Aries-" Goddamnit, if I want to eat a waffle with ketchup I will * puts maple syrup on waffle*"

Taurus-" When I grow up I'm going to be a dinosaur, I will find a way to"

Gemini-"* paper asks if a square can roll* A SQUARE CAN ROLL IF IT TRYS HARD ENOUGH! DONT GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS"

Cancer-"Is Bill in the illuminati or is he a nacho? * gasp * OR IS HE BOTH "

Leo-" Who wants a living room  potato?!"

Virgo-"Ever since I've played Undertale I've been giving fonts voices according on how they look."

Libra-"This guy has had 67 girlfriends in a matter of 14 days... WHAT THE FLUFF?"

Scorpio-"I'm an officially trained insomniac."

Sagittarius-" If I had a dollar for every single cookie I've ate, I'd have a lot of dollars"

Capricorn-" * paper says tackos instead of tacos* that's right."

Aquarius-"Ascetically pleasing bathroom ducks!"

Pieces-" I HAVE FLUFFY SLIPPERS AND YOU CANT TAKE THEM."