so this is just the topic of possibly having children or the idea of children in your life as a couple

Just to make sure that's cleared up!

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Kisame:

"very funny" Kisame grumbled walking away from you with the laundry basket

"I'm being serious!" you protested following with another basket

"you're crazy" he shrugged signing you up on that list in his mind

"about you maybe" you giggled only to get a mildly dirty look from your boyfriend. "oh come on Kisame, it's not that awful of a thing"

"it is, I cant imagine anything more terrifying" he grouched slamming the basket down

"hey!" you yelled hurt by his words "it would be great!"

"there's enough freakshows on tis planet, we don't need more"

"...you really don't want to ever have kids?" you asked quietly

Kisame immediately regretted his words and tone and with a sigh turned around to face you.

"why are you bringing this up?"

"i..." you suddenly felt all shy.

You had been thinking about this for a while. Every time you saw a kid with their parents, when a child was brought up in a book or movie...your mind would flicker back to that dream. The idea of child between the two of you curiously stuck to your heart and mind.

Working up the courage to answer you began again...

"I was just thinking...how it would be sweet to have a little thing that was both of us..."

"both of us huh..." he mused with a sigh "(name) you sure about that? look at me. The thing would be terrifying from my genes alone"

"then mine would just counteract the scary with cute" you shot back so fast that it caught the missing mist ninja by surprise.

It was clear that this was not a question on a whim...

Kisame chuckled unable to really fight you back on that point, he did find you undeniably adorable.

"that's...really what you want...? with me? not someone much better looking...?" He sounded unsure and doubtful.

You scoffed at the notion.

Of course his insecurities were bubbling up and wedging themselves between the two of you and this possibility. You closed the distance and with a tug of his shirt, forced him a tad lower for easier access. You hurried to smoosh yourself against his lips before parting the quick 'shut up' kiss

"nobody else will do" you grinned sweetly

Hidan:

"-so we should have a ton of kids!" he ended the long winded whirlwind of a rant while you just groaned and hid into the pillows

"Hidan, PLEASE, it's 5am! go back to sleep" you complained

"think about it! what better way to prove to Jashin-sama I'm serious?! Not only am I giving him followers but his presence is more known In the world. He'll have more sacrifices too" he gleefully continued rubbing your bare shoulder

"please, Hidan, I need sleep" you cried out tugging the blankets from him to hide away into. maybe if you stole them all he'd be cold then want to sleep and cuddle

"plus, you'd look fucking amazing as a mom, I just know it. You'd be that sick ass mom that the kids treat like a gang leader"

you peeked at him with a raised brow

"you've lost your fucking mind" you then pressed a pillow to his face "go to sleep, you're delirious"

he pitched a fit but ultimately gave in for once and grabbed onto you

"do you think 6 is too many? 4's better isn't it?" he grumbled still stuck on the topic "though I bet Jashin-sama would prefer closer to 12"

"I'm not a baker or a tin to cook cupcakes in. I'm not having that many kids with anyone. Nadda. not happening" you grouched "my poor uterus hurts just thinking of that cringe idea"

Hidan then pulled the biggest pout you've ever fucking seen in your life

"...4...would be...the absolute cap" you drawled out with a wince "And you'd have to make a very good case to get past 3" you grumbled out only to see the brightness in his eyes return on a dime

"fuck yeah! 4 kids Jashin-sama! you heard the mama!" He suddenly yelled pumping his fist in the air

"THAT WASNT A FUCKING CONTRACT!"

Deidara:

Deidara had been in the bath when you decided to ambush him. Since that tine you fell off the clay bird and had that strange dream you've been curious.

Curious as to what Deidara actually thought of having children.

Sure, he reacted when you had originally explained the dream...but most of the interaction was him being flustered, checking you for injuries repeatedly and sorta laughing off the dream.

Maybe he didnt want any...

Then again, you were the youngest in the entire group...but you weren't kids anymore. You were full blown adults and with the chances of Deidara's mission being deadly enough that he didn't make it back-

"what's up? You've been staring at my back for two whole minutes, yeah" Deidara called
You had been so caught up in your mind you hadn't realized you already were standing in the door way and paused there

"its...nothing...really" you fibbed but fully walked into the room

"psh, yeah right" Deidara chuckled reaching a hand up to adjust the bun on top of his head. This time all his hair was up and his face was easy to see, and read. He glanced at you with a playful eyeroll and a grin "you wanna join me~?"

you couldn't help but giggle at his eyebrows wiggling at the suggestion

"actually...I have a question for you" you said walking over and leaning against the counter top

"urgh...just come in here with me" he whined throwing his head back dramatically "I would be totally more inclined to pay attention with your body right in grab range, yep" he stole a glance at you and you knew what he was up to...
playing dramatics to see if you'd cave and give into his wants

you weighed it out before stripping and plopping yourself into the hot water

"you didn't even rinse" he huffed but immediately grinned and lunged at you and captured you into his embrace

"sooooo~ what did you wanna talk about? something important to make you all quiet, yeah?"

you nodded you words lost for a moment

"is it something serious? did someone threaten you?" he asked increasing in volume

"no, not that kind of serious"

"well then just say it" he sighed relaxing against your body

"well...I was thinking...what your view on kids is?"

Deidara frowned against your shoulder

"I mean they're loud, obnoxious and whiney like Tobi...so...." he trailed off

you got the hint though, nodding along...

"why the sudden interest?"

"I've noticed the missions are getting more dangerous. I can tell how hushed you all are now with me, how beat up you guys return...and...well..."

Deidara sighed and you felt his hands slide across your middle under the water. The tongues giving a gentle, meant to be reassuring, lick every so often as they travelled across until you were wrapped in his embrace.

"you're worried I wont come back"

"....i...."

"its okay" Deidara began kissing your cheek lovingly "I worry about it sometimes too...usually in the middle of a bad situation...but I still go through it as well"
you nodded quietly

"you...wanted something to keep me alive...right? even if I was gone then a part of me continued"

Again, your words failed you as you began to grow more depressed at the thoughts and tears gathered in your lashes

Deidara was quiet for a long while, and just as you were going to excuse yourself from the very evident rejection, Deidara pulled you taught against his body

"just...don't let them be like tobi"

"h-huh?" you blinked surprised by his reaction, glancing back you saw the embarrassed grin

"how many do you need?" he chuckled out "I doubt we have enough time for any more than a few with how the plans are moving along...unless you get more than on in a pregnancy..."
you felt the steady burn in your face before the world spun

"n-now...?!"

"sure why not? I mean we're only losing time for you to have a piece of us together for-hey! (name)?!"

him calling out to you was the last thing you heard before you fainted from the embarrassment.

Itachi:

you had been tying to figure out how he'd react. With everything that went down with his clan...you felt the idea would be almost taboo...yet here you were craving something that might indeed harm your doting lover.

"if you keep it all bottled up, it will eat you alive." Itachi called from behind his book. "just tell m-"

"let's have kids"

"-e....eeee...wait what?" Itachi dropped his book delayed for a moment before he picked the paper literature up carefully and cautiously

"I uh..." you fidgeted in your spot

"what did you say...?" he asked almost in a whisper of a voice.

"I want a kiss" you fibbed embarrassed

Itachi stared at you and sat the book down

"that is NOT what you said"

"it is" you pressed

Itachi huffed softly, almost inaudibly at you

"if you think I didn't say that then what did you hear"

"why do you want children?" Itachi asked leaning a bit forward and giving you his 100% undivided attention.
every little muscle movement he was now hyper aware of. There was no getting out of this now

"look, i...i get how this might be touchy for you...b-but..." you wrung your fingers over and over until he reached out and grabbed them. Secured within his grasp, your fingers were forced to still...

"go on"

"i know that things are getting more and more serious...the risks are higher and the chances of something unthinkable happening is growing as well. I know you will have to face Sasuke again too..."

Itachi nodded quietly agreeing to your points and his thumbs rubbing soothing circles into the back of your palms
"and..."

"and i...I realise this is hardly the right situation for this kind of ask. But there may not be any other for us."

"you're right, this isn't the best place for any child"

you winced a bit at his words

"however, you are also right in the thought that there isn't any other choice at this time. I do need to see Sasuke again. I may not make it throug-...i'm sorry I know those words hurt you" he smiled sadly and kissed your left hand's knuckles

you nodded and felt your nose sniff when you went to breathe. you must've been starting.to cry and hadn't noticed yet.

"i wont lie...i think a family with you would be the most beautiful thing to witness that i could ever be blessed with"

you felt heat travel in your face from his swoon-worthy words

"but...think about this. They will be Uchiha like Sasuke and I. They will not have an easy life. Were I to die, you would be stuck with that child or children and trying to fend on your own. You won't have help, for I have nobody for you to go to" he said sadly "has things been different...I would have smuggled you to my mother...I would have left you with her, or even had Lord Third ensure your safety. But none of those opportunities exist anymore"

"you've told me before that not all gain the power of the sharingan"

"that is true...but with the affinity being strong in my direct family...chances would be high that they would inherit that as well. You may have individuals hunt you for the child's power...would that not be too cruel a fate for you to bare alone?"

you could tell by his words that he had thought about having a family before as well, at least a few times to have thought of so many potential dangers...plus...with the sad far away look - you could easily read that he also craved and wanted that family with you.

"Itachi..."you called softly stealing his attention back to you "I wouldn't care how tough it was. So long as I had you with me, even just a little piece of you. Just the exisance of something that is part you is enough to make me happier than any other on this planet"

Itachi began to tear up at your words, his face now matching your own emotional one before he pulled you in close and kissed you like you were in one of those great love stories.

"i love you"

Sasori:

"I was thinking something the other day" he began

you sat in his lap eating some candy as he continued with his work.
normally he would only tolerate the closeness while he worked for a short time before he'd move you to beside him...today seemed to be different

"you're always thinking" you teased "was it something that Deidara did that bothered you?"

he shook his head in response
"you know how i try my best to make things last. To make my artistic vision eternal"

"yes" you looked back at him

"I was thinking of a way that some people keep that eternity in a simple way"

"oh traditions"

"not quite" he chuckled setting his tools down and wrapping his arms around you "something a tad bit more intimate"

"hmmm...marriage?"

sasori thought for a moment then kissed your cheek sweetly
"that helps, but I was talking about something else"

"then what?"

"they have children. Parts of them are brought forward by generations and they then get to remain forever by those traits passed down"

you was surprised that Sasori would bring up a topic like this...and was even more surprised that he would want children, you always thought he'd hate children because they're generally noisy and needy things

"you want that...?" you asked quietly

"i think having part of us intertwined forever would be one of the most beautiful forms of art life could offer"

Kakuzu:

"alright, I've checked the budget twenty times over. I've made ten different possible ways this spenditure could go down and I have taken into consideration you possibly spoiling it and guilting me into porking more over"

you looked up from your book on your shared bed. With a raised brow, cocked in confusion, you lowered the pages
"kakuzu"

"yeah"

"the fuck are you talking about"

you stared at each other for a good 3 minutes before he huffed and rolled hos eyes

"you're the one that wanted to have a kid"

"wh-?!" you sputtered out feeling your face burn bright. "THE HECK IS THAT COMING FROM, YOU GEEZER?!"

"YOU KEEP POINTING ATTENTION AT THE GREMLINS AND TALKING ABOUT THEM! ANY SANE MAN WOULD BE ABLE TO PICK UP ON THOSE NOTIONS EASILY!" he yelled back

"I WASN-"

"SO I SPENT THE LAST 3 WEEKS, WHEN I HAD FREE TIME, BUDGETING TO FIT A KID IN FOR YOU"

you paused eyes wide in shock by his words

"y-you...really did that?"

now it was his turn to blush
"w-well, yeah. you seemed to want one so I just did some more calculations than normal, d-don't make a big deal out of it"

and yet he was just making it a big deal moments ago...you couldn't help letting the giggle escape as you thought this.

"shut up, maybe I don't want a kid with you now!" he yelled embarrassed and slamming the door

"kakuzu...you just locked yourself in the bathroom..." you giggled out

"I KNOW THAT!"

Tobi: 

"do you even know what you're asking for...?" you asked curiously

Tobi had dived into your shared room not all but 20 minutes ago. Rushing out words like they were going out fo style in his high pitched tone that made your ears want to bleed from the sheer screechiness. Most was incomprehensible but some you did get.

Namely the parts implying he wanted kids with you.

"yes! Tobi is a good boy and knows exsatly how kids work!" he said so cheerful that you could almost see the circular blushy mark under his eye hole

You could feel sweat drip down the side of your face

"yes, but seriously. Serious, serious. Children are a big responsibility. Its not something to take so lightly" you said in a scolding tone

If he was going to play around with that voice and persona then you were going into shut down idea mode. There was no way to even entertain the idea when you already were parenting your lover.

Why on earth would you want a whole nother individual who was more needy, and rightfully so, and more fragile than him??

He was very obviously pouting – well obvious to you. The rest of his body language told you so – in a way in which only you could decipher from being so close to him.

And then there was the stare off.

One you were sure, you would win...

But then...

The sharingan showed itself and only a fraction of a moment later did that deeper voice

"(name)" he called out softly straightening his posture "I'm not joking around"

However you would not be swayed. Looking away from him with your arms crossed, you answered

"how can you expect another answer from me with you acting the fool 90% of the time? I have to chase after you until you decide to pull your big boy pants on. How can you want to pile more on my plate by wanting a child?"

The two of you went back and forth with points, feelings, wants, and disagreeances for a good hour. By the hour's end you were teary eyed, Tobi was kneeling in front of you and holding your hands delicately and staring up at you with that mysterious kekki genkai.

"it's not that I don't want any..." you mumbled out with a sniffle

"well, I'm glad for that" he chuckled softly

"but I seriously don't understand how we can make it work, because I swear, tobi, I am not being a parent to you and a child"

You heard a very audible, deep set sigh, before he pulled you closer and nuzzled his head to your chest

"well, I promise you, love...soon there will be no need for you to do so. "tobi" will not be staying much longer. Then it will be myself, as I am speaking to you now, from then on"

Somehow...it didn't settle your thoughts as much as he probably thought it would...

Zetsu:

"you love taking care of things, right?" you asked suddenly

You and Zetsu were hanging out in his little garden section while he was caring for his plants. The location had been surrounded by silence for some time and while it was comforting to your beau – it was deafening for you.

"...I suppose..." white Zetsu mumbled confusion easily heard in his tone

"some things are not worth caring for – you are an exception" black zetsu added only a moment later

"well, what about little things?" you pressed

"little things-"

"like an animal? A chipmunk or something??"

Zetsu seemed a bit more confused with your pressing of whatever was in your mind. He turned from the flowerbed he was watering and his eyes cautiously took you in

"something a tad bigger than that"

"this is infuriating. Just spit it out" the darker half spat out quite annoyed by your dancing around the topic

"please" the lighter added softly

"I want to have kids with you"

"what...?!" both zetsu gaped dropping their watering can

"I mean if you really don't want to then it's fine. I was just thinking-"

"(n-)"

"-and you take such good care of all these plants, each with individual and very personalised needs a-"

"wai-"

"(nam-)"

"and things aren't esactly kosher with all the missions and I don't know what I'd do if I lost you-"

Zetsu was just steaming himself with the sheer amount of blush combined on his cheeks with swirly comical eyes

"...uhm...z-zetsu...? You listening to me...?" you paused with a blink

"..."

"zetsu...????"