Requested by someone whose name I have forgotten.

I'm sorry...

LOOK AT THIS PHOTO I FOUND OMG IT IS 100% ME LOL

And I bet someone will say; "same".

And then I'd be like: "wait wut. You're me!?!?!??!"

Yep, just me. A weirdo.

Lol bye.

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"Mitsuki, it's your mother's birthday." Orochimaru explained to his son, "why don't we make her a cake... and give her gifts? I heard that's what normal families do."

"Hai, Tou-chan." Mitsuki acknowledged, "but what exactly are we supposed to do?" he tilted his head to the left, curiously.

"Hmm, I'm not sure. I don't think we should do a party. She doesn't like those. So, just a family thing?" Orochimaru asked his son, for agreement.

"Yeah."

"I'll cover the present," Orochimaru assured, turning around to leave. Unbeknownst to Mitsuki, huge (That's what she said.) smirk on his face.

"Hello? Honey?" Orochimaru asked his lover.

"Yeah-?" she got cut off by his lips colliding with hers. They had a huge makeout session... and things got heated.

~~~~~ (Let's just say there are things I don't wanna write bc I don't do lemons c;)

'Where's dad?' Mitsuki wonders to himself.

"We're here!" Orochimaru yells to his son, panting. "Sorry, we lost track of time!" he sent a knowing smirk to his wife. She just smiled sheepishly before gasping at the beautiful cake Mitsuki made!

"Oh, god." she mutters. "thank you, thank you so much!" she pulls her small family into a hug. Mitsuki sniffs her.

"Mom, you're sweaty! So are you dad! What were you guys doing?" Mitsuki asks his parents, pulling away.

"We'll tell you another day." they laughed and Mitsuki was confused.

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lol Mitsuki's so innocent.

THE LIL' SMOL' BUN

AGHHH