haaaaaay daddy gorgeouspervert

Uh 13 facts & questions...

Facts:
1. I always wear socks

2. I like food

3. but I like being thin more hmmm

4. I love G-Dragon so much it hurts & his most recent tattoo makes me horny af. (he's got wings on his neck now)

5. Joke by Rap Monster is my tooth brushing song.  Yes, I brush my teeth for that long.
lol...
RM...

6. When its late, I hate my family's voices.  Like, please, shut the fuck up

7. I love America's southeast beaches yo.

8. There's a quote that I have written everywhere. "Just tell me that I can survive in this cold world, just feel my vibe.  I know one day at a time, the sun gon' shine." -RM 'Awakening'

9. I've got anger issues :')  but thats okay bc that means I'm probably good at rough sex.

10. I practically make out with my dog

11. I would choose GD over any other Kpop man, even though he's old enough to be my dad. (what the fuck, literal daddy)

JK he's not that old.

12. My hair is extremely thick and wavey and I hate it (but sometimes I love it, like when my hair is pulled during rough s- oh tmi)
13. My favourite flavour of popsicle is DICK

Daddy's Questions:

1. Chains or whips?
Both (;

2. Dildo or vibrator?
BuTt PLuG

3. Rough, wild and raw or careful, kind and loving sex?
Honestly, there's a happy medium between the two and thats what I enjoy most.  (straight up rough, wild and raw is so tiring)

4. Am I sexual?
Duh

5. Do you like it?
I like it, I love it, I want some more of it! I try so hard, I can't rise about it. Don't know what it is 'bout little daddy's lovin',
But I like it, I love it,
I want some more of it.

(Come on baby..  You knoooow what I like... Yeah.. I like that... MMmmmmm... MMmmmm... MMmmm Hey... Don't forget to turn out the lights...)

6. Want me to update?
fuck yes daddy

7. Do you also want Juancock to wear a cute dress for Taehyung?
Tbh I'm not a big fan of cross-dressing, but whatever floats Kook's boat.

8. Do you have the Vkook sextape?
Yes and V told me to share it with no one, so dont assk.  I'm loyal.

9. Smut, fluff or angst?
IM A SLUT FOR SMUT!! .. & angst

10. Do you want to live in a big flat or house?
Big flat sounds nice. Especially since I'll be living alone.

11. Would you rather like to marry your bias or attend your otps wedding and let them be together? Like marry Taehyung or let Vkook exist?  I'd let Vkook exist cuz they're my love I mean can you feel the love?????
That's 3 Questions bitch.  But, thats hard... attend wedding, but 3sum. Vkook exist obviously. Of course I feel the fucking love.
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT~

12. tbh I have 3; Yoonmin (dont hate me), Vhope, & GTop

13. Do you love me?
Daddy I love you so much now let's fuck, kay?

:')

My questions:

1. You ever tried alcohol?

2. Hey baby, you single? (;

3. Wanna be the paprika to my Taehyung?

4. We're gonna party til we're purple!  Do you love being purple?

5. Why is death so beautiful?  (like, have you seen the leaves in the fall [that is a fucking rhetorical question])

6. What do you think a bug's last thought is when it hits the windshield of a car?

7. Do you know pi off the top of your head?  (not rounded)

8. What is in your pocket?

9. Are your toenails long or short right now?

10. Do you brush your teeth every day?

11. Can you hop on one foot?

12. Pop your knuckles or crack your knuckles?

13. Is food afraid to get eaten, or is food aware of its purpose in life and is happy to be eaten and gets sad when it is wasted?

I taaaaag...
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dont hate me bc I love y'all~