And now let us reflect on the "wise" words of our dearest Kea~~~

Once Kea was asked "why do you always wear black and white clothes?"
He responded with "because it reflects my inner beauty. Which is nothing. So shut your face!!"

[after hearing a statement he believed to be rather idiotic he responded highly sarcastically]
"Yeah, and I'm a snapping turtle sitting on an ice cube floating in a lake in the middle of the Sahara Desert on a rainy afternoon in July..."

"........is there a point to this? Or are you just gonna keep rambling on about who cares what while I have to suffer through hearing your oh so annoying voice?..."

"Look, just because I'm colo- er... That doesn't mean you-..... Oh forget this!!! It's not even worth the breath it takes to argue about it...." [he stormed off afterwards]

"I. HATE. YOU. ALL!!!!"

"Call me whatever you want.... That doesn't mean I have to listen..."

"If I was stuck on a cliff on deserted island with shark infested waters, with only an idiotic and rabies infested monkey and you, surrounded by cannibalistic natives and had to choose who to throw in front of me.....I'd jump off the cliff....."

"Every animal knows its place, even the wolf knows when to back down to its alpha, there are the predators and the prey, as for your place.... I see you at the literal bottom of the food chain..."

"Many a wise word could be spoken, if only you would shut your mouth."

[aimed at Moana]
"Hey I've lived this long.... It just proves I haven't figured out how to kill you yet..."

"If I didn't hate then I would love. Then I'd just be puking every minute of the day..."

"If I had any amount of currency for how many times you said something equally as stupid as what you just did, I'd be rich by the time you closed your mouth again..."