i rolled a super sparkly d20 to decide who was the one getting almost murdered between you and the boytoy lol

the results went as followed~ 

with the exception of 2 that I couldn't get it written so I swapped it to the other option and was able to get it done!

WHOOOP~

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Kisame:

you had followed kisame along on what was supposed to be a short mission, hence why you were allowed to tag along. Unfortunately, things took a turn for the worse. Carrying you over one shoulder and the item under his other arm, Kisame fled the scene as fast as he possibly could. Yet the enemy ninjas followed behind gaining ever closer

"I...i don't see them anymore" you called out

"that doesn't mean they're gone." he warned "I shouldn't have let you come with me"

"don't say that..."

"you are in a lot of danger, or did you not realize that yet?" he growled

"well, yes...but you're stronger than them"

Kisame chuckled at your blind devotion. Even in a situation like this you were 100% confident he was the strongest here.

"perhaps, but I still have to take this item back to Pein. You realize under the proper circumstances, I would have to toss you and keep going with it...right?"

You frowned at the view behind your 'ride' watching the trees you had only just been next to disappear slowly and new ones replace them.

"well I hope it doesn't get to that point..." you grumbled softly

you weren't sure he had heard you until you felt a squeeze on your thigh.

But the second he did, you saw a ninja jump out of the branches and throw several weapons. Hurling them quickly towards you, although their aim seemed to go straight to the back of Kisame's head.

Without much thought to what repercussions awaited you, you quickly shifted and wrapped your torso against his head and neck. shielding him.

"what are y-"

"-gh!" you gasped at the pain as it blossomed across your back "k-kisa-"

"(name)!"

...

You felt being jostled, your body being shaken deliberately and with great difficulty...opened an eye. Your blurry vision focused in on your lover's panicked face.

"kisa-"

"now isn't the time to be talking...save your strength"

he hushed you. You felt his arms pull you closer and a breeze against your body. He must've stripped your torso to bandage the wound...

"bu-"

"you're going to be okay...I've got you...just try to stay awake until we get to the inn."

"...inn...?" you mumbled confused

"that's right. It'll be just us tonight. None of the others will be there, so you can enjoy yourself to your hearts content"

"...that's nice..."

"just stay awake with me..." you were drifting and just missed the last part "-cause" "I cant" "-ut you"






Hidan:
it was a normal day until Tobi came rushing up to you. He was screaming and screeching and talking so fast the you only picked up a few words
"-hidan-" "-really, really bad-" "I'll take you-"
before your blood went cold.

Sure hidan always boasted that he was immortal...but you always had a small voice at the back of your mind that warned you that nothing could keep you alive from everything.

Tobi pulled you close, pressing your face to his cloaked chest to cover your vision before you felt the world slip away.

it was the oddest feeling but before you knew it you felt the world reappear, like taking a deep sudden gasp of air.

you stumbled and fell on your ass as Tobi had just loosened his grip on you

"hurry! hurry!!" he screeched flailing and running in spot.

you wobbled up to your feet and chased after the pumpkin face yelling Hidan's name at the top of your lungs.

when you got to the scene, you weren't entirely sure what you were climbing through...but whatever it was, it wasn't anymore. The land was ripped asunder and what you assumed were trees were nothing more than glorified ginormous skewers. your heart sank into your stomach seeing the devastation before you finally came up to the main event.

You didn't see Hidan right away, instead your eyes locked onto Kakuzu's before he waved you over quickly.

if Kakuzu was calling you over...it was really bad.

On the ground before Kakuzu was Hidan mangled and shredded. Some parts of his body looked beyond repair.

your eyes immediately stung terribly as you dropped to your knees beside his head.

"ghkg- (-ame)" he couldn't get a proper word out his throat torn and exposed and blood caked everywhere. Stitches littered his face and neck and recently attached it to his shoulders. Only one arm was nearby and it must've been divided into about 6 pieces.

"h-hidan" you hiccupped and forced a smile to paint your lips.

You gently lifted his face to rest against your lap. It clearly hurt from his wince and bloody gasp. You leaned down and kissed his forehead, brushing his hair out of the way

"it's okay, I'm here..." you sobbed out

his one eye looked sadly up at you the other was stitched shut.

"besides the battle, he ran into a bunch of wires caked in acid." Kakuzu sighed heavily.

Regardless of how much trouble Hidan cause him, Kakuzu was tired and still trying to patch him the best he could before they tried to bring him back to base.

"you dummy..." you sniffled watching Hidan carefully "you stay with me, you better tell that deaf god of yours I'll hunt his ass down if he doesn't help you now"

with a burst of blood, effectively spraying you AND Kakuzu, Hidan let out a strangled laugh.






Deidara:
it wasn't the first time you tagged along with Deidara...but it was the first that you felt like you shouldn't have come. The mission seemed precarious and stressful, and if it wasn't before then your presence definitely made it that way. To get you safely out of the way, Deidara sent you high in the sky with one of his birds, the ones that detonate. You never found them very secure, but Deidara used them constantly and in this situation...well you weren't going to talk shop.

He sent the bird up high the second he saw you sat down and as it did, you stomach dropped past your body...er felt as if it had.

You looked on as Deidara fought several stone ninja. There was three or four total...but none of them seemed to be anyone highly ranked as he was keeping them at bay relatively easily.

But out of nowhere, the one furthest back of the group turned and looked directly at you. Your eyes met and you could feel the malice right down to your soul.
You knew right then and there that they would now try to use you against your blonde doting boyfriend.


How right you were.

While the others fought Deidara the one that had spotted you, aimed some long distance tools your way. Sharp kunai and shuriken reeled through the air nimbly and quick before digging into the bird.

and for a split second you felt triumphant

"ha! -!!"

but your excitement was caught short as you felt the clay bubble around you and disfigure.

Your body broke out in goosebumps as you felt the air whizz around you.

"DEIDA-!!" you scream caught as pain enveloped your body


...


"-rry. So, so, so, sorry. Don't die. don't die"

your world, blurry and ringing, came bombarding to your silent mind and body.

Although fuzzy, you could see Deidara holding something to your form and sobbing as he did so. It was raining, only just starting, as you felt the sprinkles of water drip from the clouds.

"please (name), please don't go" he whimpered grabbing something and pressing it as well to your body. It made the dull pain bloom into a harsh sting and you gasped in pain.

Blue, watery, eye shot to your face and you could see the relief wash over his form

"i love you, iloveyou, iloveyou" he rushed out leaning down and kissing your lips quickly "j-just stop bleeding please"





Itachi:
The door bust open and blew off its hinges effectively scaring you into a near heart attack. but what followed the sudden burst made your blood run cold. Kisame carrying Itachi.

"(name) quick, med kit!" he barked out rushed as he ran through the room and into your and Itachi's room

"wh-what happened?!" you yelled following quickly behind him

"MED KIT!" he roared kicking your door in as well.


You returned to the room, rushing through the splinters that once were your bedroom door and saw Kisame had already ripped off Itachi's cloak and shirt.

You weren't prepared for the huge slash and the deep gash in his stomach. Blood was easily pooling and Itachi was hacking more of it up.

"(name)," Kisame's rough voice snapped you out of it.

you hurried to Itachi's side and ripped the packaging open

"you...done this before...?" Kisame asked in a more careful tone seeing your jittery nerves.
you couldn't answer him and shook your head, tears in your eyes

"I'll help" he was trying to reassure you, but you were so panicky it did nothing for you.

The two of you ripped out piece after piece trying to stabilize Itachi from his grievous wounds.
In the end Kisame had to stitch him up while you tried to heal as he went with the limited medical jutsu you knew. And thankfully, although weak, you knew something.

The wounds slowly closed up but Itachi had lost a lot of blood just on his way back to base let alone all the blood that soaked into your bed while you were trying to save him.

"This is the best we can do...without a medical officer or trained ninja that is." kisame said solemnly "I can only patch something up, but you had that medical jutsu"

you shook your head softly as you grabbed a cloth and dunked it in the fresh bowl of water you just returned with. You began to carefully wiped blood off Itachi's pale skin.

"did your family teach you that?"

"tsunade-sama" you said with soft smile that easily melted back into a frown "she taught me that when I was very young. I had a habit of getting myself hurt."

Kisame chuckled tiredly and nodded

"good thing you were friends with her. Because of that, we might've saved him"

the two of you gazed at the raven haired male laying silently. He looked every bit the part of a corpse, but a soft beating in his pulse told you he still was hanging on. If even by a thread.

"I'm...going to fix the entrance, that way we don't have any unwanted visitors" Kisame said as he stood, cracked his back and shuffled his way out. And although you didn't look, you could sense he had given you and his partner a quick glance back

"itachi, please pull through..." you mumbled as you dipped the cloak back into the water.

And although he didn't open his eyes (and wouldn't for several long agonizing hours) you felt a soft twitch in his fingers when you held his hand.
he was alive.




Kakuzu:
you and Kakuzu were actually on a break. From the others, not like the guys in that show who's always screaming 'we were on a break!' kind of break. NONETHLESS! The two of you were at an inn for the weekend.

BUT THEN

It JUST so happens, as if the very gods were against you-!!

"..." kakuzu narrowed his eyes at the man that walked by your table.

you were downstairs at the attached restaurant and were having lunch

"hwhatsz warong?" you mumbled with a brow raised. Fork pointing at him while your left cheek was filled with food like a hamsters

"if my memory is as keen as I believe it to be...that man is on my list" he said glancing at the man over his newspaper

"...?" you looked about

"gods, you can so tell nobody actually taught you." he grouched with an eyeroll

you promptly pouted and shovelled more of your food in your face

"Would be a shame to let such a pricey cash cow just slip by..."

"we are not working, darling" you said the 'affectionate' term with a tone of warning

"you never work"

"you work too much. this is our weekend" you reminded

"hn"



as one would expect...the lure of available funds up for grabs, was not a temptation the ancient ninja could ignore.

the fight began while you were still asleep, early in the morning. Somehow the sounds of a fight seemed to forgo your room and left you without a single stir.

What did wake you up, was sudden sharp pain.

The room collapsed around you and ceiling joices and planks of wood speared forth into your flesh.

"h-!!!"

It wasn't until the inn was destroyed, and the battle recently concluded...did Kakuzu realize what fate you were dealt.

"(name)...!" his eyes widened just now remembering you were still in bed fast asleep.
Rushing back into the rubble he started ripping the ruins a sunder calling your name


...

some time later, Kakuzu had dug you out. Your body had been crushed and stabbed by various pieces of the inn. Your careless boyfriend held you gingerly as splits in his arms lurched out his threads. The tendrils stitched up the holes in your flesh that once had been pierced through, the offending material had been recently yanked out of your form and now laid strewn across the dirt. Your chest was rising shallowly, but you were still alive.

"i..." kakuzu swallowed thickly, his voice filled with regret "i will...try...to ensure......you never are in a situation like this...again"

you, too hurt to awaken at the moment, laid within his hold tucked safely against his chest.
although, in your limbo state of unconsciousness...you could have sworn you heard the word 'priceless' whispered to you.





Sasori: 

The inevitable problems that lead to you being on death's door, like many of your other injuries, was technically your fault.

While Sasori was away for a mission, you were messing around with his puppet – something he has always told you not to do. For your own safety.

Not that you really paid any mind. Most of the time your curiosity was your downfall and when it was not, it was your forgetfulness of the warnings.

This time however, the puppet was summoned away and accidentally you with it.

You next recognised the setting of a battlefield, puppet curling around your formand assuming its attack pose and before a peep could be uttered, it rushed towards it's target.

"w-wai!!!!!"

"-not to play with the puppets! This wouldn't have happened if you didn't!" Sasori yelled to seemingly the world

Your bleary eyes were unfocused but the shock of red told you were he was. Grumbling over a table loudly and occasionally swearing. You could see his "skin" exposed, that tail like wire coiled in his middle fetching objects that you couldn't focus on in his work.

"s...sa-sasor-"

"(name), be quiet. Don't strain yourself. I'm almost done with the antidote. I only had enough to stabalize you."

His words and tone were so harsh you wanted to just will yourself to death. Death would be more forgiving of your behaviour at this time than the legendary puppeteer.

You sighed and closed your eyes.

...

The next time you opened them, Sasori was administering the antidote into your mouth

"mmmf-" you gasped and sputtered

"drink all of it." Came the growl of a reply

"...s...sorry..." you coughed out softly

"..." with a deep and heavy sigh you were pressed to the hard chest of your lover and nothing more was said from him.

You on the other hand blubbered and repeatedly cried out apologizes until you eventually fell asleep from exhaustion.

He didn't have words for you, but he was happy you were safe...and that's all that mattered in the end

Tobi:

You weren't sure what had happened...you weren't told.

You were just quickly whisked away while you bombarded Zetsu with questions.

None were answered.

Sooner than later, you were at the threshold of a very dark room

"wh...where...?"

"he's in there, he needs your help. We aren't able to do anymore"

Finally a response, but not one that you wanted to hear. Instead the panic in your system quadrupled as you stared at the void before you with fear

"Tobi's in there...?"

"yes, go on"

For some reason you didn't believe him. You felt like you were being disposed of instead. Although you had no real logical reason for such feelings to occur...

"(name), please"

It was only when you heard tobi, in that deep and mysterious tone that your heart skipped a beat. He must have been really hurt to call out in that tone. Plus...the way his voice sounded...

"coming...!" you rushed out in worry as you blindly rushed into the dark room.

After some quiet instruction from your lover in this secret voice of his...you were able to maneuver around and find him on a cot next to very dim candle light.

And while it was some light, it made it hard to see anything.

"what's wrong...?" you whispered

You felt him take your hand and guide it to a large gash in his chest

"I need you...to patch this up. I will tell you how, follow my instructions to a tee" came his breathy reply

"b-but Tobi, I can't see" you mumbled fear gripping you more and more as the seconds ticked on

"I will be your sight." He promised bringing your other hand to his lips and kissing it briefly "now, let's get started before I bleed out"

"..w-way to put pressure on me..." you whimpered and began the slow and tedious process

Zetsu:

"-j-just go back together, it's too difficult trying to treat you at the same time" you gasped out dropping medical supplies as you hurried over

"we can't"

"there isn't enough chakra left to combine..."

The two sides gasped out, both missing chunks of their bodies

"aren't you one being in the end...?!"

The two seemed to chuckle at your response, although one more bitterly than the other

You started treating them, individually, each step being done twice.

But it wasn't doing much.

"take my chakra"

"what...?" white Zetsu blinked at you "we can't do that"

"do it" you held you arms out to them both "get what you need to become whole"

"it might kill you"

"I can't save you both like this, we don't have the time or the resources for 2 dying bodies."

Reluctantly, the 'fed' off some of your chakra trying to only take enough to just have the strength to pull together. However you were left gasping in pain and having dizzy and blurred vision by the time they were done

"...we told you..." the darker half sighed deeply

"are you alright?" the lighter half asked gently

"...I can still make sure you're alright" and with that, you pushed forward and set to working with the now single body of Zetsu.

Although, Zetsu had to hold you steady most of the time and make sure you weren't loosing your senses from the sheet amount of chakra that had been stolen from your body. 

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This is the last for tonight

XoxO