Original: Piña Coladas - Jimmy Buffet

IF YOU LIKE PENIS AND CACAS,
AND GETTING TIED UP IN CHAINS
IF YOU'RE HAPPY WITH HANDCUFFS, IF YOU HAVE ALL THE KINKS
IF YOU CAN STAY UP UNTIL SUNRISE
WHILE WE DO NAUGHTY THANGS
THEN SIGN ME UP AND LOCK THE DOOR,
STRIP FOR ME AND ESCAPE

Original: Hello - Adele

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE
YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR ASS FROM BEHIND
IF YOU SCREAM MY NAME MAYBE I WILL LET YOU CUM
YOU MAY BE SORE, BUT IT'S WORTH IT ONCE WE'RE DONE

Original: Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO

BODIES FUCKING IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
WEAR A CONDOM AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
BITCHES SCREAM WHILE NEIGHBORS LOSE THEIR MINDS
SCREW THE CONDOM AND HAVE A GOOD TIME

Original: Fire - BTS

HARDERRRRRR OH
HARDERRRRRR OH EH OH
SMACK DAT BOOTAY REAL HARD BOW WOW WOW

HARDERRRRRR OH
HARDERRRRRR OH EH OH
SMACK DAT BOOTAY REAL HARD BOW OW OW

Original: I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry

I SUCKED A DICK AND I LIKED IT
HIS TASTE WAS OH SO ADDICTIVE
I SUCKED A DICK JUST TO TRY IT
MY TONGUE HAD HIM SO EXCITED
HE WAS SO LONG
HE GOT SUCKED TWICE
GUESS WHO GETS TO STAY THE NIGHT
I SUCKED A DICK AND I LIKED IT
HE LIKED IT

Original: Kiss a Girl - Keith Urban

I WANNA KISS J-HOPE
I WANNA KISS ALL NIGHT
MAYBE MAKE A LITTLE HOBI WHEN THE MOOD'S RIGHT
I AM TOO IN LOVE TO TRY TO TAKE IT SLOW
IT'S TOO BAD HE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
I WANNA KISS J-HOPE

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Okay, originally, that last one was very vulgar....
like
way too vulgar...

*shows it to y'all anyway*

Original: Kiss a Girl - Keith Urban

I WANNA FUCK J-HOPE
I WANNA GET FUCKED RIGHT
IT MAY BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENT IN LIFE
I AM TOO TURNED ON TO TRY TO TAKE IT SLOW
BEEN WAITING SO LONG, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD
I WANNA FUCK J-HOPE

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What the fuck am I doing with my life?