lol chill out, no one's gonna die.

chapter title has nothing to do with the actual content. you're welcome. also, welcome me because i'm in the ph right now. don't ask. lmao jk, gonna study at a university here. if you're in the same university, don't find me or I'll shoot you.

for the ten thousandth time, I was so close to discontinuing but I love my readers so here ya go. don't wanna let you guys down.

-jiro
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"GATHER UP, PEOPLE! CHOP CHOP!" seokmin shouted before having seungkwan shove a tissue roll in his mouth.

seungcheol rolled his eyes and stood up to pull boo away from seokmin, but the force was too strong.

"Stop stealing my line!" seungkwan shouted. the rest of the boys just stared. they don't seem to care at all anymore.

"Don't worry, this is totally normal," hansol told sicheng who had his jaw dropped to the floor. my cousin just slowly nodded his head, but still surprised about what he's seeing.

"A little help here!?" seungcheol shouted as he struggled on grabbing seungkwan's waist and lifting him,but the younger boy was wildly swinging his legs back and forth, making it difficult for seungcheol to drag him away.

"no thanks, I love seeing this stuff," jihoon laughed as he kept cheering the words 'fight' repeatedly.

"I got it," mingyu calmly stood up and approached seokmin but was accidentally hit on the face.

"well, I tried. good luck, hyung," mingyu went back to his seat.

when seokmin started screaming like a lady, sicheng stood up and intervened. he grabbed seok's arm and used all his strength to pull him away.

which worked.

seokmin fell on winwin and they hit the ground. a loud thump was heard, making the boys stand up in shock. well, except for jihoon and wonwoo.

dino hurriedly ran to help the boys get up. as soon as they fixed themselves, winwin couldn't believe what he just did.

"wait wait wait," he stopped "who the hell could fight, using a roll of tissue paper?"

"seungkwan," the other boys answered in chorus.

"and jihoon," jihoon raised his arm "in fact, I can do way better than that,"

"please teach soonyoung a lesson," jun sighed "go rough,"

"oh I will. I won't go smooth on that boy.I like it a little rough. not too much, but maybe just enough," the other boy sang

"uh huh, see me-"

"SHUT IT!" jihoon cut minghao off when he started singing the next line. the lean boy arched his back and frowned, ready to complain, making the older one sit next to him and..surprisingly, put one finger on minghao's mouth.

"ssshh shhh shhh sorry baby, i'm sorry," jihoon told minghao as if he was talking to a child

"oka-"

"SHUT UP!"

"but-"

"sshh i'm sorry," jihoon talked sweetly again.

"don't harass the boy, jihoon," jeonghan uttered

"gayshit!" junhui shouted

"HEY HEY!" mingyu caught our attention "Are we gonna have a plan or nah?"

"nah, nobody wants soonyoung here anymore," jihoon answered

"one time, I saw a man dying because it was too hot so I offered him a lemonade," seokmin chuckled once the room fell quiet

"there's this thing we call first aid, seok," seungcheol replied

"but it was too hot so he needed lemonade and then second aid. not first aid and then lemonade!"

seungcheol sighed in confusion "I don't really wanna know what goes inside your mind,"

"what about soonyoung?" I asked. the moment I did, the rest of the boys stood up and left the room, leaving dino behind.

"I want hyung back. jun hyung is not a good leader because he flirts with everyone," the maknae told me

"do you have any plans?"

"nah,"

"well what are we gonna do?" I questioned. dino gulped and suddenly ran out of the living room, leaving sicheng and I.

"well," I sighed "are we even gonna have soonyoung back?"

sicheng looked at me for a second and rushed out of the room.

"HEY COME BACK!" I shouted, but it was no use. damn, I guess they're really out of ideas to get their member back.

"I'm just kidding," sicheng chuckled as he walked in the living room

"where are the others?"

"kitchen. eating,"

"wow,"

"let's go to your boyfriend's house if you want," my cousin suggested

"he will kill you,"

"no he won't," the boy replied "and if he does, he goes behind bars,"

"ugh fine,"

before we even opened the door, seokmin ran towards us with both of his arms up

"take me with you!"

sicheng seokmin and I proceeded to go to soonyoung's house. while on the way, my cousin was telling me random stories to make me feel relaxed.

"is this it?" he asked once we stopped

"yes,"

"wow, nice home,"

soonyoung's house is small, probably good for just one person to live in. but it looks really neat and modern. almost looks like a pretty $10,000 starter home in the sims.

we walked towards his front door. how could sicheng be so calm!?

"you knock," I told him

"no, you,"

"you suggested this whole thing!"

"he's your boyfriend!"

"I will not do the knocking,"

"fine, I won't either," sicheng crossed his arms

"that's so unfair!"

"girl just knock!" seok interrupted

"no,"

in the middle of our argument, the door flew open, revealing the boy we were just looking for.

"oh hi!!" I greeted "what a coincidence that you opened the door right after we just got here!"

"coincidence your face," soonyoung bitterly chuckled "i opened the door because the two of you keep arguing about knocking,"

"one time, I ate a hamburger and started sneezing really loud. but I don't thing it has anything to do with the hamburger," seokmin told us

"um...why are you telling us?" soonyoung asked

"I thought you guys are interested,"

"we're not," 10:10 boy replied with a straight , slightly looking annoyed face "what brings you losers here?"

"I don't know," seok answered

"okay bye," the other boy hurriedly slammed the door and locked it as I knocked on it loudly, calling his name

"soonyoung please!" I shouted

"NO!"

I gave up trying and turned to sicheng and seok.

"thanks a lot, seokmin," I sighed in frustration

"I didn't-"

"just don't talk," I cut him off as I sit on the doorstep.

"I have an idea," sicheng told us "what does he like?"

"um...minseul," seokmin answered

"animals," sicheng replied "what animal does he like?"

"weren't we animals once?" seok asked

"no,"

"evolution of man! duh? isn't that a theory conducted b-"

"we know, seokmin," I sighed

"so?" sicheng asked

"chickens? I don't know,"

"well why don't we give him chickens?" sicheng suggested "we go at night and sneak it in!"

"wouldn't it be better if there are more chickens?" seokmin added

"would he like that though?"

"of course! our soonyoungie loves animals!" seok answered "I'm sure he'd love the idea,"

"okay cool,"

"my aunt owns a poultry farm," seok told us "one time-"

"enough," my cousin interrupted "tell your aunt we'll be needing ten chickens,"

"twelve," seok suggested

"ten,"

"twelve,"

"eleven,"

"twelve! take it or leave it,"

"ten!"

"fine, ten," seokmin gave up

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"yes, ten chickens! when will we be able to pick 'em up?" seokmin was talking to his aunt over the phone while sicheng and I listened well. we were back at his house, only to find the boys sleeping all over the place.

"wow, you'll have them good later already? that's fast! okay okay we'll be there, thanks!"

"so? what did she say?" I asked

"my aunt said we could get them later or tomorrow,"

"why so sudden?" I added

"her farm is dying. they need someone to take good care of the animals or else they'll get chopped off,"

"aaawe poor animals," sicheng frowned "how many chickens are there?"

"twelve,"

"tell her we'll take twelve,"

"kk"

after seokmin changed the deal, we finally agreed to take them later so that we'll be able to sneak the chickens in late at night.

"okay! later it is to gangwon province!!!" seokmin cheered

"what's up with gangwon?" junhui woke up and asked

"we're gonna pick up some chicks," sicheng answered

"oooh I like chicks," jun smirked "how many are there?"

"twelve," I answered

"take me with you, I'll drive," he said and hurriedly got up to fix himself while sicheng, seokmin and I chuckled silently.

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"I THOUGHT YOU MEANT HOT GIRLS!" jun shouted while he drove us under the rain. we used seokmin's father's old convertible car with a broken roof. what a bad timing that it rained so hard.

the chickens were in a huge cage connected to the back of the car. lucky them they won't get wet.

sicheng and I were at the backseat. he was placing his hands on top of my head.

four of us were soaked and it felt uncomfortable.

"WHY DID YOU GUYS EVEN INVITE ME!?" jun shouted again

"WE DIDN'T! YOU TOLD US YOU'LL DRIVE!" I shouted back

"WELL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT WE WERE GOING TO PICK UP CHICKENS! NOT HOT CHICKS!"

"NOT OUR FAULT!" seokmin replied

"drive faster please, we have to get there before the weather gets worse," sicheng requested

"uh oh," seokmin said "we're out of gas,"

"WHAT!?" the rest of us yelled in chorus

"ugh, we have to find a gas station somewhere," jun sighed

"that's like, miles away. they barely have those in here," seokmin told us

"well what do we do!?" I panicked "push the car?"

"we can't, the cage is at the back," sicheng told me

"we're doomed!!!!"

"I see a station!" jun screamed "finally!"

"hold on, seungcheol hyung is calling!" seokmin told us before answering the call

"TELL HIM TO PICK US UP HERE!" I replied

"good idea!" jun agreed

"oh shoot, my phone died" the boy frowned

"great," I sarcastically said

when we reached the gas station, I was creeped out in an instant. it was so dark! jun had the car ready to go again.

"you guys have money?" he asked

"do they accept wet bills?" seokmin questioned

"oh come on don't you guys have dry money?"

sicheng and I checked our wallets but there were no dry won.

"nah," we answered

"k fine, wet money will do,"

about half an hour passed and the rain got weaker. hallelujah

I was sneezing and coughing so much that it made the other boys worry.

"are we there yet?" jun asked

"you're driving, how do you not know?" seokmin interrogated

"I'm getting sleepy,"

"we should switch," sicheng suggested "I'll drive,"

"I can make it. we're almost close to soonyoung's house," jun replied

"the hell? I thought you didn't know!" seok was surprised

"shut up,"

as soon as we reached soonyoung's house, we immediately left the car and moved the cage near the door.

"where will we sneak these in?" jun asked

"soonyoung always leave his bedroom window open," I answered

we moved the cage near the window.
seokmin carefully opened the cage and took a chicken.

"your name is chan," he whispered to the animal before placing it inside hoshi's room.

"did he just.... did he just name that chicken after dino?" jun interrogated

"and you're seungcheol because my aunt says you're the oldest," seokmin told the other one and placed it inside the house

"two down. ten to go," sicheng muttered

"seungkwan because you're the loud chicken, seokmin because you are a good looking one," seok added "junhui because you're the ugliest,"

"HEY!"

just as soon as all twelve chickens were inside, we heard a loud scream from hoshi which made us run to the car and leave the place.

while on the way home, I got a call from soonyoung. we stopped the car for a bit.

"HEY HEY WHAT DO I DO!?" I grabbed seokmin's shirt collar "DO I ANSWER!?"

"answer it. keep it cool like we did no shit," jun answered

"kk," I sighed "hello?"

"minseul," the boy spoke

"yes?"

"WHO THE FUCK DID THIS!?"

seokmin and sicheng suddenly looked at me because they probably heard soonyoung's voice even if my phone is not on loud speaker.

however, I did my best to sound clueless

"what did I do?"

"THERE ARE TWELVE CHICKENS IN HERE! INSIDE MY ROOM!"

"woah there, why put the blame on me?" I replied before covering my phone with my palm to talk to the boys

"you told me he'd like the chickens!" I gritted my teeth to make less sound

"I didn't know he'd be stressed!" seokmin did the same

"okay, we failed. just don't tell him we did it," sicheng told me before I put the phone near my ear again

"minseul, be honest with me. did you do it?"

"no I did not,"

"okay fine. I wanna talk. let's meet in seokmin's house,"

"kk," I ended the call "DRIVE FAST HE'S GOING TO SEOKMIN'S HOUSE AND THE BOYS ARE STILL THERE!"

jum started the car and we headed to the house in a hurry. once we got in, we told all the boys to leave and to not tell soonyoung that they've been here. jun and sicheng didn't leave though. they stayed on the staircase,spying on us.

"I'M STILL SOAKED!" I complained as soon as I saw seokmin in his pajamas

"you're soaked-min!" he laughed

"I'M SERIOUS!"

"well I don't have girl clothes here,missy,"

"just give her an oversized sweater and a towel to dry her hair," sicheng told us.

minutes after I was all dressed up, sicheng and junhui both saw me

"you look cute, minchu!" sicheng told me "the harry potter glasses fit you!"

"I see him!" seokmin peeked outside and acted as if he was sleepy. while I sat on the sofa, waiting for soonyoung.

"heyyy," seokmin sleepily greeted the boy

"hey," soonyoung stepped inside and saw me "hi babe, you look cute,"

wow.

"hi," I replied as he sat down next to me "I wanna talk about seventeen,"

"yeah?"

"I wanna leave,"

"WHAT!?" jun shouted and had his mouth suddenly covered my sicheng's hands

"who said that?" hoshi stood up

"that's my cat's meow," seokmin answered "strange, I know,"

"you...have a cat?"

"yes!"

"um...okay,"

"why do you wanna leave?" I asked

"I lost interest. I wanna be a farmer now, minseul! minutes after I saw the chickens, I was like...hey, this isn't too bad, why don't I become a farmer instead of an idol?" he chuckled cutely

"I-"

"I know it's silly," he added

"farms in gangwon are shutting down," seokmin jumped in the (Cadillac. jk) conversation "you can't possibly be a farmer here in Seoul. what did you go to a performing arts school for?"

"I found my passion! and I'm gonna do it!" soonyoung told us

oh no

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that's it for this shitty update. sorry, I'll try longer updates soon

kbyeilu
-j