I'm thinking of something special to do bc this reached a hundred chapters!!

unfortunately, i'm the lame type so I couldn't think of anything

boohoo

TWO THINGS;
1. I missed all of you so much so i'll try my hardest to be active again
2. I'm thinking of a book 2 with more roasts but- idfk m8

-j
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"I'm just gonna go outside," Chan stood up and walked towards the door

"No one's going out. It's almost dark outside," Seungcheol told him

"Tell that to Kim Mingyu. He's not allowed to go out in the dark because you won't be able to see hi-"

"Lee Chan, please," Hansol facepalmed "What's going on with you?"

"I'm sorry, i'm just enjoying the fact that I can call you guys by your names only!" Maknae replied

"It's rude though," Jihoon muttered

"Aw c'mon Ji," Chan playfully punched his hyung's arm

"Don't touch me," Jihoon grouched "And don't call me Ji,"

"That's disrespectful, Chan," Seokmin whined "So go find a core message that's making a positive impact on the planet and go do it now!"

"What?" Chan was dumbfounded

"He's telling you to go vegan, Chan," Jeonghan answered

"Ooohhhhhhkay?" the younger one was dumbfounded "Seriously though, I have to go out!"

Chan kept staring at his phone and he was in a hurry

"Please let me go out, guys. please!" he begged

Jeonghan turned to look at Coups, who stared back before shaking his head. Chan started to whine and jump at the same time

"I'm not some little boy that needs to be taken care of! Just let me go out, it won't be long. I promise, I promise, I promise!"

"Promises are made to be broken," Wonwoo muttered

"Oh please," Hansol sighed

"Chan, c'mon. You might get in trouble for going out at a time like this," Soonyoung told the boy

"Hyung, I know that you care for me but I really really need to go out!" Dino replied

"How come you call us by our names alone yet you call Soonyoung hyung your hyung?" Minghao questioned

"I sense SoonChan," Seungkwan muttered "Who's with me!?"

all boys raised their hands except for Hosh, Dino, Wonu, Jisoo, Jihoon and Seok.

"I don't ship SoonChan," Seokmin shook his head

"It's gayshit," Jihoon added, earning a glare from Joshua

"I don't support boy x boy. It's a sin," Josh spoke up "I'd rather ship Minseul with Soonyoung, to be honest,"

"Or ship her with me," Chan smiled. But once he caught me staring, he cleared his throat

"I don't care about ships," Wonwoo shrugged

"Well OUCH!" Mingyu overreacted, like he just got shot or something

"Lee Chan, tell me the truth, alright?" Seungcheol sat up straight and stared sternly at the boy

"Wooh here comes daddy coups," Seokmin joked

"Ew ew ew," Hansol reacted

"What now?" Chan rolled his eyes

"What's with your phone? why do you want to go out alone at a time like this? are you talking to some girl online and she wants to meet up?" Leader nim questioned, raising his eyebrows "hmm?

Soonyoung immediately shifted his gaze at the youngest

"I will never forgive you if you started to date someone online!" sushi told him

"Date? Why would I ever-"

"First of all, you watch x rated videos and that became okay with us because you're a boy, and it's pretty natural for most teens. But Chan, please, don't meet up with random girls on the internet!" Seungcheol scolded

"Don't take this the wrong way, but I really think that for a young boy like you, you have an attractive face. And girls online would probably die to meet you. AND IT'S DANGEROUS!" Hansol freaked out

"True true true, there are lots of Daeins out there. First victim will be Soonyoung and then you. Who's next? Minghao and Junhui?" Jeonghan asked

"Yeah, why do girls like the performance team so much?" Seungkwan pouted

"We're actually the visual unit," Junhui answered and showed a peace sign "I'm being honest here,"

"That's offensive," Mingyu crossed his arms

"Anyway, let's get back to you, lad. Spill it, who's the girl?" Seungcheol questioned

"Oh yes, this is hot scoop!" Seungkwan fished his phone out and started to record a video of him"Top of the mornin' to you laddies!! I am Boo Seungkwan and you are now tuned in to number one showbiz news station in Korea-"

"Boo, will you shut up?" Jihoon asked, making Seungkwan sigh and close his mouth

"Okay look," Chan stared at his phone and sighed "It's fine, i'm not going outside anymore. I missed the chance. Thanks a lot, guys," he sounded mad

"Just tell us the problem. Do you like the girl? is she really that pretty that you want to meet her right now?" Seokmin asked

"I'm not dating anyone, no, no, you won't understand," Dino walked to Soonyoung's room and slammed the door shut

"Maybe he's afraid to tell us about it," Minghao muttered "I mean, he had problems before, right? so maybe, he got more fragile and scared,"

"But we're all friends here though," Mingyu sighed "There's no point of being scared,"

I knocked on the door to Soonyoung's room, waiting for Chan to answer

"If you're my hyung, go away!" I heard him shout. Funny because everyone in seventeen house is his hyung, aside from me. So I'm definitely allowed to go inside.

I turned the knob and saw him seated on the bed, pouting and hugging a pillow.

"I knew it was you," he muttered. I chuckled and sat beside him

"Come on, kid. Tell me the problem,"

"It's embarrassing," he bit his lower lip and looked down

"No, really. You can trust me,"

"You promise you won't laugh?" he stared at me

gawd, his eyes are pretty.

"Okay sure, Chan. I promise,"

"Pinky swear," he muttered. I looked at him, dumbfounded, for like, a second, before he spoke up again "Just kidding,"

"So tell me the problem now," I poked his cheek

"I'm extremely hurt, okay? I lost the opportunity to have something special," He sounded sad

"Mhmm go on,"

"It feels so incomplete. It's so hard to find a rare treasure, so hard. I'm so hurt!"

"It's okay. Life is unfair, Chan. Try to forget her and move on. there's lots of other girls that you deserve,"

"Girl? What girl?" He looked confused

"That girl you were dating or something,"

"I'm not talking about a girl!" he whined

"Then what?"

"POKÉMON GO!" he jumped on the bed and showed me his phone "I SAW MEW OUTSIDE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?"

"Mew what?"

"NO ONE HAS CAUGHT THE LEGENDARY POCKET MONSTER SO FAR IN POKÉMON GO. AND I FOUND HIM! BUT THEN THE HYUNGS WON'T LET ME GO OUT!" he shook my shoulders as he shouted

"ONE PLAYER ALREADY COMPLETED NORTH AMERICAN POKÉDEX, MEANING HE CAUGHT 4,269 POKÉMON! BUT MEW AND MEWTWO WERE NOT TWO OF THEM! AND I ALMOST CAUGHT IT!!!! ALMOST! SO CLOSE YET SO FAR!" he kept ranting

"MEW CAN MAKE ITSELF INVISIBLE. IT HAS RARELY BEEN SEEN, MAKING IT EXTINCT. IT ONLY SHOWS ITSELF TO SOMEONE WHO HAS A PURE HEART. I HAVE A PURE HEART, MINSEUL. I HAVE A PURE HEART!!" he added

"OKAY STOP!" I laughed at him. He was teary eyed and he looked so cute

"I'm so hurt, Minseul. So hurt," he sighed

"Oh, Chan. You're such a cute little boy," I pinched his cheeks

"Don't tell my hyungs that it's about pokémon, they'll laugh,"

"sure, Chan,"

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brb

kbyeilu

-j