Kisame:

It was deplorable, the months that you were forced to live without your beloved giant of a man. You slowly became more and more detached from the others as your missing him became too much for you to handle and as such you’d spend most of your time in your shared room cuddled up with one of his shirts.

So when the door opened, you growled angrily thinking that Deidara had come to try and convince you to come out again.

“fuck off Deidara. I don’t wanna leave my room. And NO I don’t care if it’s gonna be another like five months until Kisame comes back. I’m waiting right here and that’s it”

Your bitching was only met with a deep chuckle though – which only irked you further. Turning your head to scream and bitch louder your lips were hushed mid breath by another pair of lips.

You let out a small whimper recognizing just who it was as you heard him groan softly

“i-I missed you…!” you sniffled turning into a blubbering mess as your long ‘lost’ boyfriend wrapped his much larger arms around your small frame pulling you into his chest before he dropped onto the bed

“I missed you too…I’m sorry you waited so long” he mumbled kissing your temple gently

“you’re home early!” you giggle-hiccuped as tears flew down your cheeks in happiness

“yeah, I’m home” Kisame grinned cuddling you happily

Hidan:

You were fine, really you were. Well, for the first three months at least. During that time, the fact that Hidan was gone was fairly easy on you. Once you got over the fact he was gone, you actually laid back and relaxed finally able to do entirely what you want without him bitching about something not being done or he did something that you then had to fix. For the first three months that is.

After that, as if a button was hit, you became increasingly violent and bitchy. Well, more so than normal. You terribly missed the perverted asshole you had come to adore. The others tried their best to stay out of your way, knowing that it was all aimed at the fact that Hidan was left – therefore he was the one you were really angry at. But as the months dragged on your anger began to fiz down…until you moped around in an almost robot like state. You didn’t eat much and worried constantly – which lead you to terrible nightmares and that led to insomnia and anxiety.

It got so bad that Pein had made the others keep a close eye on you, and every two days you had to spend the day glued to another member’s hip practically as you were starting to make the leader of the Akatsuki nervous that you’d do something moronic and drastic.

Tonight you were laying in bed fast asleep until nightmares launched you into a fit of screaming bloody murder. You somehow recognized your door being broke down and warmth wrapped around you. Someone was screaming to you – but you couldn’t hear them.

“fucking hell! Wake the fuck up!!!”

Your eyes, shot h=open and focused on dark violet eyes as you imeadiately bgan sobbing like a child

“hidaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!” you wailed clinging to him

“fuck!” he yelled falling into bed and on top of you “heh, if you’re that eager to jump my bon-“

“you died again!!!” you sobbed into his neck your body wracked with sobs and was shaking terrible

“…you know I can’t die (name)…” he sighed softly petting your hair and kissing just under your eyes in a (for once) sweet attempt to hush you “damn, you turned into a mess after I left…huh”

“don’t leave ever again….!” You wailed

“I won’t” he mumbled softly tucking you both into bed

Deidara:

You were a mess the entire time that Deidara was gone. It was as if you were going through a loved one’s death more so than merely being separated.

You moped around and seemed to cry at the drop of a hat. And when your hat dropped, you did indeed cry your eyes out. Deidara was like your sun and it was like a cursed eternal winter without him. The other Akatsuki members attempted to appease your sorrow with little gifts and trinkets that they knew you liked. Candy, your favourite food, cute little hair pieces, books, movies, cds. And for a short time you were occupied from your pain and were able to be comforted by the item(s). but once you finished with them, you went straight back into your deep dark depression.

The last three weeks, you had taken to swearing all of deidara’s clothes. It seemed to help you cope with his absence so nobody really said anything about it.

“she’s been pretty messed up the whole time” you heard someone say in a hushed tone as you sat in Deidara and your room on the little couch watching yet another Disney movie – this one being the most recent one that Itachi brought you back from his mission, Dumbo. He was hesitant giving it to you unsure if it’d make you feel better or worse as it was a fairly sad movie.

“well, I’ll fix that” you heard another voice say in determination although very exhausted. Your eyes and mind were glued on the screen unable to process who was actually talking.

“hey…” the voice mumbled softly sitting beside you and pulling you into their lap. Kisses were littered all over your head, temple, forehead and cheek before a cheek nuzzled against your cheek and a hand rubbed soothing circles on your hip “I missed you so bad yeah…”

You peeked up sniffling before you quickly turned, tackling Deidara over and burying your face in his chest

“d-don’t cry! I’m gonna cry!!!” he yelled but you could hear his nose get stuffy as he began to cry too

“I’m so happy you’re back!!!”

Itachi:

Waiting for ITachi was nothing short of torture. At first you moped then you got vengeful yelling randomly about his ‘rules’ then breaking them – for example eating dessert for breakfast. But after you got through that phase you just tried to function the best you could. As such, you walked about like a little robot. You didn’t smile, at any pointo f the day. You did your chores, went on missions, insisted on making supper every night then leaving everyone in the dining room to eat in your room with the door locked.

You would reread his letters, and often would ask Pein if ITachi had contacted him yet. If he told you ‘yes’, you were ina better mood for the res to fhte night, but if not then you seemed to become even more depressed.

You sat in the living room, it was four in the morning and since you couldn’t seelp, had decided to eat breakfast. And feeling like there was no point in making bfast you decided, somehow, that baking a big fancy cake was much simpler. So here you were sitting on the couch with a plate in your hand with a ridiculously huge piece of cake sitting on it. Fork in your mouth, you didn’t bother to even blink when you heard the door open – assuming it was either Hidan or Kakuzu as they both recently left for missions.

“the one and only thing, I specifically expressed…” a tired but amused tone snorted behind you.

You ignored it puffing your cheeks out and stuffing another fork of cake into your mouth

Hands slid down your arms before the left hand took your plate and set it down. Both arms wrapped around you and pulled you close. You closed your right eye as a cheek was rubbed softly against yours.

“hmph…!” you huffed pouting

Itachi chuckled softly kissing your cheek

“you have icing all over your face…~” he cooed “I missed you”

“I missed you too” you smiled happily “I’m happy you’re home”

Kakuzu:

You moved EVERYTHING.  All in spite of him leaving, of course.

You literally touched every. Single. Thing in the room. Especially his things. Knowing Kakuzu would be pissed off to no end. But serves him right – or so you thought.

After the month it took to moved absolutely everything, including the nails and pictures that were on the walls, you then took to spending the money your scruge of a boyfriend left you. Which was mostly used on icecream.

And as fast as that went. You weren’t gonna lie, was worth it.

You then received his letter, and only for a brief, and I mean brief, moment thought maybe, MAYBE, you should fix everything. But you actually liked it better this way anyways. The room was cleaner and looked bigger with it being organized as such.

But as time continued to drag on, you began to get annoyed and a bit depressed that Kakuzu hadn’t returned. Thus you gave up waiting.

Which of course meant, you were far from prepared for when he returned home.

“(NAME)!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR SKINNY BROKE ASS IN HERE THIS INSTANT!”

You flinched hearing his booming voice but happily skipped over like an unsuspecting puppy to their angry owner. But you were nowhere near ignorant about what you were gonna get for your behaviour.

In fact, you were sure that you’d be fine.

Meeting up to your grouchy boyfreidn you gave him a cheeky grin and kissed his cheek – earning you an annoyed hum.

“I told you to put it all back” he grumbled in a less angry tone

“I know” you smiled grabbing his hand “more room for fun” you giggled draggin him inside the room

“I knew you missed me” he chuckled softly

Sasori:

At first, you sobbed and wailed like a baby for hours on end.

That is…at first.

Once you got over the fact that crying excessively wasn’t going to bring your puppet man home you quickly turned heel on that plan. You became a brat.

A terrible brat. Being very childish and almost vindictive – it was as if you were punishing the rest of the aktasuki for the lack of attention and, of course, in general of Sasori. This made the Aktasuki realize how much they were grateful for the redhead to keep you at bay before. You repeatedly would mess with things such as hiding Deidara’s clay in Tobi’s boxer drawer, hitting Samehada with a wooden plank (which of course, nobody could figure out just WHERE you got said plank), you covered all of Itachi’s sweets with sour sugar and salt, threw out Hidan’s hair products and, as if you were tempting death itself, you threw Kakuzu’s money into a large fan which scattered it across the entire base.

Your lengthy and large tantrum halted for a few weeks once you received Sasori’s letter and instead you became weepy again. You constantly watched chick flicks and demanded sweets as well. But once again, you ended up morphing into your demon child self.

This, of course, is when Sasori came home…he stopped at the base entrance hearing you screaming and the others screaming bloody murder trying to stay away from you – only to hear you start to wail. He waited a few moments hoping you’d calm yourself down. In reality he hoped you did such on your own when he originally left 10 months ago…thus was awaiting a result to the mini test.

Once the noise halted entirely, he entered the place only to find you curled up in a ball, in one of his sweaters asleep by the door. He frowned his eyes full of emotion knowing you were waiting by the door for him before he scooped you into his arms and carried you into your shared room. He continuously peppered your face with kisses and whispered sweet words to you until you woke up. Which then he was assaulted by your shrieking and sobbing of happiness.

Not that he’d let anyone see, but he was happy and near tears himself – having missed you terribly

“I told you I’d be back, I am forever yours (name)” he smiled kissing you properly

Tobi:

You actually, for the most part, enjoyed your time alone – without your clingy boyfriend. As the months dragged on you got lonely though and missed him terribly. But it wasn’t as bad as most girls would be like. You got updates from Pein on his progress and letters every now and then so you knew he was alright.

When he came home, you had fallen asleep on the couch watching his favourite movie and curled up in his favourite blanket. Seeing you in his absolute favourite things, he whined and mussed you around until he was comfty laying against you and you both were in the blanket.

You woke up to the feel of his soft lips pressed against your own before they began to get a bit too needy

“you know, if you’re going to greet me like that, then you should just carry me into bed~” you teased kissing his forehead “I’m happy you’re in one piece”

“Tobi is glad you’re happy…and I missed you very bad. I love you” he mumbled kissing you before he promptly rushed you both into your shared room

Zetsu:

Wellp.

You tried to keep the damn near thousand plants that Zetsu owned alive. Most of the flora survived, but a few died – much to your anguish. Zetsu’s plants were like his children and you knew he’d be devastated. The four Orchids died within the second month that he was gone, even the rare one that he expressed was very hard to find.

Thus you spent a majority of your time trying to find replacements. To no avail.

Which then made you super pissed – and thus started fights. You were fairly trigger happy when it came to fighting anyways and a good deal of the time, Zetsu would narrowly save your ass in the end. But without him there…

Well, you ended up with four broken ribs and six other broken bones across your body…but Hidan was missing his voicebox and a few precious items that belonged below his belt…Kakuzu had stepped in stopping the immortal from slaughtering you as he owed Zetsu a favor.

When Zetsu returned home, he found you in bed with the covers barely on your form. You were covered head to toe in dirt, and various attempts to fix his orchids were evident in the room. He frowned as his two sides eyed the bruises across your torso where broken bones had yet to fully heal

“what an idiot. Well, at least she tried to fix the orchids…” his white half sighed disappointed “that one took twelve years to even start to bloom…now we’ll never see it’s petals…”

Both zetsu’s complained thoroughly but once they calmed down curled up with you in bed and showered you with praise and mostly sweet words

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srry for being dead for so long
lots of stress and writers block for both stories

i actually have just been binge reading Laxus x reader, akatsuki x reader (which i rarely pay attention to any save for Hidan and Kisame lol theyre my favs :3)

and just getting through life lol

i did manage to get a bit of inspiration and did three!!

this is the first then i got 17 and 18 which Im posting now

XoxO