The. Answer. Thirteen. Random. Ass. Questions. And. Then. Tag. Thirteen. People. Tag.

Tagged by woozicakes

1. Why does Kpop hurt?

Because of shit like this:

and this:

and this:

2. Oh na na what's my name?

SLUT BUDDY.

3. How much do you leik Kpop?

*heavy breathing*

*heavy breathing intensifies*

4. Deez nuts or infires?

5. Are you a natural blue?

When you don't understand the reference

6. Why does Jungkook hurt me in so many ways?

'Cause he has such a way with brows.

7. Can you curse in Spanish?

I only know "puta," "perra," "mierda" and "cabrón."

8. Pussy or Dick?

booty.

9. Why are we friends again?

There is no friendship between us; only slutship.

10. Do You like talking to me?

Your spams are interesting.

11. Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth?

Not even close.

12. Are you gay?

I'm very happy

even though I'm burning.

13. P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney?

That's the only address I know other than my grandmother's. (I don't know mine wtf)

My questions to the privileged peeps:

1. If you had to choose between killing your bias or being killed, which one would you do?  (and don't you fucking tell me neither bc if you don't kill your bias, you're dead)

2. What is going on inside your head?

3. What inanimate object(s) have you tried talking to?

4. Which toe is your longest toe?

5. How many times can you say "Peter's pecker picked another pickle bearing pussy pepper?" really fast before you mess up? (If you can't Pussy outloud, then say "Stussy," which is a brand... but it's harder)

6. What was your weirdest dream about?

7. They say a dog goes "woof." I look at my dog, and I say, "Woof!" but she ignores me. I'm speaking dog, so why doesn't she understand me?

8. Did you even actually attempt question #5?

Go do it.

9. Can you speed rap or nah?

10. What movie genres are you into?

11. Do you ever wonder how plants are feeling and/or what they'd say if they could speak?

12. What weird (or boring idc) Habits do you have?

13. What is love?

The 13 tagged privileged peeps:

-cloudymins
-taesjuancock
babyyin
bisexual-jimin
Daddy-Tae
DaYaoiStalker
fychanbaek
MajorInfires
nerdyjimin
Outspoken_Thoughts
taetheist
yungchild
zedflame