I want to have IU as a teacher. omfggggg

yey here's an irrelevant update

-j
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"is Chan a junhao shipper or nah?" Mingyu asked

"Why? You'll promote meanie to the child?" Seungcheol questioned

"Hey watch it!" Mingyu hissed

"Hey, manners," the older boy told him

"My class is boring," Hansol sighed "Hoshi hyung only slept,"

"You slept in class?" I asked Soonyoung

"No," he answered

"Oh really?"

"Maybe....?"

"Soonyoung,"

"Yes yes I slept," he muttered "It was boring! what else can I do?"

"It's first day though, you shouldn't be sleeping in class like that," Wonwoo told him

"Oh my god please stop, I don't want to get lectured," Hoshi covered his ears

"Minseul!" someone called. I immediately turned my head to look.

"Is something wrong?" Jun asked me

"What? Nah, nothing's wrong. I thought I heard something though," I answered with a shrug

"Awooo an evil spirit followed you here, Minseul, awoooo~" Seungkwan tried to scare.

well um....

at least he tried

"Minseul!!!"

I turned my head again to look for whoever was calling me. Like damn it's getting annoying. Although I know that I'm not the only girl in the campus named 'Minseul'

"Minseul!!"

"WHAT!?" I replied, feeling irritated. The boys were startled

"You're paranoid," Hansol told me "Drink water," he handed me a water bottle. When I was about to drink, Seungkwan snatched the bottle from me

"No!" he shouted "Don't drink from it, you'd have indirect kiss with Hansol!!"

"Um...we're friends so....," Vernon muttered, feeling creeped out for a bit.

"Even so! You guys have to stay clean!" Boo told us

"I don't think that's why you didn't want her to drink," Mingyu muttered

"Stop right there," Boo gritted his teeth

"Wait....Minseul," Minghao called "I think he's the one who was trying to call you," he pointed at the plants.

plants.

the plants are calling me.

the plants!!1!1!!

"Umm....Minghao are you okay?" I asked

"Yes, really, look!" he pointed again, and then I saw someone move behind the plants.

"Wow okay,"

Before I could even walk towards the place to check it out, Jun stood in front of me

"I need to make sure that it's safe first," he told me

"Oh please, that's overreacting," I chuckled "I can handle this,"

I made my way towards the plant box

"BOO!"

"Holy shit, Winwin what the hell are you doing!?!??!" I screamed

"Minseul, language," Jisoo stared at me sternly as he crossed his arms

"I'm sorry if I annoyed you earlier," Winwin whined "I wanted to play tricks on you but I didn't think you'd like it so...."

well sheeeeeeet, I know he's my cousin and I shouldn't be talking about him like this but wHY THE HELL IS HE SO DAMN ADORABLE!?

"For heaven's sake, please stop acting cute," Hoshi muttered "It's really cringey and you can't be cute like me,"

"You're not even cute," Seungcheol told him

"Hey! You should be a supportive leader because I'm a part of seventeen!" Soonyoung whined and stomped his feet

"I'm an honest leader," Cheol replied

"Jeonghan or Woozi!?" Hoshi questioned

"What!?"

"Leader nim is triggered," Seokmin laughed

"Answer my question!" Hoshi jumped "Jeonghan or Woozi!?"

"What the actual fck, Kwon Soonyoung?" Jihoon spoke

"What kind of question is that though?" Jeonghan asked

"Just answer!!!"

"Neither," Seungcheol answered "I don't support boy x boy. It's a sin,"

"Copyrighted. Plagiarism. Stolen from Hong Jisoo," Seungkwan crossed his arms "See you in court, Seungcheol hyung,"

"But I was being honest!"

"You weren't," Hoshi told him "I don't think you can resist not having either Jeonghan hyung or Jihoon with you,"

"Fcking hell. If you don't stop, I will leak your pictures in an online dating site for liberated people," Jihoon told Soonyoung

"You can't do that," Hoshi stuck his tongue out "It would affect seventeen's image as a group,"

"Just...just go to hell!!"

"Minseul, why do your friends hate each other?" Winwin whispered to me

"They don't. That's jus how they show affection," I chuckled

"When will I find friends like them?"

"I don't know," I shrugged "When the right time comes. I mean, i'm sure it won't be long since a lot of people look like they want to befriend you,"

"By the way, where's Lee Chan?" he asked

I pointed at Dino

"You seem interested in him," I told the boy

"I was just curious, because your scarf when I first saw you has the name Lee Chan on it," Winwin replied "He looks okay,"

"What does he do?"

"He dances," I answered "Just like you,"

"Wow! I'd love to see him perform. That'd be lit!" he told me with so much enthusiasm

"EHEM," Hoshi cleared his throat loudly

"Gross," Hansol reacted

"What?" I asked

"Winwin is already getting 71% of your attention," Hoshi crossed his arms "That's not good,"

"Damn it, hyung. He's a relative, chill," Mingyu told him

"Yeah it's not like he'll steal Minseul away from you," Jun said "That'd be incest,"

"eeeeeewwwwwww," Hansol reacted once more "ew ew ewww,"

"Shush, child," Jeonghan told the boy

"I thought I'm your child!!" Chan whined

"You're all children from the heaven," Jisoo told everyone "All of us are siblings,"

"Omygawd eeeeeeeeewwwww!!!" Hansol jumped around

"Hansol is my brother!?" Seungkwan's eyes widened

"Hold on hold on, does that mean...." Seokmin spoke, staring at us. The others looked shocked and they all shouted at once

"DAEIN IS OUR SISTER!?!?!?!!?!??"

"Ssshhh!" one teacher hissed.

"That reminds me," Seok started "Our music teacher is hot,"

"Gawd, Seokmin, please," I facepalmed

"Hot? you mean hot as in hot?" Junhui asked

"Wow looks like someone's interested," Mingyu looked like the lenny face again. gdi.

"Pssshhh nah," Jun shook his head "I just can't believe that hot teachers in this school exist,"

"Rate her," Seungcheol ordered

"17/10," Seok answered

"Yeah I agree, she looks young and pretty," I nodded

"Lies," Soonyoung shook his head "No one can be prettier than you, Minseul,"

"Cringe," Minghao muttered

"Here she comes!" Seungkwan pointed. Ms. IU walked like a model on a runway, while her hair flowed freely in the wind. Gawd it looked flawless.

She walked past us and the boys' eyes followed as their jaws dropped to the ground.

"On second thought," Hoshi gulped "There's someone as pretty as you, Minseul," he chuckled

"What an unloyal douche," Seungkwan hissed "I despise you,"

"Chill I was joking!" Hoshi defended

"We share the same surname y'all, tha makes me lucky," Seokmin boasted

"My surname is Lee, idiot," Jihoon hissed "including Chan. There's nothing to boast about,"

"I mean, i'm the only Lee person in class," The boy added

"Nuh uh, what if Jiyeon is a Lee too?" I asked

"She's a Kim, for your information," Seokmin told me

"Who in the flying fck is Jiyeon?" Jihoon questioned

"Jihoon, stop cursing, damn it!" Joshua shouted, earning glares from us

"Did he just say what I think he said?" Minghao muttered

"Yeah I think he did," Hansol answered

"Come on guys, this is a free country. Let Joshua hyung do what he wants. He can say those words if he pleases to," Wonwoo told us "I mean, I don't get why you guys were so shocked. Get over it. Are you forgetting that he already dated a hoe?"

"He did?" Winwin asked

"Shut up you know nothing," Hoshi rolled his eyes

"Rude," I muttered "I don't like that bad attitude, Soonyoung,"

"Damn it," he snapped his fingers

"Hey, no one's answering yet. Who's Jiyeon?" Jihoon questioned

"Our class president," I answered "We call her Kei,"

"I know her," Wonwin raised his hand

"Whoops nobody asked," Hoshi scoffed. Everyone else eyed him "Whoops I was just joking hahahahahahaha,"

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brb i'll edit this later omfg sorry for typos if there are any

kbyeilu

-j