WARNING CHILDREN:  This is an inappropriate subject... and your visual innocence is at stake... DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE A CHILD (BELOW 18/19)!!!  I can't stop you, though. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I was filing charts at work today, and I noticed some interesting last names.  One of those last names is Glascock... Glass... Cock... All I could think about after reading that name was glass massagers.  Glass dildos are so freaking pretty thoughhhh... wanna see?

[None of these images will be one of the realistic looking ones because a lot of you are children and don't even know what a penis actually looks like... So these dildos will just be... shapely...]

I wanna start a glass sex toy collection lol.

It's so freaking pretty like oh my god I want one. The design is so cool.

The design in this one is cool too.

but this one is multicoloured

Red White and Blue for the horny American patriots :')

There's even fucking tentacle glass dildos okay

18+ Just a side note, (real and living) octopus porn is interesting if you're a sick fuck and wanna Google that shit... or I can give you a link because I am also a sick fuck.
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I have a friend who sends me weird porn every day okay!?!?  I've seen some shit.

I don't even know what's up with this one but the shape is great.

This is a glass butt plug in case you wanted to know what a glass booty stuffer would look lke.

AND THEN AND THEN THERE'S THIS GLASS BOOTY DILDO THING

It looks like something I'd put in my glass art collection tbh

IT'S ART FOR YOUR PRIVATE PART!

and here's a picture of someone making a glass sex toy.  Isn't it great?

Oh, the weird and kinky things that run through my mind on a daily basis... I am just a sick and kinky dude.  Yup.
BUT I am
not a
pervert
there is a BIG difference.

I wonder if B. Glascock has a glass cock.