my cat is so noisy istg my ears are bleeding

send help

-jirojirojiro
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"Minseul!" Joshua called me. He was near the science club room, waiting for me

"Yeah?"

"There's something I want to tell you," he seemed excited and handed me a bubble tea, "I bought it for you,"

"Wait a sec," I entered the club room to pass the report I've written. When I came back he was still there. I stared to sip the tea up

"I don't know why, but I think I move on already," he smiled at me

"Huh? That's....good," I smiled back

why do I feel a little hurt? I know I don't like Joshua the same way I used to like him anymore but why am I feeling a bit sad?

and it's too fast

how can he move on already?

"Are you okay?" he asked

damn it, no i'm not okay

"Better as ever!" I put my hands up high and cheered

"Is Soonyoung going to accompany you home today?" he tilted his head

"No, I'm going home by myself,"

"Great! I'll go home with you," he grinned. he really looks happy this time, I wonder why, "You see, I really want to talk to you about something,"

"Just spit it out," I grumbled

"I like someone," he smiled. I bit on my straw a little harder and my footsteps became heavier

"Who's the unlucky girl?" I joked, faking a smile at him

"I'm not ready to tell you yet,"

"Is she better than me?" I joked again

ehem jokes are half meant ehem

"Minseul, you know, no one will be better than you," he laughed, "She's quite okay. Although I personally think that I haven't completely moved on yet, I know she can help me get over you,"

"So, you'll use her?"

"No, i'll treat her right, of course,"'he nodded.

what a lucky girl indeed. she's going to feel so loved, I swear

"How's your relationship with Soonyoung?"

"We're not in a relationship, you know that," I sighed

"It's obvious that you're going to end up with him. He loves you, Minseul. I can see that,"

"I know he does....but i'm really not in the mood for those stuff. I mean, having a boyfriend is not in my list of things to do in life," I replied

"Are you going to break him too?"

'too'? uuuuuuugh man I feel guilty as hell. I didn't mean to hurt Joshua and i'm hella sure that I don't want to hurt Soonyoung too!

they're diamonds, they're as precious as that. all of them

"I'm not going to," I kept kicking small rocks as we walked, "Of course, i'll accept him when the time comes. But not now,"

"He'll wait for you if he really loves you,"

I remember the time when Hoshi told me that he'll always be waiting for me

feels, man, feels.

"So will you wait for this girl we're talking about?"

"Oh I definitely will wait for her. But it seems like she's the one waiting for me," he laughed, "She can be a bit too hyperactive, you know. I'm sure the two of you will be the best of friends,"

"I'm looking forward to that,"

"MINSEUL, JOSHUA HYUNG, MINSEUL, JOSHUA HYUNG!!!!!!!" someone from behind shouted.

it was Chan!

he was running in full speed, looking scared and worried. he started to cling onto my arm when he caught up

"There's a crazy girl!" he was shaking

hell no, I already know who this crazy female is

"What did she do?" Joshua was worrying already

"She said she knows where I live! She said she's going to look over me! She said we're going to be best friends forever! I don't want to have a best friend like that!" he panicked

"And worse, she said she's a fan of Michael Jackson! but she doesn't know his birthday!!!! Minseullie help meeee!" he started fake crying

"Calm down, did she do anything else?" Joshua asked

"She kept calling me Channie oppa,"

THAT'S IT. I AM GOING TO ROAST THAT GIRL.

"I don't like her, Minseul," he tried doing aegyo

"sssshhh I'm here," I hugged him, starting to scan the place already, searching for a btch

"It seems like you can report her to your class adviser, because she's bothering you a lot,"

"OPPAAAAA!!!!!"

freaking hellish anime girl voice.

the girl ran as fast as light and threw her arms around Joshua's neck, hugging him like there's no tomorrow

"Minseul," Dino gulped, "It's her,"

"Hey Da-"

"Daein, you're all hyper again!" Joshua laughed and hugged her back

WOAH WOAH WOAH.

My grip on Dino's wrist started to become tighter. How dare her.

"Oh, Minseul, she's the girl I was talking about. Shin Daein," Joshua grinned at me, feeling proud

Of course, Daein had this devilish smile plastered on her face, once she saw me

"Really oppa? You were telling me about her?" she pouted, making Joshua pinch her cheeks

"Yes princess,"

"Dino," I whispered

"Hmm?"

"Am I seeing what I'm seeing?"

"The fires of hell? all real,"

my blood started to boil as I fixed my gaze on the spawn of satan

"Hello! My name is Shin Daein! And you are?" she giggled.

how dare her.
how dare her.

I'M GONNA ROAST HER CRUSTY BODY

"Nam Minseul," I rolled my eyes

"Lee Chan," Dino lowered his head

"Oh, you're the girl I ship with Soonyoungie oppa!"

bullsht.

"Really?" I smiled sweetly at her. Just look at that freaking plastic face.

so fake, barbie is freaking jealous.

"Is she a.....slut?" Dino whispered to me

"Obviously,"

"Yes!" The girl cheered. Ha, she just answered Chan's question herself. "You really look good with Soonyoungie oppa!"

well too bad, you don't look good with Joshua

"Hyung, can we talk?" Dino tried to speak

"Huh? Sure Chan. Wait here, Daeinnie," Jisoo left both of us as Chan borrowed him for a bit.

"Hello, Minseul," she crossed her arms

"First, Soonyoung, now Joshua," I gritted my teeth, "What the hell do you need? Medical attention?"

"Chill, slut. I'm not serious with Joshua,"

"Do not freaking hurt him or you'll lose every finger you have,"

"oh, scary,"

"I'm serious,"

"Joshua is a very very very sweet boy, huh?" she giggled again, "I am so lucky when it comes to picking boys,"

"Are you sure you took your meds already?"

"I wonder if he's a good kisser," she smiled at me, "But of course i'll have to test Mingyu or Soonyoung first,"

"Oh," I chuckled, "Soonyoung is reaaaal good, 10/10 best kiss ever," I grinned at her, making her stop.

"Shut up. You know nothing,"

"Suuuuure,"

She grabbed my uniform and gritted her teeth

"Soonyoung is mine,"

"Okay mate," I shrugged and she let go, "But I belong to Soonyoung, sorry,"

"I'm going to roast you,"

"You can't even roast marshmallows,"

"At least I'm pretty,"

"You're like barbie on steroids,"

She fixed herself and smiled again at me. And then I remembered, Hoshi told me not to fight back, especially if it's not worth my time.

I guess he's right. I just have to let this girl talk

"You're no match for a diva, you hoe," she flipped her hair

fck off, Seungkwan is the only diva that I know

"I'm nothing like you," I crossed my arms

"Because I'm better than you,"

"You're not even friends with the boys you fantasize about, how come you're better than me?"

"You should just wait. I'm just using Joshua to get closer to Soonyoung,"

"What a delusional fan girl," I muttered, "You make yourself look pitiful,"

"Excuse me? You're nothing but trash,"

"Keep talking," I rolled my eyes

"I'm high class,"

"Sure thing," I shrugged. The boys walked up to us again. Chan seems to be in a hurry.

"Bye Minseul, I have to go!" Chan came back and hugged me for a bit before running off, "Bye!" I cheered

"Minseul, is it okay if you go home by yourself? I'm sorry but I have to spend time with Daein for now," Joshua looked sorry

"I'm cool," I shrugged

"Oppa, can we invite Minseul unnie and Soonyoung oppa to study with us tomorrow?" she tugged Joshua's uniform

"Sure!" Joshua smiled sweetly at her, "You heard her, Minseul. Is it a yes?"

"You see, Soonyoung and I have plans for tomo-"

"Please. Minseul? I want Hoshi to meet her too," Joshua begged

HELL NO. I'M NOT LETTING SOONYOUNG GET INFECTED BY A FLIRTY ASS LURKER

"Joshua, I'm busy,"

"Just this once?"

"Josh. Soonyoung and I rarely hang out," I lied, "I need some time with him too,"

"You're always with him. Please come over tomorrow. It won't be long, I promise," he convinced

ugh fine

"Okay," I gave up. "What time?"

"After school hours, of course,"

"In my house, unnie!" the btch interrupted. Unnie your face, slut

"Why not at your place instead, Joshua?"

"I want to see her place too," he scratched the back of his head.

sucks to be you, jisoo.

I went home by myself. Freaking hell, I still can't accept it. I hurt Joshua's feelings already, and i don't want him to get hurt again.

he looks so in love with Daein but he's just a damn toy!

I need to tell Seungkwan to come over tonight.

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"WHAT A BTCH!" Seungkwan yelled as soon as I told him everything about Daein.

We were in my room, so I told him to keep it down because Joshua might hear us talking about his "princess"

"I don't know what to do!" I threw my pillow and messed my hair up

"You need to protect Soonyoung hyung," he sighed

"I have to protect myself too,"

"Forget yourself, watch over hyung and i'll watch over you!" he shook my shoulders, "I'm the best friend you've got, Minseul, you have to trust me,"

"I trust you, boo," I sighed. "Joshua wanted Soonyoung and I to study with them tomorrow. I know Daein only thought of it just so she can have a little time with Hoshi," I pouted

"Then kiss him in front of her,"

I choked

"What?"

"Wait for Jisoo hyung to leave for a bit. When you're left with the btch and Soonyoung hyung, kiss him!"

"It's not that easy,"

"You can do it!"

"Plus, I can't do that to Hoshi,"

"Gender equality, Minseul," he crossed his arms, "If he can kiss you, you should, too,"

"You're really crazy,"

"I'm serious!" he yelled at me. geez, Seungkwan is so fab, it scares me

"I'm just not confident,"

"Not confident? NOT CONFIDENT!?" he snapped, "YOU ARE PERFECT IN HOSHI'S 10:10 EYES. HOW ARE YOU NOT CONFIDENT!?"

"TONE DOWN!" I shouted back

"Geez, Minseul, open your eyes!" he lectured, "He's going to like it!"

"But what's the point of kissing him in front of Daein?"

"You gotta show that Soonyoung is your property, and rub it on her face!"

"He's not my prope-"

"HE IS, BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

"CHILL OUT, BOO!"

"Don't make me slap that btch for you," he crossed his arms and calmed down for a bit

"I won't. I'm too nice to let you slap her,"

"You see this?" he raised his palm, "This will make her flirty ass leave once it lands on her filthy face,"

"I know it will," I laughed out loud, "I feel so evil oh my gosh,"

"It's okay to be evil sometimes," Seungkwan lectured again, "We're on the right track, baby I was born this way," he sang

"Got it,"

"That's the spirit. Don't be a drag, just be a queen," he smiled at me, "Break a leg, Wendy. KILL IT WITH FIRE"

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I h8 daein xD

I feel bad for joshua already BWAHAHHAHAHAHA

and I need a friend like Seungkwan

-jiro