I got some questions for you guys. Answer honestly. I'm also going to answer.

1. What would you do if you found a penguin in the freezer?
Gives it some fish.

2. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why?
W

eeping Willow. It's the tree that's in one of my favorite songs. Plus their branches hurt if you get hit by them.

3. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? One horse sized duck please.

4. How would you sell hot cocoa in Florida?
*Clears throat* I would create a freeze ray, and freeze the sun so it will become really cold. That why people would want hot cocoa.

5. How many basketballs would fit in this room?(the room you are in right now) Five Hundred!!!!

6. You’re a new addition to the crayon box, what color would you be and why? I would be a new color called emo. Reason why? Check out my room and play list you will understand.

7. What is the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?
......

8. Describe the color yellow to someone who is blind.
......

9. If you were a pizza deliveryman how would you benefit from scissors?
S

tabbing my employer, customers that annoy me. The possibilities are endless.

10. Why is a tennis ball fuzzy?
S

o you can grip it better.

11. If you could throw a parade of any caliber through your office, what type of parade would it be?
M

ARCHING BAND!
*Plays Welcome To The Black Parade at full volume.*

12. What would you do if you were the one survivor in a plane crash? The land around me would be a new country called Waydom.

13. If you woke up and had 2,000 unread emails and could only answer 300 of them how would you choose which ones to answer?
I would literally just read the ones from my friends, and family.

14. If you could have a machine that produced $100 dollars for life, how much would you be willing to pay for it?
.....two ducks....

15. How lucky are you and why?
.... I don't know....

16. If you could only choose one song to play every time you walked into a room for the rest of your life, what would it be?
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) or I'm A Mess.

17. If you could get rid of any one state, which would it be and why?.....

18. A penguin walks through the door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here? I'm you from the future, and I need to borrow your pocket knife.

19. You’re in a room with three light switches, each of which controls one of three light bulbs in the next room. You need to determine which switch controls which bulb. All lights are off to begin, and you can’t see into one room from the other. You can inspect the other room only once. How can you find out which switches are connected to which bulbs? *Confused*

20. How would people communicate in a perfect world?
By speaking dolphin I guess.... Or by song lyrics.

21. Why are manhole covers round?
To keep out aliens... Wait wrong answer.