~Lost Of Rhythm~

(Oneshot written by me)

~~~

~In Trollstopia~

The Trolls Walked Around Their Village, Bored.

Aspen Walked Up To Riff.
"Hey"

"Sup"
Riff Greeted.

"Wanna Know What I'm Up To?"
Aspen Asked.

"Being Bored?"
Riff Guessed.

"Exactly"
Aspen Nodded.

Riff Nodded Too.
".......Gnarly"

Suddenly, A Reggaetón Beat Dropped Around The Area.

The Trolls Turn To The Music.

Marimba And Tambora Slid Down In A sExY sMooTh Way.

With Tresillo Twirling In The Middle.

The Trolls Gasp.

The Girls Squeal.
"EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

A Spider Was Shooketh.
"Holy Chaos Crew :O"

Tresillo Started Singing As The 3 Dance.

🌴 Con suavidad,
trátamela con suavidad🌴

🌴 Con suavidad,
tómatela con suavidad🌴

🌴 Con suavidad,
trátamela con suavidad🌴

🌴 Con suavidad,
tómatela con suavidad🌴

🌴 Leggo!🌴

🌴 El negocio socio, pana,
esto es un gana-gana🌴

🌴 Pa' la' pupi, pa' la' liendra,
pa' lo' caravana🌴

🌴 Yo no discrimino, pa' la necia,
pa' la dama🌴

🌴.Abrí los caminos
y llegó la fama🌴

🌴 Repisas con el mundo
me escucha🌴

🌴 Y antes de salir Ma',
la bendición, cucha🌴

🌴 Y esto va pa'l pueblo
que sigue en la lucha🌴

🌴 Pa' los que critican y
pa' los que me escuchan🌴

🌴 Él es también
nuestro papi~🌴
Marimba And Tambora Twerked On Tresillo For A Second.

🌴 Con suavidad,
trátamela con suavidad🌴

🌴 Con suavidad,
tómatela con suavidad🌴

🌴 Con suavidad,
trátamela con suavidad🌴

🌴 Con suavidad,
tómatela con suavidad🌴

The Crowd Cheers.
"👏👏👏"

"WHOA-"
Tresillo Suddenly Tripped.

"AH!"
Marimba And Tambora Yelp As They Fall Too.

The 3 Fell On Each Other.

"Ooh..."
The Trolls Look Away.

Tresillo Groans.
"Seriamente?? We All Had One Job, Dance In A Sexy Way"

"Well We Didn't Trip -.-"
Tambora Glared.

"I Meannnnn, Kindaaaa Didddd....But You Know, It Was Tambora's Fault"
Marimba Gestures.

Tambora Gasps.
"I Did Not!"

"Did Too!"
Marimba Said Back.

Both Girls Started Arguing Back n Forth.

The Crowd Slowly Walk Away.

Tresillo Notices.
"Espéra Espéra! Don't Go Yet!"

The Crowd Stops.

Tresillo Got Up.
"Cmon Senoritas! Again"

Marimba And Tambora Got Back Up.

Tresillo Got In Between Them.

The Crowd Watch Again.

Tresillo Shouts.
"Uno! Dos! Tres! LEGGO!"

The 3 Reggaetón Trolls Tried The Dance Routine Again.

But Immediately Failed And Fell Again.

"Ughhh..."
Marimba And Tambora Groan.

Tresillo Rubbed His Head.
"What In The World..."

"Yeahhhh Cmon Secondary Characters, Lets Skedaddle"
Aspen Gestures.

The Crowd Walks Away.

Tambora Whined And Pulled One Of Her Dreadlocks.
"Oh Dios Míooooo, What Is Happening To Our Dancing?!?!"

"Maybe We're Just Tired"
Marimba Shrugs.

Tresillo Thought.
"Hm, Or Maybe It's-"

"-Gone"
A Voice Said.

The 3 Reggaetón Trolls Turn Around.

It Was Branch, With His Ice Cream.🍦
"Faded Out Of Your Latino Systems"

Marimba And Tambora Gasp.
"😱 😱"

"I'm Sorry?"
Tresillo Said.

"By My Examination, It Seems That Your Rhythm Is Lost"
Branch Licked His Ice Cream.

Marimba And Tambora Scream.
"AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

Tresillo Clears His Throat.
"Ahem, Furthermore?"

"Oh Uh Yeah, Sorry, This Ice Cream Is Just As Good As That Show Crazy Ex Girlfriend"
Branch Replied.

"What Do You Mean Our Rhythm Is Gone?"
Tresillo Questioned.

Branch Explained.
"Well In My Educational Guess, You Guys Dance SOOOOO Much, That Your Bodies Just Can't Contain The Rhythm Inside Your Bones, And Won't Go Electric Wavy When You Turn Your Dance On"

Marimba And Tambora Hug Each Other.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WE LOST OUR RHYTHM!!!!!!"

Tresillo Got Suspicious.
"Seems.....Science Fictional...."

Poppy Came By.
"Branch, What Are You Doing Here?"

Branch Saw Her.
"O-Oh! I Was Just-"

"This Isn't Our Oneshot"
Poppy Said.

"B-But I Was Just-"
Branch Gestures.

"Cmonnnnnn"
Poppy Pushed Branch Away With Her.

"B-B-But"
Branch Studders.

Tambora Twirled Her Dreadlock Nervously.
"W-What Do We Do Tresillo?!"

Tresillo Got A Idea.
"We Must...."
........F i n d
A
N e w
R h y t h m "

~~~

The Reggaetón Trolls Went To Delta.

"Square Dancin' Is A Famous Rhythm Dance To Country. And I'm Sure You'll Get The Hang Of It!"
Delta Said.

"Mm, We'll See"
Tresillo Crossed His Arms.

Delta Went In Front.
"Follow My Lead!"

Marimba And Tambora Got In Position.

Delta Clapped Her Hands.
"A 5 6 7 8!"

Delta Started Square Dancing.

Marimba And Tambora Tried To Follow Delta's Steps.

"You're In My Space!"
Marimba Pushed Tambora.

"You're In Mine!"
Tambora Pushed Marimba.

"WHOAAA!"
Both Trip On Their Feet And On Top Of Each Other.

Delta Turned To Them.
"What In Tarnation-"

Marimba And Tambora Argue.
"SIEMPRE ESTÁS LLEGANDO A MI CAMINO Y ME DESPLAZASTE LA DANZA Y ARRUINASTE LOS PASOS DE LA DANZA CUADRADA"

Tresillo Facepalms.
"🤦‍♂️"

~~~

The Reggaetón Trolls Went To Prince D And Cooper.

"To Learn To Dance The Funk Ways, You Just Feel The Vibeee Of The Beat"
Prince D Said.

"Yeah!!! Its All In The Feet! The Neck! And The Gentials Area! HAHAHAHA! Ya Know, For The Tingly Feeling!"
Coopet Laughed.

"Got It!"
The 3 Nod.

"Aight, Here Y'all Go!"
Prince D Pressed The Boombox For The Music.

The 3 Tried To Dance And Follow The Beat Of The Funk Music.

"The Beat Dropped Tres Timessss"
Marimba Stopped Her Foot 3 Times.

"Noooo! It Did Dos Times!"
Tambora Stopped 2 Times.

"TRES!"
Marimba Yelled.

"DOS!"
Tambora Yelled.

"AAAH!"
The 3 Fall Over Each Other.

"Danggg..."
Prince D And Cooper Look Away.

Tresillo Facepalms.
"🤦‍♂️"

~~~

The Reggaetón Trolls Tried To Dance To Rock Music.

But Failed.

Tresillo Facepalms.
"🤦‍♂️"

~~~

The Reggaetón Trolls Tried To Dance Techno.

But Failed.

Tresillo Facepalms.
"🤦‍♂️"

~~~

The Reggaetón Trolls Tried To Dance Pop.

But Failed.

Tresillo Facepalms.
"🤦‍♂️"

~~~

The Reggaetón Trolls Tried To Dance Hip-Hop.

But Failed, Again.

Tresillo Facepalms Again.
"🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️"

~~~

Tambora Cried.

"IT'S HOPELESS! WE'LL NEVER FIND THE NEW RHYTHM!!! 😖"

"WE'LL NEVER DANCE AGAIN!!! 😣"
Marimba Shouted.

Both Girls Hugged Each Other And Cried.
"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

Tresillo Sat On A Rock And Sighed.
"Well......Guess I'll Never Move My Hips Again.....And Here I Thought Hips Don't Lie"

Suddenly, Tresillo's Hips Started To Rock And Move Again.

"Aye! Aye! My Hips? They're....Moving???"
Tresillo Looked Confused.

Marimba Gasps.

"Not Fairrrr!"
Tambora Pouts.

Marimba's Butt Started Shaking Again.
"H-Hey! My Thicc Booty! Its Shaking!"

"Mine Too!"
Tambora's Booty Was Shaking Also.

"We Got Our Rhythm Back!"
Marimba Said.

"YAY!!!"
Marimba And Tambora Cheer.

Tresillo Was Still Confused.
"B-But Who Took It...."

"Heyyyy Traceyyyy~"
A Voice Said.

The Reggaetons Turned Around.

The K-Pop Gang Was There, Giggling.

Wani Held Up A Injection Needle. 💉
"Wondering How Your Rhythm Got Lostttt? 😏"

Tresillo Went Anime Mode.