So I was reading some gay blogs & I won't even explain why, BUT SOME OF THE THINGS I READ ARE FUNNY.

"...society basically tells us that the hoo hoo dilly goes in the cha cha."

“I'll give a pep talk to my asshole and be like, "Hey babe! I know you've been in retirement or whatever, but you need to get ready because something's coming to an orifice near you. Don't hate me! You'll like it. And don't try any funny business tonight. I'll be mortified if you-know-what happens!"”

“A lot are really eager to get their fingers/dildo/his cock/the wine bottle or whatever it is in your ass”

“Assholes don't really mix with my ass hole.”

“Congratulations, you have been penetrated.”

*sigh* Watch me be the only one who found these humerous.