Logging onto Watty during a life crisis for like 2 seconds simply to post this.  My priorities are so messed up :')

okay so

I said, "I'm just gonna look at men... with nice thighs."

And she automatically knows they are Korean.  What can I say?  I've got a thing for Asians.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyways, she makes this ugly ass comment I swear to fuck.  "Nice thighs?  I bet they're like pencils."

And I was like, "PENCILS!?!" and showed her this picture:

and she goes, "I still bet they're as big around as a pencil."

so then I showed her this

and she says, "I still bet their little.  They are really small people.  How tall is he?"  I couldn't even say anything because Jimin is actually short for a male like ughhhh.  HOW CAN SHE NOT APPRECIATE THESE DAMN NICE THIGHS!?!??

NOW DON'T GO HATIN' ON MY GRANDMA NOW.  SHE'S OLD.  YOU GOTTA EXCUSE HER.  IF YOU MADE A BAD COMMENT I SUGGEST YOU JUST DELETE IT BECAUSE I STILL LOVE HER AND I WILL NOT LIKE YOU.  Thanks.

....

I bet she's just mad cause she's overweight.

God I'm mean.

Only I can be mean.  Y'all can just laugh.  But you can't be mean.  I'll block your asses.

Try me.

...

BUT STILL HOW?!?!?!?!

of course, I'd prefer my home boy's thighs

over Jimin's any day, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

HOW CAN MY GMA NOT APPRECIATE THESE!?!?

I don't understaaaand...

I don't understand

I don't understand bitch

don't understand

I don't understand

uh-huh uh-huh