Name: Straighter Than Parallel Parking

Author: sarena_a

Rating: 99/100

Category: Humor

On going.

Description:

"You're more of a goddamn female than I am James."

"Pfft, don't you know? The only thing straighter that me is my parking Janice."

"You earned five parking tickets in the last week."

"Your point is?"

Thoughts:

The story line's a tiny tiny little slow and personally I don't enjoy stories written in third person's POVs.

But this story?

Oh. MY. God.

Its totally beautiful, amazing, MIND BLOWING and will shatter your stereotype views!

This is truly a masterpiece and looks like something I'll buy from the nearest bookstore to read on a winter evening curled up underneath a warm blanket.

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Why are you still here?