Guys halp, I'm starting to run out of ideas. If anyone has an idea please feel free to share/request. I just don't want to put a 'asks you to marry him' out quite yet. Because...like after that I have a feeling I'm going to just get into family stuff and it just get more and more scarce or harder to write.

I'd also like to say quickly how sorry I am for having so little for Zetsu and Tobi but I am sincerely trying. Sometimes I've had the entire part done but it doesn't get published for weeks to months because I'm trying to figure out what to write for those two. Most times I give up and I really am sorry for those who came here to read about them.

Plus when we get into the whole settling down affair, there will most likely be spoilers from the series ^^;

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Kisame:

Some would think the large blue man, sometimes called the monster of the mist, would never have anything to worry about that could form a nightmare. You'd know those people to be dead wrong.

Now, Kisame didn't have a nightmare all that often...in fact over the almost year and a half that you've been an item there's only ever been 4 that you could remember. He often would wake up startled and would try to convince you that everything was fine. On the seldom time he woke himself out of said nightmare without waking you in the process, he'd go to the living room and not return to bed.

So when you had woken up in the middle of the night to rough jostling of the bed and incoherent mumbling, you woke yourself up and looked to your man.

He was drenched in sweat and was moving quite a bit.

"kisa" you called out gently and moved a pillow to shield your hand as you tried to snap him out of it. Last time he woke up violently and had bit you accidentally and wanting to avoid the dramatics of the whole thing decided some fluff would be your armor.

It took some time but he finally snapped out of it and quickly looked about gasping

"w-what...?" he breathed out still in a panick

"you had a nightmare...you're okay now" you smiled leaning over and kissing him sweetly

Quickly he wrapped his arms around you protectively

"don't leave okay? Just stay here and do go ever" it was more of a plead than a command and your gaze softened even more hearing desperation in his tone.

You had an idea what the nightmare was about now...

Hidan:

You frowned staring at your lover tossing and turning with a pained expression on his face. It hurt you to see him in so much distress...

You were sure that those that were enemies of the Akatsuki would think that someone like him with his quirks would sleep like a fucking baby- okay maybe he usually did...but he had bad night's too...

"hidan" you called out softly still mostly asleep yourself

He mumbled something incoherent back to you and bit his lip drawing blood and turning into his skeletal form. You knew it was a really bad dream for that to happen

"hidan, come-on wake up" you woke yourself up more and grabbed his shoulder and shook it.

His arms lashed out swatting and clawing at whatever monster he was seeing and started to scream

You quickly launched on top of him and pinned his arms down before gently pressing your lips to his

This made his whole body go ridged but his fighting stopped and slowly the dark black form covering most of his body was beginning to wane.

"hidan, I'm right here" you mumbled softly kissing him again

He seemed to wake up at this point and made an odd almost whisper sound before he overpowered your hands and wrapped his arms around you securely

"fucking hell" he grumbled hiding his face in your neck

You just hummed softly to him and littered his face with kisses – wherever wasn't obscured by your pose.

Deidara:

You wren't aware of the nightmare at first. At first

You were sleeping quite soundly and happily but when you got bit by the hands of your loving boyfriend you woke up with a jolt of surprise.

Surprise quickly turned to anger and grabbing your pillow you whipped around to nail him in the head good for that.

But you froze.

There was your happy little artist all curled up in pain and tears just starting to fall from his eyes. His hair was a mess, it was literally everywhere and he was squirming all over mumbling something over and over

"Deidara, wake up" you tossed your pillow away and quickly scurried closer to try and wake him up.

You kissed his face and shook his shoulder and called out to him but it didn't seem to help.

Being so close now, you could hear he was sobbing out your name over and over. That gave you a pretty solid clue as to what the nightmare involved. Your sad gaze washed over him as you grabbed his hands and kissed the back of them.

You winced as the teeth on his palms latched onto your skin and easily were drawing blood but you held on.

"Deidara, baby, wake up...it's just a dream. I'm right here. I'm holding your hands" you called out again bumping your forhead gently against his

It took a few more minutes of coaxing and calling but he eventually woke up and as soon as his eyes locked onto you he started to wail and clung tightly to you

"d-don't ever go anywhere without me. You got that, yeah?! There's...there's so much..." he whimpered against your chest.

"I'm not going anywhere" you reassured softly. Your hands could wait until he was okay...

Itachi:

"Itachi Uchiha...for your crimes.."

Itachi watched in horror and unable to move as he was held down by multiple jutsus.

"please, kill me, I slaughtered my clan. (name) didn't do anything" he pleaded as he saw you sadly smiling back to him.

You were so close...but so far away. He sobbed trying to wiggle out of their hold as he watched you continue to smile tears flowing down your own cheeks as the axe came falling down towards your head

"being with you is crime punishable enough"

You knew none of this.

You had been awaken from your sleep from itachi's screaming your name and thrashing about in the bed. It wasn't uncommon for the Uchiha to have nightmares...but never were they this vocal or violent.

"itachi?" you called out sitting up in the bed fully and tossing the sheets off "itachi, its okay"

"itachi, its okay" you said to him before closing your eyes the axe hitting your neck and decapitating you

Itachi jolted up with a scream and somehow activated amatarasu on your poor dresser

"ITACHI!" you yelled tackling him over and trying to hold him down the best you could

"You'll pay for killing her!!!!" he yelled in a frenzy.

He was still mostly asleep.

"I'M NOT DEAD!" you screamed back in his face as loud as you could.

You could hear the others scrambling about in the rooms nearby from the shouting.

His eyes quelled down to their comforting dark hue as he looked about flustered. His breath was labourous and his eyes kept darting around. Until...they landed on you

"(name)..." he whimpered quickly pulling you close to his chest "oh, (name)...I love you...I love you so much" he rushed out in a cracking voice

You heard the door open and saw the familiar blue spike of hair

"you guys alright?" kisame's voice called out in an oddly quiet tone.

Unable to get away from itachi's hold, not that you wanted to, you held a thumb up. The door promptly shut after and you could hear Kisame calming the others down outside the room.

Kakuzu:

Kakuzu's nightmares usually were his money being missing or someone blowing the entire base up...because, ya know...he'd have to then spend all his money to fix it.

For once...that was half true.

Now you at first thought the nightmare he was experiencing was about his money as he held that stupid money bag cushion you had gotten him tightly to his chest screeching...but that idea took a 180 when he screamed

"FINE TAKE IT ALL, JUST GIVE HER BACK NOW"

You had never felt so flattered in your entire life...despite the whole fact it was a nightmare that your poor old fart was being tormented to.

"kakuzu...you're fine. Your money is safe" you cooed patting his arm, you couldn't help a slight giggle escaping your lips despite the awful event this was.

But he kept shouting. His string tendrils starting flying about and smacking everything. They even broke his side table...he was gonna be upset about that when he woke up, well, at least it was his fault this time and not yours...

"kaku!" you yelled this time shielding yourself from his barrage of attacks towards the aggressors in the nightmare.

It wasn't working.

But you knew what would.

You rushed out of the room and into the kitchen grabbing the wok and speeding by a VERY confused Konan

"(name), honey...? What are you doing with the-"

BONG!!!

"WAKE THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!!" YOU SCREAMED

BONG!!!!!! 

BONG!!!!! 

BONG!!!!

"son of a BITCH! (name)! stop destroying the FUCKING HOUSE!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, FUCKING HIDAN?!"

Konan stared at Kakuzu and your door with an unamused look and turned back to her book shaking her head

"they're all fucking insane here...I need to get better friends..."

Sasori:

They went up in flame one by one. The in processes. The new ones. Then the spares. Then lord third. Then hiruko.

Sasori tried his best to stop them from combusting but everything he did was in vain. He couldn't stop them from burning.

"sasori~" your voice chimed from behind him and fearfully, he turned around to see you bright and happy

"(name)" he held his arms out for you and you rushed towards him but then flame ensnared your form

"s-sasori! Help! Ah!!!! It hurts!!!! Stop it!!!" you cried out in pain

"no! (name)!!!!!" he screamed running over to you. The flames seemed to not hurt him in the least as he held your burning form. Your skin was turning to ash and he couldn't do anything. He tried to pat out the flames the best he could as his heart was being shattered in a thousand pieces "(name), please. Please, don't die"

"ngh....Sasori....shhhh...slepping" you mumbled swatting at him as you cuddled into your pillow more

"(name)!!!!" he cried out loudly and sorrowfully.

You jumped up at the sudden scare and looked about. What the hell did you do that could've made him mad while asleep???

Your gaze landed on Sasori squirming about before his body shot up and he, panting hard, glared you down

"w-what....?" You squeaked and cowered a bit away "I was just sleeping...!" tears welled up in your eyes as confusion and fear enveloped your form

The borwn hued gaze melted as your face curled into the same expression it was in his dream and he quickly pulled you to him and cradled your body close. he looked about visually taking note of your form then the rest of the room. Everyone was accounted for

"..." he sighed in relief "everyone's okay"

"....uh....yeah....?" you blinked confused "why wouldn't they be....???"

Sasori looked down at you and kissed you feverishly to the point you felt dizzy

"...wow....what did I d-"

"I love you so much" he rushed out kissing down your neck and back to your lips

"a-ah...I love you too" you mumbled confused as he cuddled you up gently and affectionately.

You weren't entirely sure what just happened...but you weren't going to say no to this much affection

"just...stay away from fire"

You blinked at him confused

"uh....okay?"

Tobi:

"-and, and then the sweets turned into monsters! And the lolipop's took you away and then the gumballs crushed you into sugar dust!!!!" Tobi wailed into your chest childishly

You weren't even sure what was going on. You were still 80% asleep.

Yawning you petted his head

"its okay Tobi...the candy monsters wont ever get me...I'm kinda hard to get rid of"

Tobi frowned behind his mask, thankful you couldn't see his face as tears streamed down his cheeks. He mentally growled at the dream.

"Tobi everything's fine...thank you for such a nice day out! Ya know you can be mature sometimes and it's okay" you beamed brightly holding the flowers he had only just given you

"I don't know..." he chuckled blushing "being mature was so hard before" he turned away briefly to try and contain his embaressment from the praise

"you mean when you were apart of a squad?" a familiar voice called from behind him.

"n-no...wait..."

He heard the sizzling of electricity and saw the flashing lights before he could turn around to see you dropping to the ground with a large hole in your chest

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"it was just a stupid dream. Candy can't even kill anyone unless its something like diabetes" you yawned again cuddling up against tobi and pulling the blankets up "how bout next time the gumdrops come charging in to crush me into sugar dust, you call up some cartoon powers okay?" you teased falling back asleep

"....if only it were only candy and not the past...I won't let it happen again" he mumbled softly in his deeper voice knowing you were far too deep in the clutches of sleep.

Zetsu:

"Angelica wilted...so did Bartholomew, don't forget Bob" Zetsu depressedly explained to you.

His head hung as he sat on the side of the bed facing away from you. He had woken you up arguing with himself whether a nightmare was a good enough reason to wake you up...

"I mean, I'm up now....and I'm sorry they all wilted. But you've saved plants from wilting before you know" you reassured tiredly patting his back

"you don't understand they wilted so bad. And they could only be revived by one thing" white zetsu explained sadly

"and how was that?"

"only if we killed you and used your blood to water them" the dark side rushed out

"shhh" white side hushed himself

Being too tired to really register what was said you yawned and nodded softly leaning against him

"well, you should have saved your plants silly, they're what matters most in this world to you" you were drifting right back to sleep

"no...that's not true" white zetsu sighed as black zetsu's arm pulled you in close and he leaned back into bed tucking you both in

"you're what matters most to us" his darker half whispered to your sleeping form

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