this one's on the long side lol

Kisame:

Kisame woke up to a peculiar sound...it was a strange banging noise. Being half-asleep he meerly rolled to his other side and yawning, grasped for you. But a perplexed frown etched its way onto his face as he grasped again.

Nothing still.

He swatted around your side of bed and STILL NOTHING. So Finally FINALLY he peeked open an eye to see the empty messy sheets that once held your form.

Groaning, he rubbed his eye and looked up leaning on his other forearm. The room was void of any other life. To this, he pouted. Where did his (name) go?

That's when he heard it again, the banging. Grumbling he got up, out of bed, nad teetered to the door. Just as he reached for the handle he heard your voice.

"H-hidan...!" you called out in a whine yet there was a slight purr to your voice.

That idiot flirt was putting the moves on HIS (NAME)!!!!

Kisame's face grew dark his brows furrowing and his lips twisting in a snarl. He ripped the door open a roar lodged in his throat as he started before him.

"oh! Morning Kisa!" you smiled with a sleepy-yet relaxed look on your face.

The large ex-mist nin's face exploded in a light purple hue as he smashed a face into his face.

"Babe? What's wrong??" you blinked before shivering and moaning softly as Itachi scratched your back.

Here, all this time, Kisame had though you were off doing...THAT...with Hidan. Instead, you were on the couch as Itachi scratched an itch you couldn't reach while Hidan was smashing into things trying to kill Tobi.

"Babe???" you called confused.

Hidan:

"haha! That's hilarious! I can't believe he did that!!!" you laughed

Hidan's brow twitched as he walked behind you ad his partner

"yeah, he's pretty stupid" Kakuzu chuckled as you laughed again

"I mean, seriously?! Who'd do that?!" you laughed loudly

Hidan growled just WHAT was SO damn funny?! This entire trip, all you've done...IS TALK AND LAUGH WITH KAKUZU!!!

You barely glanced his way, and HE was your boyfriend. NOT KAKUZU!

"hey (name)" Hidan grumbled

Not that you heard him, you continued to laugh to something his partner said

"(name)" he called again

But again you didn't hear him

"OI BITCH!" he screamed gaining both your and Kakuzu's attention and the two of you to stop and turn his way

"Hidan." You snapped "I am NOT a bitch. And I won't respond to you calling me such."

"oh and I suppose Kakuzu doesn't say that huh?!" he raged flailing his arms a bit in his anger

"no...?" his masked partner blinked before smirking behind his mask and excusing himself to go on a head without the two fo you

"Hidan, what the fuck...?" you crossed you arms glaring up at your lover

Hidan's face was red, anger and a bit of embaressment mixed upon his cheeks, his eyes glaring down at his feet and a well defined pout on tugging his lips down.

"look at me" you commanded – yet your tone was more confusion and frustration that anything

"what? If you like the old fucker more, then be with him" Hidan grouched

To this, you blinked taken aback from the shot at you but once the silence continued your shocked expression melted into a smirk

"...hidan...?"

"yeah what" he grouched

"are you jelly?" you grinned arms crossed as you stared up at your lover

"FUCK NO" he yelled stomping past you following Kakuzu – but you didn't miss the bright crimson blush smeared across his cheeks as you followed behind with a slight skip in your step

"he's jeeee~lly!♪ he's jeeeeelllyy~♪" you sang as you skipped

Deidara:

Deidara had been looking for you ALL day since he came back from his early morning mission. Not that he could find a single shred of evidence you currently existed...and it was driving him INSANE.

"she usually doesn't go too far...especially when I'm on a mission" he mumbled to himself as he rounded the corner past Itachi's room when he heard familiar giggling "hm?" he blinked before leaning closer to the door. He could hear movement inside and muffled voices.

"if we...could do it...without anyone knowing..."

"..." Deidara's eyes narrowed as he strained to hear the conversation

"I don't know Itachi...someone would hear...besides Deidara's should come home soon..."

Rage boiled under his clear complection as he screamed, slammed his foot into the ground and blew the door off the hinges. But the sight before him wasn't what he had expected.

"dei! When'd you get home?" you grinned "see? I told you I know when he's coming home!" you cheerfully giggled at Itachi who merely stared at the blonde with a skeptical look.

"wh-?! What are you doing ing here!!!" he demanded a blush starting to creep unto his cheeks

"NCIS" Itachi replied with a brow raised his painted nail pointing at the tv where the next episode began

"yeah! I was just telling Itachi that if we watch the next episode, then I think that the cops could sneak in nabb that creep and sneak out with him without anyone realizing!" you grinned and imeadiately the bomber's shoulders slumped

He had only heard PARTS of the convo...not pausing due to secrecy.

"dei...?" you blinked confused hearing him groan in embaressment

"you should go tend to Deidara, (name), we'll watch the next episode tomorrow" Itachi smiled softly patting your head before you skipped to your embaressed blonde and lead him out

"okay see you!" you waved to the raven haired male then turned to your love "I don't see why you needed to make such a dramatic entry, but I'm glad you're home...~"

Itachi:

Itachi had been acting odd all week. It was strange...

He was either glued to you, to the point it had gotten on your nerves a few times, or he was watching you like a parent eagle eye's their children in public to ensure their safety.

But you weren't a child nor were you out in public – I mean you'd be out but nowhere that'd you'd consider the gaurding necessary.

He also seemed to have some sort of beef with his giant partner.

"-are you listening to me?" kisame's voice called out annoyed dragging you from your thoughts.

You looked up to him with a sheepish smile. The much larger man was holding onto your biceps and was much further in than you were.

"I'm sorry Kisame, and here you are teaching me to swim and everything...I can't even pay attention" you sighed pouting a tad "I'll pay attention now!"

The shark-man chuckled shaking his head a tad at your behaviour

"alright, Kiddo." He said affectinately before he backed up into the water's deptths a bit further "just don't drown"

"that's why you're here you know" you shot back playfully kicking your legs, like he taught you

"alright, that's good. We're going a bit further then I'm lettign go of you" he warned taking another step back. The water now up to his chest whereas it was well over your head at this point – hence why you were kicking your little feet furiously.

It was then he let go of you and backed up just enough o give you space. You were staying a float, but you weren't really going anywhere.

Well, you weren't until something touched your foot and your body froze in panic. And with a

Gulp

You disappeared under the water.

Itachi had just rounded the corner to come snatch you back from his partner when- OH HOLD UP

The uchiha growled under his breath stomping over to the water's edge.

"hey Itachi!" Kisame grinned as he held you up

The raven-haired male only seemed to blow a gasket.

There you were. His girlfriend in his partner's arms. Both of your bodies were glued to the other was your face was flushed and you were gasping for air as if...

As if...

AS IF...

"I'll be taking my girlfriend now, Kisame" itachi spat reaching over and snatching you up into his arms then quickly stomping off "refrain from looking in her general direction in the future" he calle dover his shoudler to a VERY confused blue-skinned male.

"i-itachi...?" you whimpered out a tad frightened by this sudden agression

"did he touch you?" he growled

"...huh...?" you blinked

"did he touch you"

"oh, uhm...I guess. I mean he had his arms around my-" you began nonchalantly only to get cut off imeadiately

"I don't want to know what he touched. He touched you and that is enough to perish for"

"wha-?" your mouth hung agape

Were you even hearing this right?!

WERE YOU EVEN AWAKE?!

"itachi?" you called softly

"yes, my love?"

"Kisame was teaching me to swim" you said with brows knitted in confusion still.

Your lover halted, his body froze in a second as he creaked his head robotically down to look fully at you

"that's all?" he asked in a hushed tone

"yeah" you sweatdropped

It was then he rushed off to your shared room muttering under his breath...

Something about being blind with jelousy...

Kakuzu:

Lit spending any time with the others.

Hanging with itachi?

FORGET IT

Watching jaws with Kisame?

nada

Wrestling with Hidan over snacks?

Fuck that

Talking about art to sasori and dei?

Ha! Nooooope

Playing hide and seek with Tobi and Zetsu

Nuh uh

None of that shit is tolerated in jelly days.

Kakuzu lit picks you up under the arms like a child and walks away with you. Much to your annoyance and dismay.

Sasori:

Spending time with Deidara instead. Sasori is VERY sore when you choose to spend time with others over him, your beloved and possibly doting boyfriend, but when you hang out with the younger artist with an extremely different veiw on art...well, he went from sore and sour to calm-rage.

I say calm rage because, nobody would notice his change in behaviour had they not been close to the puppeteer. You could spot it fairly easily, and he'd try to to hide it – oh boy did he try to hide it. He didn't want to allow such a nasty and disgusting emotion to swallow him whole.

...

But when he'd stare with a twitching brow and a scrunched up nose as he walked by you and Deidara...

Well, let's just say it wasn't exactly hidden...

Tobi:

Chilling with Sasori is actually the ultimate betrayl to the childish pumpkin coloured mask wearing man. Surprisingly, or maybe not, Tobi was actually really worried that you would prefer someone who was more mature and collected like the red-head over his extreme, bouncy and loud personality. He'd cling more to you if he noticed you and the puppet master hanging around each other 'too much'. Which didn't ever help his argument.

He always seemed more and more childish no matter how he tried to work things out and coax you to his side rather than his superior's.

Eventually, he'd just cave. He'd drop down to the floor and wail like a child overwhelmed, frustrated and out of ideas to keep you loyal. (even though you'd never turn your back on him)

It'd be up to you to calm his ass down and give twelve hours of cuddle therepy.

Zetsu:

The tv...

Zetsu hates sharing you with the tv.

Which just so happens to be something you frequently sit before. Be it for a video game, movie or tv show you've gotten hooked on.

But if you stay too long , he'll rush over and remove you from it's radio waves.

If calling for you doesn't work, he'll poke.

If poking doesn't work, it's tugging your arm.

Tugging isn't working? Then he's taking all the blankets nad pillows.

Still not budging? He's trying to pry you off the couch.

If that's not working then he stands in front of the tv.

If THAT doesn't work... he eats the tv. And you get a very loud and angry earful from Kakuzu.

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I got one more then you guys have to starve again for another chapter :P

not on purpose I swear!!!

XoxO