I'VE HAD THIS DREAM 3 TIMES NOW.

I'm completely still, perched on a plain white stool next to the couch... and I'm watching myself sleep.

Why the fuck am I so creepy?!

STOP WATCHING ME SLEEP!

I CAN'T HELP IT!

YOU'RE A FREAK!

I AM YOU!

*whispers* I'm crazy.

I sit like dis