OH MY SHIT I LOST MY MARBLES

*turned tf on*

*soaked*

*tight*

*hard*

*melting*

THAT'S RIGHT. I SUDDENLY HAVE A P00SI AND A WEEWEE. SUDDENLY. I SAW HIM AND IT WAS JUST BAM! SURPRISE! KQKMDKQKX

THE ACTUAL EJAKKKFKQKKD
HNNNNNNG

KAKXLOWKE

Of course everyone else was hot, too, but... Hobi... He makes me... feel some type of way...

like...

hot damn.

AND THEN.

AND THEN JIHOPE.
HAH @ YOONMIN-ERS AND VHOPE-ERS

SSEE WHO LAYS TOGETHER? NOT YOONMIN. NOT VHOPE.

DO YOU

SEE DIS. BC I DO.

Okay but seriously does anyone else notice the 3sum here?

Jimin: *reflecting on 3sum*
HOSEOK: *thinking of all the times Jimin has called him a horse and wondering why he's even in this equation*
Kookie: *asleep*

No?
Okay.