birthday," I answered, making the three boys laugh

"I'm so proud of the maknae!" Boo wiped his fake tears

"Does this mean that Soonyoung hyung is a part of the squad now?" Boo asked

"What squad?"

"The Roast Wizard Squad," Jihoon answered

"Roast Wizard? Who the hell thought of that?"

Jihoon pointed at Seungkwan, I pointed at Jihoon, Seungkwan pointed at me

"Wow I'm impressed," Hoshi chuckled

"There's an initiation!" Boo announced

"Eh?" Hoshi looked dumbfounded "What initi- OUCH!" he just got slapped by a glove

"Geez that's gonna leave a mark," I mumbled

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?" Soonyoung yelled. His left cheek was all red

"It's the initiation. You're a wizard now, congratulations," Boo shook hands with the boy and then used his hand sanitizer afterwards

"Let's just go and have a plan," I told them before Boo started to hand us face masks

"What the hell?"

"We got masks in the Specialized Extracurricular Execution Squad so we need a mask here too,"

what even.

we still put it on

"Chan will be so proud because we're damn ninjas," I laughed "Back to the plan,"

"We need a blender," Jihoon smiled "So things will get juicy, get it? get it?"

"I personally think we should just keep it cool, like last time! The only plan is to roast her!" Boo cheered

"Roast who?"

All of us turned our heads to look at the one who spoke

"BTCH ALERT!" Seungkwan sprayed holy water on the girl's face "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

The four of us started running down the hallway as soon as Daein got her eyes "cleansed"

"SHE'S FAST OH MY GHAAAAAAAAD!" Seungkwan shouted

"RUN FASTER!"

We looked like damn idiots running to where out feet could take us

"IF WE EVER GET CAUGHT I JUST WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU ALL!" Seungkwan kept yelling

"JUST FCKING RUN, CRY IT ALL OUT LATER!" Jihoon shouted

We rushed down the stairs and Daein was still chasing us

"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING!?" I freaked out

"BOYS' BATHROOM!"

"ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDIN-"

Hoshi grabbed my arm and we ran straight inside the restroom to rest for a bit

literally "rest" room wtf

"Guys I think she-"

Jihoon covered my face with his hands. We could hear footsteps outside and we all kept quiet. When it started to fade, I was able to breathe again

Seungkwan was about to tell us his plan when he suddenly stopped, looking behind Soonyoung.

We all turned to look, seeing that there are male students...specifically, gangsters or thugs inside the room, glaring at us

"We're dead," I gulped

"What are you staring at?" one of them shouted as he balled his fists

"Teach them a lesson!" their leader (I think) ordered

"Fck, run!" Jihoon pushed us out the bathroom. The five douchebags chased us outside, holding their baseball bats

As soon as we stepped out the room, Daein caught us and she started to chase us too

"THIS IS SIX VERSUS FOUR! WE'RE SO DOOMED!" Seungkwan yelled while running

"We can outsmart those guys!" I told them "We can run our way near a faculty office. I'm pretty sure we'd get a teacher's attention and in that case, those boys will get caught!"

"YOU'RE SO SMART MINSEUL!" Seungkwan shouted at me.

We all turned to the right, the hallway leading us to the english faculty room

"There's a teacher!" Soonyoung pointed out. I looked back, seeing the boys getting close

"GUYS FASTER!"

we ran straight in front of the teacher who was outside the office. when we did, he immediately blew his whistle, meaning that we have to stop.

but we kept running.

"THEY SHOULD BE CAUGHT BY NOW!" Jihoon shouted out loud. I looked back once more

"THE TEACHER IS CHASING US!"

"SEVEN VERSUS FOUR OH MY VSHSNKSHSBSKMS WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!" Seungkwan yelled

"HOW CAN WE STOP THIS MESS!?" I shouted

we were all forced to stop when Jihoon accidentally bumped into a big guy with a shiny bald head

which is the school's principal

but srsly Jihoon looked cute. it's like a small lost kid bumping into a huge man

"We are so dead," Seungkwan gulped. We all looked back, seeing the five boys run away, the teacher and.....

WHERE THE FCK IS DAEIN!?

"SHIT! WHERE'S SOONYOUNG HYUNG!?"

I was about to escape to go save Soonyoung when the principal grabbed my school ID lace

"Where do you think you're going?" he gritted his teeth

"I'm sorry!" I told him as I eyed Seungkwan, giving him a signal to let me off the hook.

Good thing he got what I meant. He quickly pulled out the holy can he got and shouted

"HEY BALD MAN, WANT SOME HAIR!?"

I almost burst out laughing. the principal let go of me and turned to Seungkwan, about to blow up

the boy sprayed the holy water at his eyes and ran off with us

"HALLELUJAH, OLD GUY!" Seungkwan shouted as we ran to the back of the school, feeling all worn out and tired

"You do know that's the principal, right?" I asked boo

"THAT WAS THE PRINCIPAL!?!?"

"WHATDAFUNK YOU DIDN'T KNOW!?"

"Joke. I know it's him. His shiny head is his trademark. shining diamonds yeah~" he sang

"I have a feeling that we will surely get kicked out of this damn school," I panted so hard

"We got masks he probably didn't recognize us," Jihoon replied

"See!? The masks help!" Boo happily said "We were so badass back there! We're like maze runners, students version,"

"Seungkwan I swear to-"

"SCHOOL RUNNERS!" boo posed

"But Soonyoung!!!!!" I whined

"Oh shit, Daein got him," Jihoon cursed "We gotta do something!"

"Where could she be!?" I asked

"Sshhh I can sense btches," Seungkwan hissed and walked slowly

I actually thought he was serious

"How's your btch sensor?" Jihoon asked

"Unfortunately there are lots of btches in this school so couldn't pinpoint which one is Daein,"

"The btchiest one,"

"I haven't upgraded my senso-"

"WE HAVE TO FIND SOONYOUNG!" I yelled

"Chill, we'll get him,"

"But I don't know what Daein might do to him!" I was nervous to the 100th power "SOONYOUNG IS HER MAIN TARGET DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND!?!?" I shook Jihoon

"Okay chill, we're going on a big ass investigation," Seungkwan put his gloves on "There might be clues in here somewhere!"

"Boo I'm not kidding!!!!!" I panicked

"Don't you have a tracking device on hyung just like what Wonwoo did to Mingyu?"

"I don't have a tracking device!! wait what!?"

"Ehehehe nevermind," Jihoon chuckled "Don't tell Gyu,"

"Man, Daein's existence gave me cancer," Seungkwan sighed

"GUUUUUYS SOONYOUNG IS MISSIIIIING!" I keep whining

"Okay don't cry!" Jihoon told me "Let's just stay calm and think of places where she could possibly take the boy,"

"I can only think of hell," Seungkwan muttered

"Same," Jihoon gave up

"WE HAVE TO FIND HIM!" I jumped

"I GET IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPEAT IT FOR 666 TIMES!"

"But we really have tooooooo" I fake cried

"Shush Minseul, I can make Soonyoung run back here," Boo bragged

"How?"

"SOONYOUNG AH! YOUR DANCING SKILLS SUCK!" Seungkwan shouted and waited

"Whoops it didn't work," he chuckled "WE'RE DOOMED!"

"Fck you Seungkwan," Jihoon cursed

"Excuse me but you have to be high quality to fck me-"

"SHUT THE FCK UP!"

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:')

kbyeilu

-jiwu