They die, and then they come back again.

I got tagged by the wonderful SwaeggierThanSuga  &  gorgeouspervert

1. My favourite cheese is Smoked Cheddar... I think?

2. I waste a lot of my time making edits... one of my dumber ones:

3. I showed my mom a G-Dragon video edit I made (god it's sexy fuckekkskd) and she said, "Wow you made this?"
I said yes.  AND THEN
my mom asked, "and you lust for this man?"
I couldn't deny it.  My mother knows about my G-Daddy

4. I fucking love G-Dragon.  I love him more than Jungkook loves him.  I love Kookie but I'll fight a bitch for GD.

5. I can do the J-Hope face.  The 'J-Nope' face.  In fact, I was excited when I saw someone other than me could do it.

6. I have to rub J-Hope's crotch to unlock my phone...

7. Alliterations are almost always accepted and appreciated.... and puns... and rhymes.

Good pun:  I was walking through my yard, barefoot, while eating a Klondike Bar and drinking Coca-Cola when I saw a big brown animal.  I could barely breath when I saw the Grizzly Bear in my backyard.  I took out my Black Kodak and snapped a pic before running away.

How is that a pun? BAREfoot, Klondike = polar bear, Coca - Cola = polar bears, brown = bear, BAREly, Black = bear,  Kodak = bear

8. Sometimes I like to use my left hand instead of my dominant just to watch how bad I fuck something up.

9. K-Dramas... theyre... Everything yo.  EVERYTHING.

10. I hate children.  Except for my little sister.  All the other children in the world need to stay the fuck away from me.  I do not have the patience for them.

11. I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am
That Sam-I-Am!  That Sam-I-Am!  I do not like that Sam-I-Am!
Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.  I do not like green eggs and ham.
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there.  I would not like them anywhere.  I do not like green eggs and ham.  I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
Would you like them in a house?  Would you like them with a mouse?
I do not like them in a house.  I do not like them with a mouse.  I do not like them here or there.  I do not like them anywhere.  I do not like green eggs and ham.  I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
Would you eat them in a box?  Would you eat them with a fox?
Not in a box.  Not with a fox.  Not in a house.  Not with a mouse.  I would not eat them here or there.  I would not eat them anywhere.  I would not eat green eggs and ham.  I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
Would you, could you, in a car?  Eat them!  Eat them!  Here they are.
I would not, could not, in a car.
You may like them.  You will see.  You may like them in a tree!
I would not, could not in a tree.  Not in a car.  You let me be!  I do not like them in a box.  I do not like them with a fox.  I do not like them in a house.  I do not like them with a mouse.  I do not like them here or there.  I do not like them here or there.  I do not like them anywhere.  I do not like green eggs and ham.  I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
A train!  A train!  A train! A train!  Could you, would you, on a train?
Not on a train!  Not in a tree!  Not in a car!  Sam, let me be!  I would not could not in a box.  I could not would not with a fox.  I will not eat them with a mous.  I will not eat them in a house.  I will not eat them here or there.  I will not eat them anywhere.  I do not eat green eggs and ham.  I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
Say!  In the dark?  Here in the dark!  Would you could you in the dark?
I would not could not in the dark.
Would you could you in the rain?
I would not could not in the rain.  Not in the dark.  Not on a train.  Not in a car.  Not in a tree.  I do not like them, Sam, you see.  Not in a house.  Not in a box.  Not with a mouse.  Not with a fox.  I will not eat them here or thwre.  I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Could you would you with a goat?
I would not could not with a goat!
Would you could you on a boat?
I could not would not on a boat.  I will not will not with a goat.  I will not eat them in the rain.  I will not eat them on a train.  Not in the dark!  Not in a tree!  Not in a car!  You let me be!  I do not like them in a box.  I do not like them with a fox.  I will not eat them in a house.  I do not like them with a mouse.  I do not like them here or there.  I do not like them anywhere!!!  I Do Not Like Green Eggs And Ham!
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
You do not like them, so you say.  Try them!  Try them!  And you may!  Try them and you may, I say!
SAM!  If you will let me be, I will try them.  You will see.
...
Say!  I like green eggs and ham!  I do!  I like them, Sam-I-Am!  And I would eat them in a boat.  And I would eat them with a goat.  And I will eat them in the rain.  And in the dark.  And on a train.  And in a car.  And in a tree.  They are so good, so good you see!  So I will eat them in a box.  And I will ear them with a fox.  And I will eat them in a house.  And I will eat them with a mouse.  And I will eat them here and there.  Say!  I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like green eggs and ham!  Thank you, than you, Sam-I-Am!
^
I know Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss by heart.  If you have the book, you can check it if you want :')

12. Multiply this number by 2, and you'll get my favourite/lucky number

13. I don't like this number

Now, SwaeggierThanSuga's questions...

1. clap along if you feel like a room without a roof

2. 3 dolla...  BUT I'D GIVE MY SOUL TO BE KOOKIE.

3. 999,999,999 because I fucking love pancakes and I will fit as many of them on top of the car as I do so please.

4. When you're hungry, chicken is the best.

5. One of Big Bang's backup dancers.

6. No.  I already have G(o)D and then Taeyang is my lord and saviour.

7. Yes, actually.  It was still drinking milk from its mother so I mean it was very strange.

8. I got No More Dream RIP.  Seriously though, I'm like RapMon in school.  I gots no dream.

9. We're married to the music!

10. 🏇 bc it's an emoji of me riding Hobi (;

11. 10 blocks of wood chunks for the wood chuck to fuck

12. Any time listening to BTS is never wasted time.... That's such a lie tho.  I waste so much time on those boys.

13. I'm always cold...

Now, gorgeouspervert's questions...

1. You're one of them :')  imma whore

2. My height may be short, but my length isn't.

3. He might have AIDS

4. I have... no idea.

5.

6. my neck isn't that long.  The fuck you think I am?  A giraffe?!

7. Enough with the lovey dovey talk.  Let's fuck.

8.  my only thought...

9. FUCK YES

10. Jungkook... but Taehyung wrecked it, so Taehyung... but J-Hope wrecked it, so J-Hope... *cough*  Jin is a pretty babe too tho fuck.  and then you got the cutie Jimin who is also just fuck me hot.  and Suga, the sweet and sour sauce of BTS. and then not-dance-monster is just such good stuff.  I don't know anymore.  Fuck that question.

11. Ah... fuck.  Um...  UM...  I CAN'T CHOOSE.  UHHH J-HOPE?!?!?  V!?  KOOKIE!?!?  SUGA!?!  JIN!?!?!  FUCK

12. This is a dumb question :')

13. a Kondom.  :')

My 13 questions to those that I tag:

1. How many fingers do you have?

2. If cows have 4 hooves, and tigers have 2 hooves, how many hooves do you have in total?

3. Have you ever lost your shoe before or is Cinderella just a dumb clumsy bitch?

4. Hey, Jimin?

5. Baby why you love that hip hop shit?

6. What do you think happens when we die?

7. R u a SLuT 4 SMuT?!

8. Who or what makes you fangirl/fanboy the hardest?

9. When we honk car horns, do you think the cars are cussing each other out?

10. Do your parents know the type of shit you're reading/writing on here!?

11. Favourite K-Drama(s)?  If you don't watch K-Drama, why the fuck not?

12. What is the first object to you left?

13. Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be boiled alive by cannibals?

I tag...
-hoely
20045l
aestheticallyjikook
bangtanjoys
JamlessJiHope
kimntae
molten-rocks
h0oseok
nicecupoftae
StevenIsaac7
taehooked
wannss

I'm sorry</3