AKA stupid shit you got caught doing XDDDDD

I honestly cant say much...because I do pretty much ALL of these...

^^;

Kisame:

Mocking things

So I know this doesn't sound so bad...but *sigh* let me just show you what happened...

You were in your shared room cleaning when you skipped along to the music past a figurine you had (lit this is something I've done to my nendoroid of Gilgamesh XD) and saw its smug as smirk.

This irked you.

Yes, you knew it wasn't alive but the inkling that the character was all high and mighty towards you and your cleaning set you off...

"oh~ I see what you're doing!" you drawled out leaning over with your hands on your hips, one still holding your dust rag I might add, and your now scowling lips nearing the figma "you think you're just oh so important don't you!" you leaned back and began mocking the character.

"'I am the king of kings~ I shall not be beat by any mongrel much less a woman who runs into half the things in her room'" you said in your best kingly voice then growled and answered your own mocking "yeah, well I don't care! You're so high and mighty eh?! Yeah well who's the big one now eh dickweed?!" you taunted standing before the inanimate figurine with your chest puffed out proudly

"you're so powerful?! Pheh!" you scoffed "I could whip you so hard into that wall you'd either smash into smitherines or get stuck in the dry wall!! Ha! Ha ha ha~!" you triumphantly cheered yourself on, after working yourself up to such deeds that is...

"what...are you DOING?!" you froze at the sudden burst of squeal-like laughter.

Robotically you inched in a turn until your wide (e/c) eyes met teary grey ones.

"k-ki...!"

"were you just bitching at the figure?!" he roared in a gasping laugh holding his stomach as he lurked forward

"n-no!!!!" you denied blush blossoming against your face

"pfffffffftttt!!!! W-well," he stifled the cackling to a few gasp-giggles enough to speak "I won't stop you from destroying him, your oh-so-powerful-ultimate-god-queen...!!!!!" he imeadiately roared again falling over

Meanwhile you pouted with a vivid blush across your cheeks and glared at the 'monster' damn near pissing himself

Hidan:

Screaming over cartoons

Hoooo yeah, this is gonna be fun

"(name)"

You had heard your designation being called out a few times, but too engrossed in the show your senses were glued to the colour display of pixels.

Hidan grimaced as he turned the corner. He had called you at least four times already, only to find you huddled on the couch, in the dark, watching some messed up cartoon

"NO! DON'T YOU DARE!!!" you screamed muffled the slightest bit by the pillow smushed between your arms and your mouth

"oi babe" Hidan called again walking over. He paused next to you peeking over at the screen to see some weird robots fighting

"FUCK YOU MEGA-BITCH-ASS! PRIME'S GONNA KICK YOUR FRAGGING SLAG AFT AND SHOVE YOUR GUN UP YOUR EXHAUST PIPE!"

to this outrage...you had jumped up on the couch and were glaring full heat at the grey drawing.

Hidan stared wide-eyed for a moment not expecting this kind of reaction from you

"bitch, calm the fuck down" he snorted in amusement as he saw your form go rigid "did you not fucking hear me calling you?"

"uh....."

"the fuck are you yelling at this anyways?!" he bit his lip trying to be the one to scold you for once considering you usually try to keep him in line and fussing over him like he was some goddamn five year old. He wanted payback.

"w-well, mega-"

"you know what, fuck that. Wait til the guys hear this!" he laughed rushing off

"w-wait! Hidan! STOP!!!!" you screeched bounding off the couch and off the way he had took off in

Deidara:

Talking aloud to inanimate objects...trust me you're not the only one who does this XD

"you can't go there, because that's where the potatoes go" you mumbled to the tomato in your hand.

So let's explain this a bit better, Kakuzu and Itachi went grocery shopping and left the bags for you to put away while they went to one of those silly little meetings you're not privy to.

So to amuse yourself, while putting everything in its home, you ended up talking to every SINGLE THING.

You then grabbed the can of beets and looked around the pantry. Most cans went at the bottom next to the small baskets containing the potatoes, garlic and yams...but beets should be with the canned fruit – or so you had thought.

"well, you're not a fruit...but it seems wrogn to put you with the veggies..."

Unbeknownst to you, Deidara had slipped out of the meeting and went to retrieve you...However, when the blonde spun around the doorway into the kitchen, he was not prepared to find you talking to food and cans.

He stopped for a moment blinking nad rubbing his eye – incase he'd suddenly gone blind and or insane. But once the vision of you doing this odd act continued after that...he watched quietly for a few moments.

Were you REALLY talking to food...?

"(name)..." Deidara called out

Moving as if you were made of cogs rather than muscle and flesh, you creaked your body to look at him. There he was, you blonde man in all his glory a trained smirk on his lips, brow raised and an eye glued to your ever growing embaressment flooding your cheeks

"the beets don't care where you put them, yeah"

And with that, he turned swiftly and headed to your shared room

"w-wait! DEIDARA!!! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!!" you screamed tossing the can and running after him

Itachi:

Watching 'say yes to the dress' and totally fantasizing about a wedding

["and how do you feel?] a man's voice echoed in the room causing Itachi to perk his head up from his book.

He had been walking and reading as he entered from your shared room after he had noticed you had not come back for bed...it was actually one hour past the time you both always went to bed. But he was at a good part and wasn't about to put the literature down when he could sense where you were instead.

["l...like a princess...!"] a female's voice sobbed out in an extremely emotional tone.

For a momentary lapse in judgment, Itachi had thought that it was you who was making the sobbing princess claim but that all was removed from his brain when he heard what followed the woman's voice...

"OH MY GOD! That dress is DEPLORABLE! The other one was so much better. Go for the sweetheart neckline, bell skirted dress. That corset bodice was to die for you moron! And it was lovely little roses embossing the hip line where the skirt jutted out in all that perfect organza...!!!!"

Pausing and moving the book out of his field of view, the Uchiha raised a brow in confusion.

Was that seriously (name)? since when had you been so knowledgable about - ...wait a second...was that dress talk?!

The raven haired male peeked around the corner of the living room and saw your eyes hypnotised by the taffeta and lace dresses on the screen

"oh THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T CHOOSE THAT UGLY DRESS!" you sighed in relief throwing yourself back into the couch cushions "when I get married, my dress will be perfect. Organza, corset, flattering neckline and lace...lots of lace~" you cooed aloud to yourself.

Itachi made it a point not to bother you when you wanted your very rare alone time...but...

"hey (name)? I've been waiting for you to come to bed" he acted as if he had only just walked in and even then your face blossomed in a billion shades of red as you mashed the off button and rushed to him

"i-I uhm...got distracted" you mumbled "bedtime" you grabbed his wrist and sprinted to your bed meanwhile Itachi was trying to contain his snickers.

Kakuzu:

Trying to learn belly dancing

"one foot forward, on slight toe..." you mumbled to yourself as you followed the woman on the tv screen before you

It had been three weeks of secretly teaching yourself how to belly dance. Why? It looked so pretty...honestly...plus the dancers had perfectly sculpted bellies.

"and snap your hip up" you repeated the instructions as you moved so that you were almost hip bumping the air beside you.

You understood the how, but your body didn't seem to cooperate properly...you couldn't ever do the action fast enough.

Now THAT is when Kakuzu came into the room. He had been helping pein with a profit splitting project and had not expected you to be doing this in the room. Upon opening the door and watching you imitate the barely clothed woman he smiled under his mask. It was rather cute...though you were most definitely using up a lot of hydro with the movie lesson on repeat...

He watched your bra and panty clad self snap your right hip up a few times then try the left side. Only a moment later you tried to do right then left. But that...that is when you managed to somehow trip yourself up and fall on your ass.

Which so happen to let you know your man was behind you...snickering at your fallen form

"fuck you, Kakuzu"

Sasori:

Trying to see if you're 'sexy'

Sasori was out on a late night mission and you were bored. Were. For the longest time it always nagged you in the back of your mind whether or not you could be something other woman seemed to easily achieve. Being sexy.

So you being you...decided to put on the skimpiest outfit you had and pose infront of the mirror. Trying out all the poses you'd seen characters from media, magazine covers and sometimes even girls in public use.

"not that's not right..." you growled to yourself as you just kept trying

Sasori had just began to open the door to return to your -not doubt whiney form. You usually ended up wide awake when he ended up on a late mission and would sit up whining and crying until he cuddled right back into bed with you.

But this...this was quite the surprise.

"what. Are you doing?!" he demanded causing you to fall right off the bed and yelp in pain

"n-nothing!!!!"

"..." sasori walked over and glared down at you before promptly stripping you and tossing you into the bed "stop being weird and go to sleep" he huffed practically melding your face to his chest. Huffing you gave up and tried to sleep and forget your embaressment...while Sasori was choaking down a blush from how perfectly cute you looked trying to copy more mature women

Tobi:

Taping yourself

"this is (name) and this is SLAP A BITCH!" you screamed with your cell in your hand recording everything as you rushed at Hidan and slapped him hard then ran away.

...

You later watched the footage and grimaced

Did you really sound like that?!

You shook your head and went to the next video – you singing your favourite song

...

Wellp, THAT was no longer your favourite song...

"(name) is a funny girl" Tobi laughed somehow he had snuck beside you and watched everything much to your embaressment

"HI YA!" you screamed kicking him across the room

Zetsu:

Talking /naming flowers

"bob, stop trying to escape the pot!!!" you yelled at the orchid before you

Yes. The orchid named bob

"and Cecilia...stop dropping your flowers!" you pouted at the potted roses

"is she seriously naming the plants those ridiculous names?" the dark side of zetsu groaned "they're deplorable"

"well, (name) likes them...besides...they're an improvement from Farfignewton and Mercurtio the fifteenth"

"was there even fourteen before the fifthteenth?"

"not a single one"

Cue groaning loudly while you sputtered excuses and lies that tobi named them and not you

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okay so I lied, this is the only akatsuki fic that was done XDDD

well, for this anyway...

XoxO