I'm stressed and just needed some free fun time okay

No warnings or context because it's more fun that way

dead author's POV

jeremy walk in to micha jerking his thingy thingy

thingy thingy flies off woooooo

oh nu ;-;

micha ded. but he come bacc to live with de power of slushies and weed! 🤓

Germany say

"what up bby ;)"

michelle obama say: "ma thigny is up"

"lol ok"

"wantw to do the weed?"

"no les fucc"

"but weed"

"no"

"yes"

"no"

"yes"

"no"

"yes"

"no"

"well fucc u then"

"no i want u to fucc me papi 😉😩"

"I NEED YOU TO FUCK ME JERRY!

F U C K M E"

"no weed fucker you da top"

"oh ye u rite"

"suck my dick no homo"

"lol ok no homo"

*dead author retreats, not knowing what to do with her life at this point*

Weed's POV

he tek out me glow stick and swish around dicc dicc

mOAnnN

he gimme da goOooOoooOD succ 💦💦💦😫😫😫

"AHHHHH JEREMY" 😫😫😖😖😖

"shut up bro" 😡

"no u"

"slushie fucker"

"furry"

I reach for his flippy flap and swish swish. white stoof cums oot 🥴😫😫😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

"ahhahhahHhHHhhhhhhHHHHHHH"

"u laughin or moanin"

"idk"

"u good bro"

"¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

"fuck me no homo"

"ily no homo ☺️💄🐾"

"no gay gay if u were cocks i mean socks"

"hehe yee yee les do da fucc"

"jerry u furry i see u chose sexy anime female UHUHUHUHUHUUUUUUU (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)"

i then transform into sailor moon right be4 his eyes

"u sexy"

"yeh i know"

then we take off clotes and fook and hav da cheeky bum secks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

mOANNNNNANSNnnNSNNSN part 2

white stoof shoot everywhere the end 💦🥴

(wtf will my classmates think of me if they read this lmao)