So! With this chapter we have a few things to cover before you get to it!!

If you do NOT want kids or do NOT like the idea of being a mother, it's probably best to skip this chapter. You also may want to skip the rest of them as well, tbh.

This kid will now be a reoccurring character lol

That said, I wrote this a little bit ago when the whole Abortion thing came back into the "problem" view as rights were taken/challenged. I ended up getting swept up in the writing grove and while I, myself, am not in a place where that is being challenged...I felt compelled to give that option to reader-chan in this chapter. 

That being said, there's conversation about whether the reader and their Akatsuki beau want to keep their possible child. If that offends, upsets or brings forth trauma...please do not read on. 

However, while the reader (in story) is given a choice, I already had plans for said child to stay story wise. So all the readers in this chapter choose to keep the possible child. This was done solely for the story to continue as I have previously written before this was written. Again, if that's against your views or not to your liking...then skip or stop reading. 

As said before the child will now be reoccurring 

alright! So those still here...

Enjoy~

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Kisame:
"this isn't a funny joke," Kisame grumbled turning over in bed away from you

you ran your fingers through your hair the stress starting to pile. You had been through a roller coaster of feelings within the last 20 minutes. Including taking a test due to suspicions, finding it positive, working up the courage to tell you huge boyfriend, ONLY for him to think you were pulling a prank

"you missed April fools" he grouched after hearing your silence

"b-but...kisa..." you could feel your lip quivering

to this the ex-mist nin turned to peek at you. Seeing your expression, he turned around and sat up.

"you're...not pulling my leg...are you..." he drawled out looking between you and your hands in your lap

you shook you head gently feeling tears brim in your lashes

"...is that the test...?" he asked quietly nodding to your clasped hands

upon his asking, you unfurled your grasp and showed the positive test.
gingerly taking the non-coloured end, he groaned getting up and walked into the bathroom.

you just silently and sadly watched him wondering if he was locking himself up.
only for him to promptly return and sit on the edge of the bed nearest to you.

"alright, let's make sure you read it right..."

"Kisame...! its a simple task! Pink or Blue! THAT'S IT!" you grabbed his shoulder and shook him

he didn't pay you any mind reading the instructions, you could easily see him mouthing the words as he went on, then turned the box to make sure there wasn't anything else

"so..."

"SO I'M PREGNANT...!" you yelled in frustration

"...are you sure you want it...?"

you sat back brow creasing

"what...?" you asked completely shocked

"I mean, it's going to end up a freak like m-"

you slapped your hand over his mouth

"WE are keeping it. Not just me. Us. both of us...!" you glared although it would be easy for anyone to see it was very weak

"are you sure that's what you want?" he asked quietly looking away

"isn't that what you want too??" you answered feeling insecure

"y-yeah but-"

"then it stays!" you grabbed his cheeks and made him look at you "you know...I would be happy if they looked just like you"

"don't tease me" he grouched blushing but pulled you closer

"I'm glad you agree your genes are cuter" you snuggled in

Hidan:
"no, no...that's not right" you grouched tossing the test and grabbing another one.

Hidan banged on the bathroom door groaning loudly

"(name)...! I gotta piss! let's go! I'm going to blow a fucking gasket" he yelled pounding his fist away against the wooden door

"n-no, no no nononono"

hearing your plight, Hidan raised a brow confused

"babe, seriously, I gotta pee. Open up" he pressed "the hell you upset about anyways?"

you opened the door and once he gave you a quick once over, Hidan spotted the trash can with several tests and boxes

"so....."

"how DARE you knock me up" you growled

"o-oh...really...?" he blushed a bit and rubbed the back of his neck

"yes, really. Unless all of those tests are wrong!" you yelled

"FUCK YES!" he yelled picking you up and spinning you around while grinning like a mad man

"h-Hidan wait...!"

he spun you a few more times but paused frowning when he noticed you weren't as happy as he was

"what's wrong? you not happy?" he asked confused

"what if I don't want it...?" you grumbled and you were immediately dropped "ah-!"

"wait what?! We promised Jashin-sama!" he said loudly upset by your words

"yeah, well Jashin-sama isn't having to birth it. I will be!" you yelled with watery eyes from the floor

the room was silent for a minute or two before he squatted before you

"oi," he called but you wouldn't look at him "you...you seriously don't want them?" he asked in a much quieter tone

you didn't reply feeling the tears start to spill

"...like...serious, serious...?" his voice was even quieter than before

you glanced over and saw how crestfallen he now was. It hurt just as much as your confusion was. You weren't sure what you wanted to do. You weren't convinced the two of you could pull off being parents...

but you thought back to that dream you had a while ago...maybe...maybe things would be okay

"I...don't know what I want. I love you Hidan." you confessed gently reaching for him.
he quickly pulled you to him and held you tightly

"w-well...I'm your guy. I need to think bout you too...so fuck...I...I don't know either. not now" he grumbled

"do you seriously think you can be a good dad?" you asked softly

"well...good...I don't know. But I'm not leaving you on your own if that's what you mean" he shrugged

"think you can put up with screaming, crying, diapers...all that unpleasant stuff?" you asked with a raised brow

his face was twisted in disgust but shrugged once more

"if you can do it, I can at least try to keep up with ya right? Plus Jashin-sama – well, I'm sure he wont mind slow sacrifices since he'll be getting more followers"

you huffed

"you have to promise me that they get to choose if they want to do that. Entirely up to them" you held your finger out pointing at him

"if they don't follow him, they won't be immortal like me." he growled lowly

"so when they're 15 they can decide. When they're little, they're having a normal childhood"

Hidan and you glared at one another for a good two minutes before he groaned looking away

"if I agree, we get to keep them right?"

you thought for a moment before answering

"yes but only if my husband is on board with me. I'm not parenting by myself" you warned him

Hidan grinned nodding his head furiously in agreeance

Deidara:
"DEIIIIDAAAARAAAAAAAA!" you screamed at the top of your lungs

somewhere elsewhere in the hideout Deidara shuddered

"you're going to get it" Sasori almost sang out but hadn't bothered to look up from the puppet he had Deidara helping him hold in place

"Sasori, my man. I uh...I got to run, yeah" Deidara stammered feeling fear bubble in the pit of his stomach

"don't you dare move until I'm finished. If you make me ruin my puppet, your precious (name) yelling at you will be the LEAST of your worries"

and so, Deidara sat

and so, did you eventually find him only to shove a test in his face

"the hell is this hm?!" he grouched reeling back "it smells like pee!"

"its a pregnancy test, dumbass...congrats (name). Another idiot to add to the wagon" Sasori grumbled still doing his repairs, although he peeked at the test to see if it was in fact positive

"w-wait a minute." Deidara flushed "you're j-joking...right?"

you shook your head

"I'm pregnant" you mumbled shyly

"...."

Deidara promptly began to sway and dropped Sasori's puppet in the process. Thankfully you caught it before it hit the floor...and before Deidara hit to floor too

"thank you (name), i do so hope your child is as thoughtful and smart as you" Sasori smiled softly at you before continuing his work "give him ten, and he'll be screaming and spinning you around until you puke"

"...alright" you agreed softly before settling on the ground with them "thanks for being so supportive Sasori"

"oh, and if you end up not wanting it...I can help you safely end the pregnancy."

you gave him a confused look

"I know my poisons don't i? think I cant make a measly little brew to rid your body of something you don't want?" he raised a brow at you as if to say 'really?'

but you nodded

"point taken, but I don't think it will be needed" you said softly

"just an offer, and it'll stand for if ever you decide differently than now"

you smiled at the redhead kindly. He was such a grouch but he really was a good guy under it all

Itachi:
"ITACHI!" you screamed at the top of your lungs from the bathroom

"yes, dear...? are you okay...?" Itachi called power walking to your shared bathroom. he silently put and ear to the door and gave a light knock "(name)...?"

"come in here...!" you whined

"are you sick again?" he asked turning the door knob "...why are you on the toilet...?"

the Uchiha raised a brow then quickly spotted the box in your hand.

you whimpered softly, your knees bending towards one another, your panties around your ankles

"alright, alright..." he sighed softly "give me these, you clean yourself up"

he gingerly took the test and box from you and turned to give you privacy.

as he did, you cleaned yourself up and he quickly read the instructions.

"how long has it been?" he asked over his shoulder

"I don't know..." you hiccupped

"alright, we'll just time it from now." he nodded to himself

soon you stood behind your husband, peeking around him. He glanced at you via the corner of his eye then turned to lean against the sink.

"its almos-"

just as he began to speak the test changed colours...

"well..."

"POSITIVE?!" you squeaked

Itachi quickly took notice in your body language and set the test down. Putting his hands gently on your shoulders, he pulled you close

"you don't have to, I will be here for you no matter what" he vowed softly

it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that Itachi loved you immensely, but it took even less to know he was sad at the idea of you not wanting the baby.

"w-well..." you swallowed thickly clinging to his shirt "I did ask you for a baby..."

Itachi chuckled softly at your reaction and kissed your forehead

"yes, I do believe you did ask me that..." he smiled down at you "but only if you're sure. If you don't think its a good idea, well its better to decide these things now rather than later"

you nodded softly and pulled him in for a kiss

"we're keeping them...we're going to be a cute little family" you grinned back feeling that fear dissipating

"I cant deny that..." he smiled down at you gently cupping your cheek "with you for a mother, I'm sure they will be the cutest thing this world has ever seen"

Kakuzu:
your sheets were ripped away from you and whining softly you curled up further

"let's go, get up" your husband grouched with all the blankets in his hands

"w-whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy...!" you cried out unhappily as you pulled a pillow over your head

"its been over a month and a half, you haven't bled and you've been bloated." he grumbled "get up and take a test."

you peeked up at him from under the pillow and pouted

"dunt wanna"

you shrieked and next thing you knew, you were tossed into the bathroom, your bottoms missing as your bare ass hit the cold bathroom floor.

"don't forget the test" you heard as the door opened then slammed shut

a test smacking you in the head then clattering to the floor

"kaaaakuuuzuuuuuuu....!" you whined loudly still mostly asleep and trying to stop yourself from peeing the floor from the coldness

"just get on the toilet and pee on the end the cap is on- but take the cap off first. don't pee on the cap" he directed from the other side of the door

you grouched and bitched and whined but did as told, you were too tired to argue for once

"alright, pull your pants up and come back out here"

"the ones you took...?" your eyes narrowed at the door

"don't sass me" he growled, but your panties were thrown in and the door slammed once more

you peed, cleaned yourself up and met Kakuzu at the door. Him actually opening the door just as you touched the knob

"done?"

"eager to know, much...?" you glared tiredly

"I'd rather know than not know and panic later" he growled

"panic, you? Let's be real. if you don't like the result you'll just rip it out" you dropped the recapped test in his hands and crawled back into the bed

Kakuzu gaped at you, surprised by your words

"I would...not...!"

you couldn't see his face, but he was clearly offended by your words

"wouldn't you? The only thing outta your 'if its irksome kill it' pattern is me still among the living" you yawned

to this, your elderly husband sat next to you with a troubled look on his face

"if YOU don't want it...we'll have to do something about it...perhaps Sasori would trade a favour..." he mused

"I'm not worried" you rolled your eyes

"you think I don't want it...?" he pointed at himself, and it would be comedic if it weren't Kakuzu - but it was in fact he.

"aren't you too old for babies?"

a VERY annoyed squawk of a gasp was sounded before you were tugged into his lap

"I am not too old for one with you..." he murmured softly "but...what do you want to do? shall it stay or go?"

you hummed tiredly watching the test turn positive

"well, if you're sure you won't kick the bucket or end up in diapers too...I suppose they can stay. I refuse to change their and your diapers both"

to your wise crack you promptly got pushed off the bed

"OI I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WANTED THE BABY, BE GENTLE!"

"I want the kid, its you I'm rethinking" he grouched

Sasori:
Sasori had noticed your missed period, the vomiting, etc. He ushered you to the bathroom and had handed you the test himself. He stood, turned away for your privacy, while he read the instructions to you aloud.

Only a few short minutes before the two of you were sitting on the bed together waiting for the time to be up and see the results

"if...if it turns out positive and you do not want-"

"maybe I do"

"but if you don't, i can make you something...to...undo the problem" he worded carefully

you just sunk into his lap watching the stick just as he was

"do you want me to get rid of it, if its positive?" you asked curiously

"I want you to be happy" he replied easily and steadily

"but being married is about us both being happy"

"I am aware"

"you wanted a 'masterpiece' between us though. You cant be happy if I got rid of it" you pointed out

"I would be saddened yes, but I love you infinitely more than I do something i just found out about" he expressed softly then kissed the top of your head "you are always top of my list, darling"

you snuggled in quietly then gasped seeing the colour change

"I'm pregnant" you whispered

Sasori set the test down and cuddled you closely

"what do you wish to do...?"

"Sasori" you looked up at him seriously "i want us both to be happy. you've told me how badly you wanted a baby...and I liked the idea"

"but"

"but what if I'm not good enough?" you whimpered

"you don't have to be worried about that." he chuckled softly "whatever you lack, i will make up. and you will do the same for me, wont you?"

you hummed nodding your head

"then the decision is?"

"...we're having a baby..." you whispered the words far more secure now "I...I hope they look like you Sasori"

your puppeteer chuckled holding you closer

"i wish for the opposite. I hope they look just like you"

Tobi:
you sighed staring at the positive test. You had been sitting in your and Tobi's bathroom for at least an hour. You had tried a few different tests just to be sure, sure.

and with a stressed sigh, you ran your fingers through your hair as you thought back to your conversation with Tobi - er not Tobi. You weren't really sure what to call the other him.

resolved to handle this later, you pocketed the test and left to get on with your day

it wasn't until a month later when you woken up in the middle of the night

" ..Tobi...?" you mumbled rubbing your eye "go back to sleep...its late"

"y-you didn't tell me..."

confusion fuzzed your mind, your brows knitting together as you tried to figure out what the hell he was talking about

wait...was that the deeper voice...?

"Tobi? honey?" you mumbled slapping around still refusing to open your eyes

"how could you not tell me...(name)...why?"

he sounded so betrayed. an odd tone to hear. So yawning you sat up and blinked looking for your lover.

the little candle lit was behind him so you couldn't see his face clearly even if your eyes weren't blurry with sleep. But you saw the evident frown and the glowing sharingan. the sides of his face showed signs of scarring and his hair was spiky and short.

"Tobi, what are you talking about?" you asked softly

suddenly the test you took and had hidden was brought into your vision

"is this true?" came that deep tone but hushed and vulnerable

you gasped softly and looked away

"y-you weren't supposed to find that..." you mumbled

"why didn't you want me to know?" he asked his voice getting increasingly more testy

"I...wasn't sure what to do...I wasn't sure if I should keep it or if you meant what you said before when we talked about children"

Tobi grabbed your wrists and you quickly shied away, wincing at his grip worried he'd hurt you -not that he's ever given you a reason to believe that...but this deep voiced Tobi you weren't entirely sure about.

"(name), I wish you told me when you first found out" he whispered and pressed his forehead to yours

"I'm sorry"

"do you wish to get rid of it"

"I...I'm not sure..." you mumbled

"can we keep it?"

"I...don't believe you"

"what?"

"I don't believe that you'll actually be a parent and you'll just end up putting it all on me" you whispered looking away again

Tobi sighed deeply then pulled you into a hug

"alright, that's fair...how would you feel if I come clean...well I cant tell you everything quite yet. But I'll tell you all I can"

you peeked up at his sharingan staring at you deeply, seemingly into the essence of your being

"...I do actually want it, Tob-"

"Obito"

"what...?"

"let's start with that, only when we're alone right now...but my name is Obito. Truly" he sounded like he was smiling, but you still couldn't quite see

"o....oh..." you stammered feeling a bit embarrassed

"and..." he trailed off grabbing the candle and bringing it between you both "this, is what I look like. I'm sorry that you had to be kept in the dark - pun not intended but...it works"

you stared at Tobi-Obito's face for the first time with large eyes

"not what you expected...I understand" he whispered with a blush "its alright"

"n-no!" you ripped the candle away and sat it down and kissed him softly "To-er...Obito. I'm so happy you trust me to show- waaaaaait a minute" you stopped gawking and crossed your arms "you were just trying to convince me to keep them...weren't you..."

"uh....no...?" he looked away with a blush on his cheeks

rolling your eyes you let out a chuckle

"nice distraction no jutsu" you teased "but honestly thinking...I do want them. However, promise me. PROMISE. this is who they have as a father. Tobi is only someone they have to see, but their father is this man." you jabbed his chest "this man right here."

"well, actually that promise works well with what has to transpire..." he mumbled scratching his cheek "so I can promise you this. (name), I will be the child's father...not Tobi. There might not even be a Tobi anymore when they arrive" he confessed softly

you nodded slowly

"alright, I believe you" you smiled pulling Obito in for another kiss

Zetsu:
you were a tad nervous to tell Zetsu about the positive test sitting on the counter...he hadn't taken the conversation well - the one where you told them you wanted kids.

and in all honesty, you didn't want him passing out in embarrassment again...

but you were so excited!

It was exactly what you had wanted.

with a dreamy sigh, you steeled yourself for the reveal and marched out of the bathroom

"Zet-!!" your words fell deaf as you ran straight smack into Zetsu's tight grip

"(name), what's wrong...?"

you suddenly felt warm and fuzzy, it took everything you had not to get giddy and giggly

"I-I auhm..." you stammered and drew in on yourself "i wanted to uhm...t-tell you something..."

"...is that a pregnancy test on the counter?"

"FUCK NO"

you suddenly felt as if someone ripped your heart out and stared wide eyed at your split husband, tears watering in your lashes

"w-wha-...y-you..." you swallowed thickly "you don't want it...?" you whimpered softly

"w-well a child is a lot of responsibility"

"its really just going to be a burden on you, we don't need that"

you couldn't help but let out a strangled sob at those words

"a-alright...I-I'll just ask Sasori to help me...then..." you wormed past him before he could say another word

but before your hand grasped the door knob of Sasori's room, Zetsu formed out of the floor before you and dragged you in with him.

Within a few moments you were back in your room with you sobbing in his grasp

"I don't understand"

"(name) why are you crying"

"y-you...you don't want our baby s-so I have to g-get rid of them...!" you wailed

if Zetsu could, he would have looked at himself. both sides staring at one another in disbelief

"you want to keep it?"

you nodded gasping for air

"then why would you go to Sasori??"

"because you didn't want it!" you screamed slapping at him weakly in your upset form

"if you want to keep it, then we'll keep it" Zetsu whispered kissing your forehead

"we'll have to think some things through and alter some plans...I can make it fit" his darker half grumbled

"w-what...?" you asked rubbing your eyes

"I-we're excited." he quickly recovered

they picked you up and cuddled you into the bed

"I wish you just said so right at the beginning" the lighter half mused snuggling into you

"I did!" you yelled with a pout

"r-right..." he blushed

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Alright, those who didn't read the beginning.

This child will be re-occurring from now on!

Don't like, Stop reading lol

Do like, Enjoy!

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