requested by @CometDraws . ty!

(I wanted to write some silly awkward bois so the smut in this one is a little short. like jeREMY'S DI-)

Warnings:

Bad pickup lines (yes I'm excited too)

Context:

best friends because NO HOMO HAHAAHAHAHAHA... *sweats in questioning*

Post squip

they're roomates (oh my god they were roommates)

Third Person POV

"JEREMY! BOOBER (uber lmao I'm not getting sued) EATS ARRIVED!"

"Ugh... you woke me up... you're lucky I'm bisexual. Where the fuck are the boobs."

"Noo!! We're having burgers! No boobs heere! You know I'm too gay for that!" Michael laugh-screams from downstairs.

Jeremy laughs as he trudges downstairs, hair still a mess, bags under eyes and pillow in hand.

"Woah! Bag check for Jer's eyes!"

"Shut up!" Jeremy giggles, his morning voice raspy as he playfully punches his best friend's shoulder.

Michael opens the paper bag to reveal two beef burgers.

"Are we seriously having burgers for breakfast?!" Jeremy groans.

"There's no such thing as a breakfast food! I will eat burgers whenever I want, just watch me!"

They both laugh and sit down for a good ol' brekkie.

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After some quiet and peaceful eating, something very rare for the two usually obnoxious friends, an idea pops into Michael's head.

"Hey Jer... take a load of this... are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!"

And if that's not enough, he looks at Jeremy with half-lidded eyes and slowly takes a slow lick around one side of the meat in the burger, his tongue flicking up at the end.

After a few seconds, he cackles wildly, awaiting Jeremy's response, expecting a facepalm with hidden giggles or that soft laugh that he loved so much.

Instead, his bestie's face just turns red and he laughs hoarsely, pressing his hands on his lap harshly.

An awkward silence falls between the two.

"N-no homo tho, ri-"

"Haha just kidding! I'm a top." Michael awkwardly chuckles. (why does he chuckle so much in my books what)

"Oh..."

More awkward silence. Damn it.

Curiosity gets the best of Jeremy and words stumble out of his mouth before he can even register what he's said.

"So... how'd you find out you were a top?"

A small smirk creeps (ayeeeeee creeps) onto Michael

"Porn. Um. The subs and bottoms always attracted me more. Also I've realised that I don't really want a dick up my ašs after Jared gifted me that dildo. Don't ask." He says casually, kitten licking his burger a little more.

"Mmmmm... delicious." He looked back at Jeremy. This was hilarious in his eyes!

"Oh... well I'm a sub and bottom so..."

"Wow. It's like you're practically begging me to fuçk you. Haha!"

"I- um.. ok."

"What would you sound like bottoming? Hm... I'm guessing like- "aH! miCHAEl! Fück, MoRE!"" He laughs even more, but realises that he's also starting to get uncomfortable as the mocking his brain turns more realistic. He can now actually imagine Jeremy doing those things...... and more.

He sees Jeremy and it's obvious he's affected too. His hands press harsher into his lap area and his face is beet red by now.

He doesn't want the situation to become any more awkward, so he quickly dishes out another statement before Jeremy can complain for embarrassing him.

"Woah, I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!"

He says, pointing to Jeremy's obvious problem in his pants.

"Er... well......" Jeremy couldn't believe he was abut to say this.

"Well.... can you help me with it?" His eyes are closed and his head is turned away, embarrassed. One leg is over the other in his chair, moving every so often so there's at least SOME friction near his crotch.

Michael was honestly shocked by this. No matter how silly and dirty his jokes were, he never expected Jeremy to actually take them seriously.

"Really?"

Silence.

Jeremy slowly nodded.

"...then so be it."

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"God, Michael! YeEeeEs Fûck!!" Jeremy loved the view of Michael's soft lips wrapped around his member, bobbing up and down, taking it slow for a few seconds and then immediately deep-throating him.

"Please! I'm gonna-"

Michael popped off as soon as he heard those words.

Jeremy whined in his seat, legs till spread wide open and hips bucking up.

"Oh baby, we haven't even gotten to the good part yet."

Soon, 3 of Michael's fingers were buried deep inside Jeremy, moving at a violent pace, twisting around and causing said twink to moan loudly and almost scream.

"I'm ready! I-I'm ready, please!! Please Michael! Please fill me... you know what I want..."

Michael growled animalistically before pushing into Jeremy quickly, only giving the other a second to adjust before setting an immediate fast pace.

"Je-remy....." he whined, loving the feeling of the tight warmth around his shaft. Jeremy wrapped his arms around Michael's neck as his thighs squeezed the others's hips, pulling him in deeper for more friction.

Michael continued thrusting until he heard a peculiar loud moan come from Jeremy. Well, louder than normal. That boy was pretty damn loud.

"There!~ Right there! yes~... pLEase!"

Michael abused his prostate until he felt himself getting close.

"Jeremy... gonna..."

"Inside! Please!" Jeremy gasped softly while the feeling of being tipped over the edge built up, cock twitching.

Michael leaned down to suck hickies on his neck while finally cumming inside Jeremy's asśhole.

Warm liquid seeped down Jeremy's chest as he came down his high and panted heavily.

Michael's thrusts eventually slowed to a stop.

After a while of heavy breathing, he pulled out and collapsed next to the other boy.

"That was... amazing." Michael said softly, throat tired and dry from moaning and grunting.

"Yeah. We need to do that again sometimes."

"We'll see, baby boy. We'll see."