It was a calm, cool, breezy evening on Copper 9.

Artificial Life had taken over without any issues as humanity fell centuries ago..

But one being, a rogue drone had been out on the road, neither a Disassembly nor a Worker Drone, just a simple loner drone.

His name is Y/N.

Y/N never got protocols or even obeyed them to begin with, and pretended to disappear after a run in with Disassembly Drones.

But that being said, let's get into the story..shall we?

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Y/N strolled down into his home, which was basically an abandoned bunker out in the torn fields of Copper 9, far from society and very vast.

Y/N: Well, I couldn't find anymore scraps..oh well! Buuut I did find this out there!

You say to yourself, pulling a car battery out of your pack.

Y/N: Thing was killing my back! But I've pulled, right buddy?

You asked, talking to your friend, who was a rusty bucket with Googley eyes glued to it with a mop head on the top.

Y/N:..What do you mean I've been going insane? If anything, you're insane for thinking you can wear dress shoes!

The bucket sat there and just stared at literally nothing, making you sigh.

Y/N: Yeah...I should stop talking to inanimate objects nowadays..anywho! Good talk!

Then you pick up the car battery and link two wires to the knobs, making your bunker light up.

Y/N: Perfect! Now I've got all the essentials I need right here..a friend, electricity..food, water, that I don't even need to drink cause I'm allergic, AND I've got my sense of humor, another key detail!

You say to yourself, laughing a little..but it felt off, so you just decided to go to bed, as it was getting late..

Y/N: Alright..maybe I should call it a night..getting late and I don't wanna stay up talking to myself anymore..goodnight Buddy!

You then slowly but surely fall asleep.

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Later that night, three disassembly drones spotted the bunker and talk amongst themselves..

?: So..this is it?..

?2: Looks sketchy to me..

?3: Yeah, it's it, we can find and extract him finally, I told those idiots he was still alive!

?: Well let's get him-

?2: Wait..doesn't this seem a little fishy to you? The place is lit like a beacon, almost like he's expecting us..

The two then pause and glance at the lighting before having second thoughts..

?3: Huh, for once you said something not useless...then we'll come back the next night, for sure he won't expect a specific time, so we'll attack then..

?2: Sounds like a plan to me..

?: Okay, then it's settled..

The three leave, a little disappointed, but also hopeful of getting the rogue once and for all...

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MrRibbones Presents...

Based on a..well, made up story for comedic purposes..cause memes.

Born to Kill (Murder Drones x Male Reader)