okay so...the next part is taking a LOT longer to write. It's on the long side cuz i was feeling inspired for Kisame's part...now i'm trying to at least get about the same amount for everyone else. 

Which ya know, i have a hard time with just getting a paragraph for some of the guys...i think as of posting this i got 3/8 completed...

Cause the next to write there is Itachi and then after him things will go downhill XD

actually maybe not, i'm good so long as Kakuzu is a dick and his reader is her little mischievous self and Sasori and his reader are good for the most part too.

....in other words, i have no idea XD

Also, heads up. From now on there may be more spoilers from shippuden. before now i've kept it as bare minimum as i could so that IN CASE someone hasn't seen shippuden or knows what's gonna happen that they don't have to deal with spoiling.

that's no longer a thing! XD 

so you've been warned!

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Kisame:

You had noticed that Kisame had been semi avoiding you...I only say semi because it didn't seem entirely like he was trying to do so...but yet you'd hunt the large man down and call out to him only for him to jump in surprise, blush on his cheeks and immediately hiding whatever he'd been doing. You weren't entirely sure what was going on...but you were intending to get to the bottom of it

"-well..." Itachi hummed as you both sat on your (Kisame's) bed in your (again, kisame's) room.

"it's worrying me...do you think he doesn't like me anymore...?" you frowned starting to feel tears prick at your lashline

Itachi looked up at you surprised by your sudden voiced lack of self-confidence

"w-what if he found someone better...someone who was prettier or was better at making him feel loved...?" you immediately turned around in your spot trying to not show Itachi how torn up you were increasingly getting

Itachi's jaw, meantime, had dropped. He never suspected you to have hidden similar self-conscious behaviour as his partner had...or at least if you didn't have that problem, Kisame's behaviour was giving it to you

"i-i..." Itachi cleared his voice to rid himself of his shock "I don't think Kisame would want anyone other than you – he talks about you a lot, he's always thinking of you too. As someone who spends a lot of their time on missions with him, you should trust what I am saying..."

You peeked back over confused

"when he comes back later on from his trip to the village nearby with Deidara you should just sit down and have a conversation with him about it – I'm sure it's something silly that's being overlooked...and if not, then..."

"then...?"

"then I'll just have to make sure he understands how much of a mistake he's making" Itachi vowed

Later that night Kisame had blew past your spot on the sofa in the living room making a beeline straight for his room and shower. You glanced at Itachi who gave you an encouraging nod. Without a moment's waste you rushed after him. But when you got into the room, the shower was already going. Usually you'd wait for him to be done in there...but lately hasn't been usual in any sense. 

And so?

Bam!!!!

"KISAME WE HAVE TO TALK!!!!!" you yelled busting open the door only to hear and see something you really didn't mean to

"nn-(NAME?!)" Kisame's eyes went wide and he screeched your name quickly grabbing at his delicates to hide them from view "w-what are you doing in here?!"

You blinked somehow unfazed by it all.

What?

Oh...you just walked in on him getting into the shower...if so, then why was he moa------oh.

Now it was your turn to blush

"I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!!!" you screamed quickly closing your eyes, spinning around to leave and running smack into the door and knocking yourself out

"...." Kisame sighed his other hand face palming his well, face. "first, she walks in on me...then she accuses me...then promptly knocks herself out...." He shook his head wrapped a towel around himself and gingerly tending to you "it's a good thing I love you so much..." he mumbled blushing

Hidan:

Now, getting Hidan embarrassed wasn't a big feat – more like he got flustered a lot when pointed out when he was wrong. But formally embarrassed and looking like an adorable little bean...that was a bit harder.

You had been not feeling very well and slipped in the shower only about.....ten? maybe fifteen minutes ago and had been just curled up in bed.

That's when you noticed your hair being covered in towel and gently rustled. Blinking you raised a brow before leaning your head back until you saw your boyfriend's focused gaze. He hadn't even noticed you were watching him as he diligently rid your hair of water.

It took about 5 minutes before he noticed your gaze, having been so zoned out on the task.

"w-whaddya want...?!" he snapped with a slight pink tone dusted on his pale cheeks

You smiled lovingly at him, your gaze melting at the genuine and selfless kindness he was giving you

"I love you so much, Hidan. You're the best man I could ever want...I could never deserve" you cooed quietly but powerfully

Hidan's eyes widened at the emotional words and steadily a dark crimson filled his face up like a nice dark wine being poured into a glass.

"y-yeah, well, it's uhm not – I love- SHUT UP!" he started and stopped a few times before embaressment took over and he just shouted at you and forced you to look away from him.

Yet, he continued to gently dry your hair.

Deidara:

You never went out of your way to embarrass your love, it wasn't an overly hard act to achieve. But you never really wanted to make him uncomfortable in anyway.

So when you entered your bedroom and found him making some beautiful art you hadn't blinked an eye. You continued on to the bedside table to fetch your brush. However, you paused.

Something wasn't quite right.

You tilted your body back up and turned towards your occupied lover to see he was in fact working on a masterpiece.

A masterpiece you surprisingly were very familiar with

"deidara" you called out

Your artist jumped in his seat and very stiffly turned to you

"w-when did you come in...?" he stuttered briefly and you raised a brow at him

"only a moment ago, I came for my brush."

Your lover looked between you and everywhere else. Pink turning to magenta to red to crimson.

"Deidara, is that..." you shook your head briefly "why are you making an art piece of my naked body...?"

And THAT

THAT is when crimson turned to maroon

"w-well..."

"are you going to blow it up?" you asked immediately "seems like a lot of work to just blow up..."

"I- I could—"

"ya know what, I don't think I want to know what you're going to do with it...just make sure the other guys don't see it" you mumbled shaking your head and grabbed your brush and walked out

"(NAME)!!! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!!" he screeched chasing after you in deep embarrassment.

Itachi:

Usually Itachi was the one to make you embarrassed. Making him share the same red hued expression was much more difficult. I mean, Itachi always seemed to hold the title for keeping a masterful poker face. There had been small few instances where you had maybe gotten a slightest bit of embarrassment from him...but nothing that seemed to connect one event to another.

"Itachi...?"

"...hm...???" he hummed glancing at you briefly from behind his book only for his gaze to immediately return to the written words

"nothing, I was just thinking of something...maybe better left in my head" you mumbled a bit embarrassed

Itachi peeked back up and sat up formally, sliding his finger between the pages to keep his spot

"you can tell me anything, you know that" he pointed out softly "but if you don't want to talk about something, that's okay too"

"well, I was thinking of that weird dream I had a while ago" you confessed playing with your hair in distraction

"...?" he raised a brow. 

You had quite a few dreams that you had told him about after waking from them...any of them could be on your mind

"you know the one with the little one" you mumbled

Itachi frowned briefling in thought. 

Little one what? 

There was that dream you had last month that was about lion kittens...maybe that was it?

"..." you sighed and decided it was just better to just get it over with "I was just thinking that our kids would be really cute and good" you blurted out then promptly got up and rushed out "I know its weird, I'm sorry!"

Itachi sat there blinking for a few moments and just as you had turned to leave the room saw a dark hue covering his pale cheeks.

You had caught the man entirely off guard.

Kakuzu:

You had been feeling down recently and sticking to the room for a good chunk of the day and, honestly, most of the week. Kakuzu had not bothered with it at first realizing this was a 'blessing' as you were easier to work around...however when that week slowly and surely turned into two weeks...he grew worried.

"hey" he poked your curled up form

You groaned at him clinging to your messed up blankets and refusing to move

You felt the bed dip beside you and a sigh come from the stitch infested man.

"listen, I'm not sure what's going on with you. I get that for some reason, probably a stupid reason, you're staying in bed...but you really need to work it out. I'm here you know – not that you ever listen to me." He huffed softly and looked about the room then back to your curling up further form

You hadn't responded to him but he could tell you still felt depressed

"well...I uh...got you something" he mumbled pulling out a small bag and settling it beside you "you don't talk much about where you're from – granted none of us really want to talk about that to anyone. But I do remember you saying how much you liked this swirled fudge and...I think I got the right kind, at least. You only mentioned it once."

He watched you carefully reach out to the bag and pry it open. You sat up a bit and scooted back until your back collided with his side. Nuzzling up to him, you opened it all the way and took out the treat from your homeland and tore off a piece. You immediately grabbed another. You turned, leaning over to him, gently pulled his mask away and held the treat to his lips.

"you have some too" you mumbled quietly staring intently at him

Kakuzu's cheeks steadily got darker and darker before he looked away and opened his mouth just enough for you to pop the treat in.

"thank you" you kissed his cheek and he turned the darkest shade yet!

Sasori:

You two had been curled up in bed and been slowly falling asleep for the night when it happened.

You had been cuddled up happily, safe and warm within your puppeteer's arms. You tired partially naked form clinging to his own while you 'drew' designs on his wooden skin.

"you always draw on me..." Sasori chuckled softly amused by your 'sleepy time actions'. 

You had, without fail, every night ended up 'drawing' on him with your finger. Lazily creating design after design that felt like an electric loving branding to his flesh.

"...because I like doing it. My mother used to do it to me when I was falling asleep – when I was a little girl."

"oh...?"

It was rare for you to give much detail about your home. Even if you did – it was even more rare that you'd share a fact like this

"you draw these symbols to protect your loved ones. The most precious of precious people. Those that you can't live without" you mumbled remembering what your mother had said all those years ago then looked up to see a complex look on Sasori's face

"you waste them on me" he mumbled

"no, you go on dangerous missions. You need them. Because I don't think I ever could live without you – you're so precious that it fills my heart up completely and I don't know if there's room for anyone ever" you grinned then kissed him

When you pulled away, your boyfriend was a darker shade of crimson than even his hair!

Tobi:

"-Tobi, for the last time. I'm just cleaning the room!" you growled pinching the bridge of your nose

You had been fighting with the child of a man for the last half an hour

"you can't clean under the bed!!!" he urged again

"Tobi, you're going to get spiders under there if I don't." you reasoned "what's under there that you don't want me to see?"

That hit something.

You saw Tobi jump a bit and start to squirm under your gaze. A gaze that was growing more and more suspicious and mistrusting

"tobi...."

"it's private! Tobi's a good boy he swears!!!!" he cried out flailing his arms about

BAM!

Only a good five minutes later, you had your darling boyfriend tied up and tossed to the side while you cleaned under the bed. Pulling out a book you peeked at it

"NO!!!!!" Tobi screeched wiggling about like crazy

"....?" You raised a brow and opened the book

"tobi, why are you keeping smut under the bed?!" you screeched

Tobi blushed so bad you could have sworn the mask itself was blushing.

He then somehow disappeared from the bindings via a swirly portal

"what the actual fuck Tobi...." You groaned

Zetsu:

i....i really don't have an idea... XD

does Zetsu GET embarrassed!? Is that a thing that can actually happen with him?! XDDD

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look forward to the next one! we're about to get into some family stuff :3

each reader will have different homelands and relatives that are brought up!

reason 2 why its so hard to write XD

XoxO